The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Her name is Christina Mer*** . I have no idea how many guys shes had but im not in this numbers. This nasty slut loves to have huge dicks stuffed in her mouth. She loves to be treated like a slut and have her mouth used like a c*m bucket. This blond whore loves to get her mouth stuffed full of cock. She love to have a big throbbing dick pumping in and out of her mouth. This dick crazy blond cannot get enough hard cock. She cant suck just one dick. She likes to have two or three dicks in her hands and mouth at the same time. She is what I call a dick monster. This is the nastiest blond slut I have seen in a very long time. She loves getting anal and f*ck around in the nature

Too bad she never made it into college she would have loved hanging out at frat houses.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Mark, owner of bar called Skorez club in, IL. Being the owner this guys acts like a tool, and a total prick. He hangs all day at his bar hitting on underage girls. He thinks he can get ass from any girl, just because he he cheats on his gf and f*cked all his dumb polack bartenders. But in reality he should try acting his size (5′5 ft). This guy is seriously suffering from little man syndrome, but I honestly think from little dick syndrome..

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, here’s the deal. This chick is Sarah Br**. She’s technically from Belleville, IL. And one of the biggestttt sl*ts from here. She’s only 18 and has already had 2, possibly 3, abortions and im sure some STDs. No one is really sure what she has, but guys who have been there, say its pretty nasty. She doesn’t live in Belleville anymore because almost every person here hates her. Her mom, dad, and grandma have all kicked her out of their houses. Her mom is now paying for her to go away to college just to get her away from here. You might be wondering why everyone hates her so much, well theres a lot of reasons. For starters, she is a compulsive liar and a theif. Steals anything she can get her hands on, money, clothes, makeup. Even her grandma’s medicine because she wants to try to get f*cked up off it. She thinks she’s so sexy and that everyone wants her. But the only reason she’s even close to skinny is because she’s severly bulimic. I have seen this wh*re go down her contacts calling every guy asking them to f*ck her that night. If that’s not a desperate h*e than I don’t know what is. .

Shes young, she better get a reality check now or forever be a bottle rat sloot sucking gregs for quarters.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is lauren pe*** the dumbest rudest bitchiest fakest girl at ISU, shes f*cked so many guys down there and they all say shes a terrible lay. she talks like shes 15, and walks like she has a rod jammed up her ass 24/7. she has no friends. and dates the ugliest guys to make herself look better, stop tanning and go back to aurora you smelly bitch. i doubt you would do her nik, put this dumb c*nt on the blast!

Her stretched out features make her look like a puppet…her face is also round as a melon.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this is mary SL** its only been the first semester in college and shes already banged at least EIGHT guys (without applying the rule of 3 -american pie) she admits to liking it in the butt ..she admits to wanting three somes. shes taken E at LEAST 4 times already and cannot get enough of it. she is the JOKE of every party around here. she is legit DIRTY tooo. HORRIBLE hygiene, sweats prefusely, i wouldnt even doubt that she never showers, gross! shes a fat bitch and thinks WAY too much of herself. she thinks her friends dont judge her but PUHLEASE everyone knows whats up with that slut. yup, big time SLUTTTTTTTT no guy should EVER date this chick or even bang her. TRUST ME SHE HAS BEEN AROUNDDDDDD word is she was an even BIGGER slut in high school. god help this chick. So Nik, would you?

Answer: no.  I’m embarrassed that you even asked.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has to be one of the nastiest, smelliest, ugliest girls i have ever met. Where should i start? First of all who the fck names their daughter “daggie?” Sounds like a dykes name. Anyways, this girl will suck anyybodys dick prob. cus she has no confidence. but i guess if i was a girl and i looked like her i wouldnt either. she sucked seppis dick and cybulskis! haha whats funny is everyone talks mad sh*t about this hoe but she still walks around like shes the sh*t! she walks around school with droopy eyes and her nasty makeup she dosent know how to put on. i heard from alot of ppl she stankkks too. she looks like she would be a 12 yr old deformed migit. shes also the biggest sh*t talker i kno. idk man, i could go on and on about this btch but i have better things to do. i just hope she knows nobody likes her fugly ass. Would you?

Looks like George Lopez.- nik