11.10.09

Eric Is The Biggest Douche Ever!

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Eric….he thinks he is sooo cool driving around his brand new Cadillac CTS and wearing Oakley sunglasses and Ed Hardy every time I see him. He is the biggest @sshole to girls, he uses them for sex and then on to the next one attitude. He thinks the world revolves around him and has no care for his friends. Recently he forced a girl to give him head or he wouldn’t let her leave! Wow total douche bag.

He sounds like a sexual predator to me… Rapist wit.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Angel Gone BAD

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

Angel Gone BAD

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik..This girl was a victorias secret angel for halloween and she was hottt as f*ck! but super f*cking wasted walking around a nasty ass house with no shoes on being a drunk mess.

She was never an angel that’s why they call it a costume.  As far as being hot, not a chance.- nik


Nik Richie

09.29.09

Too Much Obama

Posted in Illinois

Too Much Obama

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Why would anyone consider getting this license plate? Possibly a reason to get pulled over everytime.

I feel like they should have used darker colors for this license plate. Just sayin’.- nik


Nik Richie

09.29.09

Yikes

Yikes

THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m embarassed to admit that I used to be friends with these girls in high school. Let it be known that they did not dress or act like this when we were friends- I wouldn’t have stood for it. After graduation I decided to go to college and expand my horizons, while these Russian skanks hit up super cool places like Zero Gravity and wore extremely unflattering outfits that they thought made them look f*ckable. I think these girls may be the poster children for thedirty.com.  So Nik, need I even ask?

No you don’t need to bother asking I don’t want to waste my time with these obvious Sloots. They all look greasy, fake and their bodies are just gross.-nik


Nik Richie

09.15.09

The Queer In The Middle

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

The Queer in the middle

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik..the guy in the middle licked the guy on the left mud puddle while the girl on the right watched.

Is eyebrows are longer than the Golden Gate bridge.- nik


Nik Richie

09.11.09

Chicago’s Finest

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

chicago's finest

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this ruth. She is the biggest wh*re in the southside of chicago..she swears she is going to school for pr but, for as long as she has been in school you would think that she is trying to be a doctor! You can find her anyday wh*ring around all chicago’s highend bars and clubs sucking guys off for drinks hanging with her wh*retourage! A club that only allows 4foot nothing skanky druggy moms! HI ANAIS!

She should probably lay off the sugary alcoholic drinks, they only make someone whose already fat look even more bloated.- nik


Nik Richie

09.04.09

Tinley Park Trick

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

Tinley Park Trick

Tinley Park Trick

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is MaryB from Tinley…as you can tell she got that nasty rash on her face from sucking off any guy for a bump of c*ke…she will fall to her knees for any guy that looks her way…she thinks she looks good and is hot but the only thing hot about her is her stank ass breath! Nik please put this sl*t on blast…you have to agree she is nasty and is making TInley look bad!

I didn’t know it was possible to have herpes of the face?- nik


Nik Richie

08.25.09

Refund Please

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

There are no words

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there are no words for this atrocity, that is a refund gap for sure…

5 of those bars could fit in that gap, and you could probably build another Sears Tower in there as well.- nik


Nik Richie

08.20.09

Getting To Know Tony Fag

getting to know tony fag

getting to know tony fag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so i was at out side at level in chicago and i see Tony Fag pull up. inside he invited us to his table and kept asking to bring girls over to him. just keeping Dirty Army Strong.

Why does this clowns uniform not surprise me… I am hoping to see him on my visit to Chicago August 28th.  Tony, I heard you are a ferrari gun for hire.  I would love to take a ride with you and study your mind.  Maybe you can teach me how to pick up chicks in Chi-Town.- nik

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Nik Richie

08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"