Anita Krupa Is One Dirty Soot

Anita Krupa is one dirty hoe!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the arrogant, dumb as rocks, and hyena laughing Anita Krupa (or Anita Kru on FB). She wants to be an English teacher && BOY do I wish I could stay after class!! At UIC (University of Illinois at Chicago) she sloots in up BIG TIME! She also is queen of making a million stupid FB statuses as well as uploading videos of her being hungover and acting retarded. These are a couple pics of her strutting her doggie-style lovin’ *ss at work as a stripper and being a topless waitress.

She just wants attention, she see’s how much often their in the news lately…- nik

Crazy SheMan On The Loose

Posted in Illinois, St. Louis

CRAZY SHE/MALE ON THE LOOSE!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hideous b*tch’s name is Haley Scott. She has no friends, no life, and no morals. I would 100% think she is a man but she has had sex with so many guys, I’m sure she’s lost count. She constantly lies to everyone around her about everything! She is a complete PSYCHO! Nothing about her is original. This thing that claims it’s a girl is so pathetic all it does is get f*cked up off of many different drugs and stalk people online. As you can clearly see she is one of the ugliest “females” to walk this planet. She spreads her legs all around St. Louis, Edwardsville, and Belleville. She thinks she’s attractive because guys have sex with her, but they only do because it’s so easy. Obviously it is not because she’s attractive, she has no boobs, no ass, no curves, anorexic body, and no hair. Ew. She cheats, lies, steals, and is fake as hell. She will talk so much ish to people online but will NEVER say anything to your face, she is a total p*ssy! Nobody can stand this sloot and it’s time for her to be called out! I hope she has her next period in a shark tank.

Sleeping with guys is for experience so she knows what to do on the ladies..-nik

U Illinois Welcomes Newest SigDouche

Posted in Chicago, Dirty Greeks, Illinois

UIllinois Welcomes Newest SigDouche.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brandon Stone, Sigma Chi’s newest frat douche to enter the Greek community here. Lets just say I’m really good friends with his ex girlfriend Marissa (4thpicture) and she is so much better than him its ridiculous. As soon as they got to school Stone decided it would be alright to f*ck ANYTHING that came his way, and not tell Marissa. Long story short after she found numerous sexts, heard some rumors, she finally was told that this skeeze of a guy f*cked her sorority sister. Gena Carpentier (5thpicture). With that, she was told of more than 6 girls he f*cked behind her back…did I mention while still going over to her place consistently.

This holds true for all frat guys, if they didn’t buy themselves in of course (in which case they’re still a douche.- nik

DJ Tsunami Is A Joke

Posted in Chicago, Dirty Predator, Illinois, The Dirty

Dj Tsunami like the dirty Poonani

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this scum bag DJ nut jocks every DJ in Chicago thinking it will make him a big star. When in reality he can’t DJ to save his life. Any female that walks into a bar where he is watch out! This loser has multiple DRDs, ladies be careful around him.

That has to be the worst DJ name I have ever heard. DJ’s don’t use the tag DJ anymore Mr. Tsunami.- nik

Scooby Slore

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

Scooby Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay, nik so this is Sandra S., she’s a hoe that doesn’t know what to do with her life. She’s a whore who says that she’s had 30 boyfriends; forgot to say that every single on of them was her “boyfriend” for a night. She’s obsessed with her subaru (she calls it scooby) which is not even a wrx, it’s just the base model plus she is talking about drifting which she has no idea about. Sandra posts 20 pictures of her whorish self on facebook everyday they’re bogus btw. If you want an easy hookup just tell her that she’s pretty, nd she’ll be there making you a sandwich because thats what sexy mechanics do. (in her opinion.) So Nik, would you?

I’m In Love With A Stripper

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

im in love with a stripper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know you don’t love noodles but what do you think about this Thai beauty? Her name is Sasi and she strips at VIPS here. I think i’m in love. She’s a sweety but dates losers.

Don’t waste your time or money. There’s something growing on her chest.- nik

Slooty Sheena Elzie

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

Sheena Elzie can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sheena Elzie. She is a reporter for NBC and loves white men. Often seen hanging around U of IL campus jumping from frat boy to frat boy. I had my turn and it was that bad. Nik, would you?

I’m so sick of looking at pictures of fat people.- nik

Fat Nosed Freshman

Posted in Dirty Greeks, Illinois, St. Louis

fat nosed freshman

THE DIRTY ARMY: This fat nosed bi*ch is the slut of our school. She sleeps with every guy the looks her way. She doesn’t give two f*cks if he is taken or not. I went to high school with this chic and I know for a fact she acts like she has the sweetest personality in the world she joined Alpha Xi Delta. Way to go sorority she tricked you into thinking she is the sweetest girl in the world and now she is going to demolish any sort of reputation you may have. She may say she has a bf but that wont stop her from cheating on him ever second she gets a chance. She gets so drunk and walks around parties flashing the world bc she thinks she is the hottest peice of sh*t to walk this planet. She is a fugly whore!.

Where are her pants to that outfit, and why are those dimples so big (she must of sucking in her cheeks too much).- nik

OMG, Lets Get Wasted

Posted in Chicago, Illinois, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where to being??? I’m sick and tired of seeing these girls out with their old men sugar daddies. Seriously angelika (PARIS is her porta pottie name) is ALWAYS out and calls it a “lifestyle” yeah..some life… how many golden showers did you have to take to go to vegas this weekend with Kathy? The only one here that has a chance is Lauren… your only 18!!! Stop hanging out with theses washed up hags…its not too late. These girls actually went out in public like this for surreal’s ‘lingerie bash’ haha what a joke. Nik, what do you think of this lovely group?

Who invited Big Bird?- nik

Desparate

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

Desparate?

THE DIRTY ARMY: these pictures say it all.

Easy on the drinking ladies, maybe you’ll be able to afford to put something on that shelf.- nik

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