THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know you don’t love noodles but what do you think about this Thai beauty? Her name is Sasi and she strips at VIPS here. I think i’m in love. She’s a sweety but dates losers.

Don’t waste your time or money.  There’s something growing on her chest.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sheena Elzie. She is a reporter for NBC and loves white men. Often seen hanging around U of IL campus jumping from frat boy to frat boy. I had my turn and it was that bad. Nik, would you?

I’m so sick of looking at pictures of fat people.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: This fat nosed bi*ch is the slut of our school. She sleeps with every guy the looks her way. She doesn’t give two f*cks if he is taken or not. I went to high school with this chic and I know for a fact she acts like she has the sweetest personality in the world she joined Alpha Xi Delta. Way to go sorority she tricked you into thinking she is the sweetest girl in the world and now she is going to demolish any sort of reputation you may have. She may say she has a bf but that wont stop her from cheating on him ever second she gets a chance. She gets so drunk and walks around parties flashing the world bc she thinks she is the hottest peice of sh*t to walk this planet. She is a fugly whore!.

Where are her pants to that outfit, and why are those dimples so big (she must of sucking in her cheeks too much).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where to being??? I’m sick and tired of seeing these girls out with their old men sugar daddies.  Seriously angelika (PARIS is her porta pottie name) is ALWAYS out and calls it a “lifestyle” yeah..some life… how many golden showers did you have to take to go to vegas this weekend with Kathy?  The only one here that has a chance is Lauren… your only 18!!! Stop hanging out with theses washed up hags…its not too late. These girls actually went out in public like this for surreal’s ‘lingerie bash’ haha what a joke. Nik, what do you think of this lovely group?

Who invited Big Bird?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: these pictures say it all.

Easy on the drinking ladies, maybe you’ll be able to afford to put something on that shelf.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this troll looking thing is Shannon Mae. You can catch her at the scum clubs of Chicago (Spy Bar, Vision, ETC.) Usually trolling with her crew of orange, anorexic, bottle blond crew. Her FB is just an ode to what a piece of sh*t she is. All she talks about is how everyone is so jealous of her, how many haters she has, how perfect she is and oh my favorite: she is a trend setter? So I guess being orange with white hair is the hot new trend now. Um, no!

What are these girls going to do when Orange tanning becomes illegal? My guess is that they will cycle back into goth/punk. Shannon, I love your two part nose.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been following you on TheDirty for a while now. I feel like I’ve got what you find attractive down but sometimes you surprise me. I’ve even updated a few things myself from your advice. I was surfing around and I saw this chick shes cute shes got +2s the nose is good… perfect for you right?

Those are not +2′s, those are real medicine balls to match her REAL nose. She also has insect hands… please don’t waste my time.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sofiya Z** the biggest wh*re i have ever met in my life. She goes to UIC and she thinks shes the hottest B*tch that goes there.! Every guy she meets she gets their number, F*cks him and than moves on to the next one. She will F*CK anyone with a d*ck doesn’t matter if your married, or in a relationship. I talked to her awhile ago and she said she has slept with 23 guys. Noone wants your loose P**sy anymore Sofiya. And soon she wont have any friends!! You should start using your head girl.

She needs to figure out a way to lose some of her face, starting with the cheeks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here nik is denah trogen this hoe bag is as flithy as they come when i comes to sloots! shes a crack sloot whos dating Killine and yes its nasty this whores been up and down soiccy guys left and right spreading her nasty diease around at raves this whore needs to be put on blast ! plus shes got so much cellulite whats she doing in fishnet ???which begs the question Nik would you tap that ??

Why is she taking a picture of her blood stain!!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,This is this ugly fkin btch Carly Joy Baker. Her sister is that nasty ass rat-face Lindsay Anne Baker. I’ve heard rumors that Carly goes around fcking anything that she sees. Ive even heard this bitch has drd. She takes so many pictures of her ugly fat ass self too. Plus i even think shes a tranny. What do you think?

I’d say it was true from the looks of her room.- nik