Illinois

Bust Down

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

BustDown

BustDown

BustDown

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch has f*cked more guys than I even want to think about, and I don’t imagine her stopping anytime soon. Multiple guys a night, anywhere, anytime…it’s repulsive. I don’t understand why guys even want to touch her; it’s so gross. She was arrested on her college campus for selling weed and then ratted on multiple people to save her ass. She blacked out and crashed her car and now her family is bankrupt. She loves drama almost as much as she loves greg in her mouth. WHAT A MESS!

You should stay away from girls with bruises on their legs and never even touch someone with legs like that.- nik

Bustdown Of B-Town

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

BUSTDOWN OF B-TOWN

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have to know what do you think about this..

I think its hilarious, I think there is acne on her boobs as well.- nik

The Girls Think Their Hot

Posted in Illinois, Would You?

These girls think they're hot???

These girls think they're hot???

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik theres these girls running around East Moline, IL thinking they’re some hot shit. It makes me puke in my mouth. Girls this ugly shouldn’t be able to smile… Would you?

Answer: No, I’m offended you asked, were they all high school wrestlers?

I’d Drink My Ass Off Too If I Looked Like That

Posted in Chicago, Dirty Army Strong, Illinois

I'd drink my ass off 2,with a face like that.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,Let me introduce you to this hott mess and poor exscuse for a human being,Her name’s Katie Ciger.She lives in Homewood but you can spot her just about anywhere as long as theirs liquor.This girl is the fakest most desperate bitch I have ever met,so please blast her ass away!To start with she is a raging alcholic,all she does is get wasted,but who could blame her?I’d have to drink myself stupid too if I looked like that.She’s SO sloppy&embarecing that everyone laughs&talks about her behind her back.She thinks everyone loves her&she’s so popular but trust me she’s a huge joke.Not to mention how slutty this trick is,she will f*ck anything as long as it’s breathing…but I’m not even positive about that.The only reason guys will touch her is because she’s easy p*ssy and the only thing she has going for her is her tits that she constently flops out.She talks so much shit about ppl she dosn’t even know just because she’s jealous.Oh and did I mention this goblin is CRAZY?she stalks all her x’s& thier gf’s,she gets drunk and even hits dudes for no reason.Her as a individual just sucks but must we talk about her appearence?For crying out loud look at that face!I cant even describe it..Kathy Griffin with down syndrome?a gremblin?some creature out of the hills have eyes?It leaves me speachless to be honest,She looks like a He basically.The sad thing is,I’m not making one bit of this up,i’m just sayin how it is,the truth.Trashy Bitches need to be exsposed and discarded of!what do you think Nik?

She wouldn’t look like that if she didn’t drink all the time…Stop going for the quick fix, guys and beer is not a solution, just makes you a drunken sloot.- nik

Your Next Fling

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

The next STD

The next STD

The next STD

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik… This girl is a trip! such a pretty face but so ugly on the inside, Sarah ortiz is her name. This girl is 100% into herself. Now u cant see it here but she has horrible skin! yuk. She has the worst attitude. This girl is top of the line cheater! she was married to her husband for 9 months and moved out of state to be with him. Every month she would come out to vist her family and cheat on her poor husband. Nothing but a whore… and a HUGE social climber. She will date ANYONE to be famous ” NO TALENT” She dated a 40 year old man just for the biz connections basically selling herself. but like i said very into herself.

Biz connections in a 30k world, her slooting will get her no where.- nik

Illinois State University Cop

Posted in Chicago, Illinois, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, happened this past weekend at the Illinois State University in Normal, Illinois. I don’t know the whole story, but seems pretty cop dirty worthy, although the kid did respond inappropriately.

I don’t think the cop did anything wrong here… the kid was resisting arrest like a tool bag.- nik

Big Hair, Big Attitude

Posted in Chicago, Illinois, The Dirty

Hooker bIITch Killer

Hooker bIITch Killer

Hooker bIITch Killer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hooker, also known as Alicia Alford. Our college gave the entire freshman class an iPad, and she had the audacity to engrave “bIITch killer” into hers. Apparently it was her nickname in high school, which makes absolutely no sense. The only way to describe her is the chick with the big hair & the bag attitude. Her weave is mega trashy, and please explain to me why it is okay to dress like a hooker in the ghetto of Bronzeville. And what do you think of girls who have no boobage whatsoever, and still try to show off their cleavage.

Hey Gangster Goth Killer you might want to add a couple more things on that book shelf so your life doesn’t look so boring.- nik

Greg To Mouth

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

This BITCH LOVES COCK IN HER MOUTH.

This BITCH LOVES COCK IN HER MOUTH.

This BITCH LOVES COCK IN HER MOUTH.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Let me tell you about this one right here. Her name is Brandi S**. She parties every night of her life, and every party she finds a man to f*ck in her bed. Talk about STD’s. She’s a whore-c*nt and a huge SLUT. She came from Michigain and she became a WALKING disease. sleep with this whore if you want, but do it at your own risk man. She f*cks nasty guys. Girls got a huge BUSH from what my friend Eric said. I guess she likes getting tapped up too.

That tape is stopping nothing, that guy looks like he’s determined to stick it in.- nik

Rockin A Dirty Greg

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

he has a dirty greg!

he has a dirty greg!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy needs to REALLY be put out there for the piece of sh8t he is! His name is AHMAD A** which is the most stupid name i have ever heard in my life. His hobbies include smoking weed, popping xanex and playin innocent girls and threatening to f*ck them up and burn their houses down such as myself! his greg is so f*cking dirty he told me while he was dating me he had 3 bitches on the side! i bet he got the whole town of oak lawn walking around with warts in and around their unmentionables. his mom left him when he was young probably because she was ashamed of him and his dad is blind luckily he never has to see his bastard of a son, i wouldnt if i was his father! o yeah he thinks hes hot shit because “some” people tell him he kind of looks like drake but he used to weigh 300 lbs! his body is covered in stretch marks it looks like it got attacked by a creature with large claws. and his face looks like its melting all except the nose! Nik, this dirty fuck needs to be shown so EVERYONE IN CHICAGO AND OAKLAWN MUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM! HES BAD NEWS!

How cute him and his friend have matching chin straps.- nik

Ladies This Guy Is Quality Material

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

Look Ma! Med School Means I Can Do My Own STD Testing!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, quality material right here. Apparently Jersey Shore needs to make a “Westchester Shore” because this piece of work is the poster child for <$30k millionaire. Pick up line? “Hey, I’m in med school…” Good thing, considering he’s racked up more ladies than the local OB/GYN. Only problem is that although he may have the smarts to make it to post-grad, he lacks the common sense of a house fly…Did I forget to mention he lives in his parent’s basement, and spends his nights on a twin mattress on a floor…and yes, that lovely car he’s driving, was purchased by his parents, not him. That $9.00 an hour job wouldn’t cover the monthly gas cost.  Nik, what the hell is wrong with this douchebag, can you imagine what is going to happen when he becomes a doctor and starts making his own money?

At least he will be able to do his own DRD testing.- nik