Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

I Fear The Day I Have To Send My Daughter To College

May 8, 2013 Indiana, The Dirty 73 82,064 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so these girls tweeted this picture and it amazes me how stupid girls are.  And to be honest with me having a 2 year old daughter, it really scares me to send her off to college in 16 years.  With girls being so dumb and doing anything to be cool, I’m scared my daughter will go through the same addiction problems I’ve had.  Nik, are you worried about Press when she is older?  Because I’m starting to have anxiety just thinking about this.

All I see is neck fat rolls, the Pepsi isn’t pure.- nik



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UPDATE: Craiglist Girls Of Bloomington

April 11, 2013 Indiana 0 7,132 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is some more text from Margo…. When she first told me she was pregnant….she flat out told me she had already setup a appointment to abort the baby, she claims is ours. Then when we get back together….she jokes about it in text…. with naming the baby aborsh ann….. The pic of the whale is her sleazy ass friend named Daniel that she partys with and can’t live with out. They both have done the CL call girl thing and Daniel has a account on POF looking for men and woman to have NSA fun with….fcking just nasty! This girl deserves this!

That masseuse is not enjoying that.- nik



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Sasha Dehebreard Naptown Shank

April 1, 2013 Indiana, Indianapolis 3 5,437 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and gentlemen, Meet Sasha Phillips Dehebreard. The biggest whore in Naptown and thats sad. She is an escort at a massage parlor. This thing wears two bras and has no ASS whatsoever, nonexistant. She thinks shes a model for what? Instagram. She has been in college for 6 years and only has one year completed. She is an air head. She needs to learn how to take care of her two ugly kids instead of fucking every guy that she meets. BLAST BIIIITCH.

When are they gunna make a push-up pair of undies…- nik



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Vanessa Carrillo Pariseau The Theif

February 18, 2013 Indiana, Indianapolis 26 8,784 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Vanessa Carrillo Pariseau. She is OVERWEIGHT, BOSSY, and she THINKS SHE CAN SING. Sorry for dumping on you like that. It’s just i hate her so much. she’s trying to steal all my friends away from my BFF and I by telling them lies about us because she’s mad that we turned her down on being her friend after a fight. i just can’t take it! What should we do?

I’d tell you if you mentioned something I could comment on.- nik



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Chasing The Saturdays

February 6, 2013 Chicago, Hollywood, Indiana, Liverpool, London, The Dirty 31 81,330 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Love your site! Just wanted to send a quick post, wondering what you thought of the new reality show “Chasing The Saturdays” on “E!”… Also “would you” with any of the women? I thought Mollie seemed your type!

The show is terrible. I’m not sure which one is Mollie, but the one I’m most attracted to is the short haired brunette… I think her name is Frank or something? Her eyes are next level.- nik



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Whiting Trash

February 6, 2013 Chicago, Indiana 19 6,284 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this right here is Heather Soltis. She has to be one of the dirtiest girls from the scum of Whiting Indiana. She acts like a good Christian but if she was would she be sending pictures like this to every guy she claims to care about so much. She continously lets guys use her and then wonders why they want nothing to do with her in the end. She’s done the dirty with half the town. She’s 21 and is doing nothing with her life except busting down for any guy that says something “sweet” it’s time this hoe gets exposed!! Want to bust a quick nut? Find her on facebook she’s DTF anytime.

Keeping her clothes on would do her a lot of good (It’d at least downsize her head).- nik



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