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Please Make Fun Of These People
Posted in Chicago, Indiana | February 24th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Lake County, Indiana. 30k Millionaires abound. I blame girls. Too many people dress and act like this for it to have never worked. Help me Nik. Use this forum as a tool to point out how ridiculous and douchey these people look..
It does count if you were drunk and can’t remember or if you were closing your eyes, like the guy on the right waiting for one of his forgy friends to touch his greg.- nik
Preggo Beer Pong
Posted in Indiana, Indianapolis, The Dirty | February 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for the sake of her children, blast this sk*nk on high! She’s 23 and already has 3 different kids ages 5, 2, and 5 months all from different dads. She doesn’t know the first one’s dad and she signed him over to her brother/mom and continued sleeping around. She told the father of her second child that the baby was dead inside her and she needed an abortion. When he refused she told him if it was a boy he’d have sole custody and she didn’t want anything to do with it. It was a girl and the crazy b*tch kept the baby away for almost an entire year! Now she uses the girl against him because he’s the only one that cares about the baby so sometimes he has her all the time when the b*tch lies about where she is (sleepin with his now 350 lb ex best friend) or else the little girl is with her grandma. Chick smokes around the kids when she actually has them and has had child services called on her several times. Chick is psycho in so many ways. Thinks she’s hot sh*t with her raisin gut and strech marked +2’s. Barf! The picture is her in the blue jacket, playing beer pong while pregnant. Nice huh?
I can tell by her friend next to her in the first picture that these Beer Pong matches are series. None of this Miller Lite or Lite beer BS. They drink the good stuff… I am guessing Sam Adams in those Red Cups mixed with a little pre-game pasta.- nik
Dumb Girl At UI
Posted in Indiana, The Dirty | February 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl can’t hold on to her man for more than a couple weeks before he goes and screws my friends which some are on here and shes so jealous she’s probably to blame for at least one pic and she goes back to him everytime! Why do girls always fall for that Nik?
I have no idea what you just said… maybe you are drunk, but I do know that her head doesn’t deserve to be on her body.- nik
Legally Blonde
Posted in Indiana, The Dirty, Would You? | January 31st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought you’d appreciate this girl! she seems like ur typical blonde…her names christie and she goes to IU. IU girls are hot, there is no way in hell anyone would not… even a gay guy would.
Answer: No, I guess I am not gay… she is normal looking. A 4.7789267 at best, all eyes. I decided.
Rich Sloot
Posted in Indiana | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl thinks she’s the sh*t and lives off her parents cash. I can’t get passed her absurd dimples and extremely large man frame.
I thought money could buy you looks?- nik
Natural Beauty
Posted in Indiana, The Dirty | January 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know your New Years Resolution is brunettes and I just happened to run across this chick from a mutual friend on Facebook, but she totally looks like your type of brunette. She may be all real though so it might be her downfall. Her name is Kelly. She is from Indiana. That’s all I know about her. Soooo, would you?
Answer: No, she is average looking and has that weird Pucker gremlin smile.
Brock’s Chick Other Relatives
Posted in Brock's Chick, Indiana, The Dirty | October 26th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, brocks chick other cousin. her name is lisa. these b*tches are loaded with money and nothing to do but party and pop out kids. they are extremely gorgeous and know it. all the girls were born and raised in roswell new mexico and reside in southern indiana. the genes god gave them are not fair to other ladies in the free world. blonde and beautiful but actually brocks chick as you people call her as gone brunette again.
Roswell- I knew they were Aliens… Brock’s Chick is still by far the hottest chick in her family.- nik
Nik, Meet Brock’s Chick’s Cousin
Posted in Indiana, Pittsburgh, The Dirty | October 23rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is 25 years old. she went to fordham university. her name is shannon f*ga and she is brocks chicks cousin. she is worse than her cousin ever thought of being. this crazy woman lives in pittsburg now. brocks chick lives in indiana now and these two absolutely hate each others guts. can you imagine the holidays with shannon and brocks girl in the same house. shannon has posed for rounders and her picture is one of the most stolen on the internet too. i guess its because of her huge boobs. **side note… i would… dirty jv***
So my employee JV sets up these posts for me to knock them down. He sometimes leaves little side notes which I delete before I post, but this one is classic. I bet your girlfriend Courtney is going to love that you have a black man’s taste buds.- nik
Complete Doucher
Posted in Indiana | October 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK…take a look at this Doucher! He’s from my hometown in Indiana. He’s a 28yr old creeper who calls himself Christacular. Please put him on blast for bein a complete Douche.
Christacular those are some great lines.- nik
Guitar Hero Champion Of The World
Posted in Dirty TV, Indiana, The Dirty | August 24th, 2009THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Paul G*lbert getting 100% FC Guitar Hero 3 Custom Song.
Congratulations Paul, you officially will never get laid in your lifetime.- nik
