THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this B*TCH thinks shes the baddest b*tch but really shes nothing but a skeezyy H*E. Shes married and not divorced yet and shes dating but yet when he talks to a girl shes goes ballistic like a f*cking dumb hypocritical c*nt from hell. I think its cute shes married and is apparently pregnant but with another mans kid.thts the funny part. She talks hard sh*t and starts fights but shes tries hiding behind her belly when sh*t hits the fan and she has to back her sh*t up face to face. Her face ain’t pregnant! And funny she has to have her friends fight fight her f*cking battles for her. This trick needs to get her *ss to another state and leave everyone alone so nobody has to see her ugly *ss horse face anymore. Maybe she should just go do everyone a favor and jump off a f*ckin cliff. OH and did i forget to mention shes apparently pregnant but she has no place so she couch hops. Hows tht anyway healthy for a baby to come into the world? She claims tht she wants no drama yet she messages any girl he even says hi to and tells lies saying he wants her back yet shes been dating other ppl and claims tht she is still his wife. How is that wife material? Thats a H*E for ya!

Looks like denture material.  I’d investigate getting a pair.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Christopher Wayne Wertz and was driving in the Pendelton, Indiana area on the early morning of Sept. 9th, 2011 at the speed of 110 mph in a 35 and hit a utility pole where in this crash killed 29 year old Megan Solinski. He at the age of 21 had a sexual relationship with her at the age of 13 and got her into drugs. This started a life long issue for her, which we thought was the end of it in Dec of 2010 until she reunited with him on facebook and he immediatley started working on his mind control against her again! He claims he loves her and it was a complete accident but driving those speeds in that area is far from an accident and he needs to pay!

Any guy who wears speedos to the office is into mind control.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: meet the Blakeley twins yes they are both girls even though the one in the 2nd picture looks like a dude, maybe he/she what ever they wanna be are just confused?!? In middle school, they were both straight. In high school, they were both lesbians. After high school, they are who knows now. You can always find them trying to get with your boyfriend, or girlfriend, or maybe even your dog. Not to say, they both look like one. the one that looks even remotely like a female likes to pop p*lls and smoke and will do anything for them. and the one that looks liike a dude will screw anything that even gives her a reason to. and last but not least there biggest thing is messing with each other hows that for incest??

I wonder which one of them will go under the knife first…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my beloved Hoosiers knocked off UK last weekend and then I have to come online to read this story about some busted “Playboy” model who was injured when “idiot” fans rushed the court. At first I felt bad for her because I thought they had stepped on her face, turns out, it was just her ankle and she’s always looked like that.

Let me guess… she is suing the school for millions?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Kirk Steele where should i start hmm lets see maybe that hes emotionally screwd he needs a girl on his d*ck everyday of his life always different girls. he’ll tell you he loves you then gives you drd, hepitis B, and by now who the f*ck knows. hes 20 droped outta high school no job no car lives with and treats his mom like sh*t. a romantic night at his house was on the floor watching him play rock band and when things get hott and heavy its on the dirty floor cuz hes got no bed. and with his lovely future he has going for himself he dragged a baby into it and cant even take care of it because of the lacking job gap he has. and during the christmas days you will be expecting a warm and loving gift of being told you were cheated on with so many girls and who they were and how better they were than you just to try to get you to give up what you wont give him. what a winner right?

He couldn’t even graduate high by the time he was 20…what a moron, good thing he finally dropped out.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been reading your website for about 6 months. I have to say, in all sincerity, The Dirty is true genius. I am a college professor that teaches classes on postmodernism, popular culture, and sociology. I was directed to your website after a group discussion in one of my lectures. I view your website almost as a social experiment. I also think it’s eye-opening that you have exposed an area of our culture/society that is part of what America has become. What really shocks me is the hate-mail you receive. I can’t understand why the very people that your site caters to or embodies, act disgusted by your posts. While these people crave celebrity and infamy, they seem to want to punish you for giving them the negative attention their actions perpetuate. I want to say thank you for proving my long-time theory: people today have zero introspection. They have no accountability, and worst of all, no understanding of what our culture has become by their own actions. Nik, you may be one of the great modern day satirists. Thank you for doing what you do and giving faculty members at MidWestern University something to laugh and debate about. Like I said previously, it’s pure genius. Now for your next project…start lecturing at universities in sociology classes. Believe me, some of us would love to have you. Attendance to our lectures would go through the roof.

I am ready when you are. People do not see the big picture with my vision and I would love to discuss it with the future generation… hopefully save some lives in the process.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s taken me a while to do this. I would like to think that I am a somewhat moral person and though I’ve dreamed of submitting this girl for ages, I’ve finally found the strength to do it. Has she ever done anything to me personally? No. But she lives for this sh*t and submitting her to the Dirty is probably the nicest thing I could do for her and her career. Also, I know this is a bold suggestion but I think it is time we give Indiana its first dirty celeb and I think ol’ Megan here is more than deserving.

Yes, the shape of her face is very deserving of Dirty Celeb status. I heard Playboy loves this girl… they find her “unique”.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This dirty little sl*t is 21 yr old Holly Hunt. She’s from middle-of-nowhere Logansport, Indiana, but she ditched her 2 kids to move to Vegas to become a stripper. That’s right.. she pawned her 2 bastard children off on her mother (both have different fathers and were conceived in high school) to strip in Vegas. Classy, right? It’s about time someone put this tramp on blast. She thinks she’s hot, but all I see are those undereye bags and that unfortunate nose. Stop posting pictures of yourself, stop sleeping with anyone who will have you, and be a MOTHER.

She will return into her kids lives to corrupt them once they can buy her drinks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m pretty sure you heard already about what happened at the Indiana State fair… this is so sad and unfortunate.. just wanted to say my heart goes out to everyone affected by this.

I need to sit in the cheap seats next time, there are a ton of chicks at the 30 second mark that need to be saved.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chantel, and she is a genuinely nice girl. Granted, she may tan a bit too much, but she’s beautiful, inside and out. So I gotta ask…. Would you?

Answer: No, can someone please inform this average life that she is not a model.