Cool Urinal


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik thought you would appreciate this urinal…I gave her all I had, I gave her 110%, and you better believe it was dirty

She’s definitely a squirter.- nik

Flap Jacks


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this girl is out all the time.  She loves purple crayons she uses as many of them as she can.  Nik would you get with this flapjack chick??

All I need is some maple syrup and a little powder sugar and I’m all set.- nik

Beer Bong Tragedy At Football Game


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik this was at the Colts Charger playoff game.  Scared the sh*t out of me.

**Click on video to play**  I blame Matt Leinart!- nik

Fort Wayne, Indiana’s Finest


Fort Wayne, Indiana's Finest

Fort Wayne, Indiana's Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, this guy has to be put on blast. This is the infamous Mike Mc**ney. He has dated probably 10 of my girlfriends, telling them his bad childhood story getting all to feel sorry for him. He shoots steroids, updates his facebook and myspace daily about his gym regimen, cheats on his girlfriend all the time, and claims to ‘run’ Fort Wayne’s club scene. Brags about his ‘tight’ Envoy and new motorcycle, both of which he can’t afford. My question…if the dude works out twice a day anddd takes steriods, shouldn’t he look better than this?

For someone who takes Roids, I’m surprised he isn’t bigger. He’s looking a little soft in the arms and stomach. Just sayin’.- nik

Simply Wrong


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik some people should just not try and be sexy or try and be funny.  This guy has scarred me for life with this photo.  Way ta go Tim, girls will go crazy over this

Maybe we chould change the name to Pillow Biting Irish.- nik

** Notre Dame, can you send me pictures of hot girls in booty shorts next time, not guys. Thanks.

THE THIEF


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THE DIRTY ARMY: This is JAVY and he is a F*CKING F*GGOT. He is on Craigslist all the time looking for people to f*ck him, he goes to parties and steals phones right out of their pockets, and he’s been arrested for DUIs about 4 times, he punched the windows out of one of my close friend’s neighbors’ WINDOW and went to jail for it in f*cking INDIANA, this piece of sh*t is the lowest scum on the face of the earth.. Last time I seen him he was at a warehouse party and someone through a bottle right at his f*cking head! He’s such a f*cking tool it’s disgusting.. The sad thing is all of this is 100% real… Nik, what do you think?

I’m surprised he has not been deported yet.- nik

Not Quite A Coug


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this bombshell is Kristal…I don’t even think this chick can be called a cougar she is in her late 20′s but is hot enough to still stay under the cougar radar. would you?

Answer: No, she has a weird belly button, and a long face.- nik

Trippin


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Amanda her dirty druggy sk*nky friend.  If they are going this crazy over a hot do just imagine how crazed they are over d*ick.  These chicks are drugged out dancers who look like they are trippin when they dance people watch to figure out what the f*ck is wrong with them…wh*res.

Are hot dogs supposed to be orange?- nik

Dog Masturbating


He must be so embarrassed.- nik

Light Up Greg


The only thing that would make this better is if a Reindeer was licking it.- nik