She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can this really be true a real life Napoleon Dynomite, I mean what can you say about this character. He chops around town on a moped works as a bag boy at a local grocery store I mean this kid is the American dream.
He is more like Sloth from Goonies in my mind.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy right here is mr 409 for the amount of woman he has been with. He is a ex crack head who has been shot in the head 3 times, who takes whatever he can get like honestly, and he has shaved a girls head. He needs to be put on blast he calls himself mr 260 in Indiana for area code and number of girls hes slept with around the area. What do you think about this guy. You really think he has slept with that many girls?
Let’s be realistic he is Mr. 2 at best.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, man nik this dude right here is a f*cking beast, he f*cks anything that walks he takes 3 sum’s orgy’s and all and takes home a diffrent girl from the bar everynight.
Nice self post buddy… get a life.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for the sake of her children, blast this sk*nk on high! She’s 23 and already has 3 different kids ages 5, 2, and 5 months all from different dads. She doesn’t know the first one’s dad and she signed him over to her brother/mom and continued sleeping around. She told the father of her second child that the baby was dead inside her and she needed an abortion. When he refused she told him if it was a boy he’d have sole custody and she didn’t want anything to do with it. It was a girl and the crazy b*tch kept the baby away for almost an entire year! Now she uses the girl against him because he’s the only one that cares about the baby so sometimes he has her all the time when the b*tch lies about where she is (sleepin with his now 350 lb ex best friend) or else the little girl is with her grandma. Chick smokes around the kids when she actually has them and has had child services called on her several times. Chick is psycho in so many ways. Thinks she’s hot sh*t with her raisin gut and strech marked +2’s. Barf! The picture is her in the blue jacket, playing beer pong while pregnant. Nice huh?
I can tell by her friend next to her in the first picture that these Beer Pong matches are series. None of this Miller Lite or Lite beer BS. They drink the good stuff… I am guessing Sam Adams in those Red Cups mixed with a little pre-game pasta.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Thanks for costing us money.. Dip sh*ts.
Yeah, those FORGY bastards! I don’t want to think about it… I could have bought a Honda Accord. I blame Kendra.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we do an internet radio show everyday and had that crazy-woman on who protests fallen soldiers funerals. She thinks Peyton Manning is going straight to hell for supporting the troops.
That lady is crazy, but I do agree with her that Peyton Manning is going to hell… not because of the troops though (other classified reasons). Don’t worry Peyton I will save your seat at the bar down there.- nik

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Go Colts? Please be funny and not racist.
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw this lady cruising through the old BK Lounge on her fat person scooter and I just had to get your opinion on this. Too bad we got caught, she was so pissed at me!!
I think she is flipping you the BIRD.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is what awaits you in prison…..a large gregg.
Prison sucks! (pun intended).- nik