THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jasmine Corey Vega. She is originally from Arizona but she f*cked the pilot coming to Indiana. She just got here and already f*cked the soccer team & baseball team! Doesnt matter if your black, mexican, puerto rican, white, or a damn midget she WILL f*ck you. She’s been here less than 6 months & already made her way to Chicago natives & was passed around by close friends after meeting them one night at a club. She is a homewrecker & the biggest sl*t to cross the states. Wanna ride? She is dtf for sure. She also made it a mission to ruin my relationship.

Your one of many. Take it as an eye opener, she outed your douche boyfriend sooner then later.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to the Superbowl and had field level endzone tickets. I got some funny ass pictures, while some of the performers were waiting around.  Here is the all time classic, you should have seen these guys jerking around back here.

Tebow would have beat the Giants.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the party rockers need a few performance tips. Like remembering to at least plug all necessary wires into your DJ mixer even if you plan to fake your performance. Looks like there are a few missing? -Techie.

These guys are manufactured artists. This doesn’t really surprise me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of your site and love how you always speak the truth.  People always stare at me and everyone tells me its because how exotic and beautiful my eyes look. I wanted to see what you think about them and are they really that exotic? Love you Nik!

F*ck your eyes… LaserAway that mustache and Boomerang Uni! Sorry, but I do not want your love.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since the companies leaked all their commercials that we will all see on Sunday all over youtube I have not been able to stop watching them.  I still have yet to see a good one that will make me laugh, all of them suck balls.  Here is a great example.

Without Cameron this commercial is pointless.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, smoked my self retarded this am.  Came to work and did my usual… went to some blogs including thedirty, then opened up the chain mail from out staff with all the funny pics or videos everyone sends themselves.  I couldnt stop laughing at this for some reason, what do you think?  Don’t mess with Vader right?

That commercial sucked. Nobody is going to say, “Hey did you see that bug commercial?”. What a waste of millions of dollars.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I use to be in love with Adriana Lima.  Today I was just watching the Superbowl 2012 commercials that will be getting aired on Sunday and I realized my love for her is gone.  She is looking old and starting to get a little sloppy.  What you think?

That commercial sucked. They shouldn’t of let her talk or show her teeth.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my Hoosier wife and I just wanted to pass along this hot little bolt o’ lightnin’ from Indy. She goes by the name Jessica and word is, she ain’t too picky. This is what waits for you here. So Nik, tell me truth. Would you?

Why your photographer wanted to see you with your top off is a mystery.  PS: those ruffles are supposed to disguise the flap, not embellish it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, just found this gem on Youtube. Some moron from the “Southside Shore” decided to make a promotional video for their knock-off Jersey Shore clan. It’s pretty funny that these people actually take themselves seriously. The video description reads: “SOUTHSIDE SHORE…IS A GROUP OF FRIENDS THAT HAVE ALL BONDED TOGETHER TO KILL THE INDIANAPOLIS, IN NIGHT LIFE…CLUB AFTER CLUB…GET COMP IN VIPS, STRIP CLUB, AND WHATEVER WE TAKE OVER THAT DAY OR US JUST DOING US.  JOCKED BY LOCAL RADIO PERSONALITIES….WE ARE THE HOTTEST THING IN THIS STATE….JUICE HEADS, FAKE BOOB, T SHIRT TIME, WRIST BANDS, FBGM, DJ FUZZY, TOMMY GUNN, MANNY FRESH, PLAYBOY LIVE PLAYMATE CORYSMITH AS C*BOMB, DMAC, 50 CAL, AND MANY MORE….” Nik, put this video on blast so everyone can have a good laugh at how pathetic these people are.

**You know these people think they need a reality show about their lives, just like every other group of idiots in every city saying the same sh*t.  No you don’t need a reality show, no one cares that you go out 6 nights a week, get molly’d up 3 of those nights and catch whatever DRD your “Crew” is passing around that week.- JV

Don’t you need an ocean for a shore?- nik

SNIPER: I hope Peyton Manning goes to the Chargers already.