Indianapolis | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Laundry Thief; Linda Lane

March 31, 2014 Indiana, Indianapolis 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: ***From a local musician: THIEF REPORT! A little over a year ago, Malena (girlfriend) accidentally left a load of clothes in our laundry room, here at Jefferson Estates. That load of laundry consisted of a few pairs of Levis, her “Free Eli” shirt, her Harptallica shirt, her underwear, plus some other of her favorite clothes, including her Greedy Mistress t-shirt that the Italian band personally gave her after I booked their last tour of the US and they stayed with us for a few days. She was very proud of that shirt. All in all, probably at least $200 worth of clothes. When she realized that she had forgotten to get the laundry out of the dryer, she went back to the laundry room and all the clothes were gone. She instantly went into the office and asked our landlord if they had taken the clothes out. They had no idea what she was talking about. So she just made a report with them and came back to the apartment, crying and very upset, knowing that the clothes had been stolen. She spent quite a few days feeling violated by some unknown person. As would anyone. Over a year passes. UPDATE! Tonight, we were at the punk rock show at Wander Inn. All of a sudden I see this girl wearing a Greedy Mistress shirt. I was like, Hey, those are my friends! I went across the room and asked this girl “where did you see Greedy Mistress at? I booked their tour of the US!” I wasn’t even thinking about Malena’s stolen clothes at all. Actually, I had completely forgotten about the whole deal. This girl then says, “oh, I didn’t see them anywhere. I actually stole it from the laundry room at the apartment complex I live at.” WTF? My brain started to click. I then asked “where do you live?” She replies, “Jefferson Estates”. BOOM! Mystery solved! I then realize that this is the person that stole all of Malena’s clothes, and in true Bill Finn fashion, I call her out on it. “Guess what? You stole my girlfriend’s clothes.” She replies, “I only took one shirt.” Not, “I’m sorry”, or any remorse at all. Yeah, right. “I only took it because I was having an affair with a married man at the time, and I thought it would be funny to wear.” Yes, stealing from hard working people is so funny. If I were to actually believe that she only took one shirt, then I would have to believe that she actually thought it was ok to open a dryer in a private laundry room and go through the clothes one-by-one to pick out what she wants to steal. Bull shit. What I know she did was put all of the clothes in a basket, take them home, sort through what she wanted and got rid of the rest. maybe to friends, Plato’s Closet, or the dumpster. Then she walks out the door as if it was no big deal (or knew that shit was about to get real creepy for her). Malena follows her outside and tells her that she wants her shirt back, and she takes it off and gives it to her, and tells her “I just lost enough weight to finally wear it”. Never believe a thief. NEVER. So, I come home and find out that this thief is actually on my friends list, as well as mutual friends with a lot of people I know (some of you are even tagged in this thread. Prepare yourselves for mass replies.) So, I go to her photos section, and the shirt that she says that she could never wear, is actually being worn by her in this very photo (below). The photo was taken in February of 2013 (proof in other photo below). So, there’s another lie. We’ve got a pattern here. Lie #1: “I only took one shirt.” Lie #2: “This was the first time I ever wore the shirt. I just lost 14 pounds and could finally fit into it.” So, let it be known, Corky Justcorky (a.k.a. Linda Lane) is a thief and liar that will steal from her neighbors, and will probably steal from you, and then lie to your face about it. Tomorrow I will report her to my landlord, and show them these photos, as well as the shitty text she sent me after she left the bar calling me “Bitch mother fu(ker! F*CKYOUU”, and admits to stealing the shirt she was caught wearing tonight. BEWARE! This girl is a THIEF and a LIAR!

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Ruins Marriage

March 10, 2014 Indiana, Indianapolis 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: My now ex husband and I were married for almost 3 years. 5 months before we separated, he was cheating on me with this homewrecker who lived across the street fromus. Its funny cause where we lived he would say how everyone was trash. That didn’t stop him unfortunately. She was married at the time but divorced her husband for mine and he left me for her. They are now currently living together with her 2 kids from previous marriage. I guess karma is coming back to them both. Both cheated on their spouses to be together and now my ex husband is currently cheating on her. Just beware of this trashy homewrecker if you’re in the area. She may be after your man.

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Smooth Talking Trout

March 6, 2014 Fort Wayne, Indianapolis 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Goes by Scott Bowman. He’s everything from a salesman to a scamming con artist. He knows what to say in every moment with every pretty girl he wants to impress. I amongst other women have fallen for his lies and paid dearly for it. He plays a victim of infidelity. Make no mistake, HE is a liar! He has hurt women in numbers. He sleeps with women who are either in a relationship or married. Oh, and he has a girlfriend that lives with him. I can bet he’s got her fooled like the rest of us. I lost myself, my friends and my relationship over this loser! Theres definitely more than meets the eye with this guy and not a single shred of him is good or true! I hope I’m helping the next naive woman to not be roped into this guy. Just because it sounds good and looks good, doesn’t mean it is good. Motorcycle or not. The guy has wreckage in his blood!

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Laura Lundy

March 3, 2014 Indiana, Indianapolis, Louisville 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong here in Bedford, Indiana! This gauntly looking creature/slut is named Laura Lundy. She’s known for being a slut since high school (fcking her friends boyfriend behind her back), a piece of shit mother, who puts her pill and m*th addiction before her two children. I mean look at the color of her skin!! It’s grey!! Her face is sunk in and she looks like a skeleton. She thinks she’s hot shit and goes after married men. Her morals are held into comparison to her mosquito bite titties, she has none. She used to be a nurse aide until she got fired for her pill popping addiction.If anyone sees her lock up your meds, and men! She’s a liar, manipulator, and overall disgusting human being. Oh and one more thing, look at her hair in the last pic where she’s “posing” trying to look less ugly. Who the fck wears their hair like that these days!!?? This isn’t the 60′s.

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Megan Martin Indy’s Loosest

February 17, 2014 Indiana, Indianapolis 108

THE DIRTY ARMY: Is this what a successful business woman looks like Megan?

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April Miller

February 5, 2014 Indiana, Indianapolis 16

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THE DIRTY ARMY: 42 year old drug addict stripper April Lynn Miller!

Smoking in bed is disgusting.- nik

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Soon to be Mother of 2

February 5, 2014 Indiana, Indianapolis 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Allison Mason is one of the dirtest girls and mothers in this city!!! She is 4 or 5 months pregnant and has a 6 yr daughter who is sunjected to her DAILY drug use!! t’s become known and a proven fact this girl is infected with *** and contines to shoot heroine ad pop any pill she can get her dirty little hands on.. Several years ago the court sysytem banned her from taking Xanax as she was on the verge of a drug induced suicide.. Allison lives with her parents, all of whom are prescribed Vicodin and supply each other with there own prescriptions just to be out within days of getting a script.. Her father takes her on drug runs even while shes pregnant and pays for everything for her. It’s SICKENING to even think a father and grandfather would be ok with this.. I’s come to our attention that she has led her on and off again boyfriend to believe he’s the father but has in the last cpl days found out its between 3 different guys , one of whom is her drug dealer here in one of the photos.. The pic of these two was take jus last nite.. If anyone know anything about opiate and heroine addiction your eyes have these pin dot pupils and bags for days under your eyes.. Just look at her face.. WOW this girl is crying for help!!! As everyone here should know a child’s life is most important as well as there well-being .. As of two days ago her 6 yr old daughter wrote a couple notes to her mom after she was withdrawling and was being mean to her .. Her little daughter said she hates herself and her life .. IF THATS NOT A CRY FOR HELP THAN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS… This has been goin on for to long and someone needs to intervene immediately.

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Please Help Find Teleka Patrick

December 17, 2013 Indianapolis, The Dirty 305

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am Dirty Army Member hoping to garner your support and help to find this missing young woman. Please Nik. She has her whole life ahead of her. Her name is Teleka Patrick. She is 30 years old. She is approximately 5’6 and 160 lbs with black hair, and dark brown eyes. She is African American.

Patrick hasn’t been seen since the evening of Dec. 5 when she was dropped off at her car – a gold 1997 Lexus ES300 – in the parking lot of Borgess Medical Center on Gull Road. Her car was found in a ditch off westbound i-94 near Portage, Indiana by a state trooper. Despite exhaustive efforts, her whereabouts are still unknown.

It’s almost as if she vanished in to thin air. Somebody out there may have seen her or may have some clues about her whereabouts.  Please post this Nik, her family is hurting and this is right before Christmas. This is someone’s daughter, someone’s sister. If anyone knows anything out there please repost on twitter, facebook or instagram #findteleka. Or contact the Kalamazoo Police Department at 269-383-8748 or the Indiana State Police Department AT 219-696-6242.

DA keep your eyes open this Christmas.- nik

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