Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Just Nasty

April 20, 2012 Indianapolis 47 9,625 Views

nasty, nasty, nasty!

nasty, nasty, nasty!

nasty, nasty, nasty!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Michelle Ficklin. She is about as nasty as they c*m! This ratchet mess will spread her legs for anyone. Can’t keep herself off drugs, will try to mess with any guy she thinks will get her a fix. Michelle is a east side h*e, a liar, a home wrecker and a major sloot!

Her leg positioning lets me know she’s going #2 (pic 1).- nik



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Malana Bar Sloot Kennedy

April 3, 2012 Indianapolis 0 5,867 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Malana Kennedy. Malana, get OVER yourself. stop updating your status with stupid pleas to save your many “relationships.” you make yourself look REALLY REALLY stupid. NEWS FLASH: no one GIVES A FU*K. Seriously, get over yourself. you have TWO KIDS, you work at a hyvee BAKERY in small, podunk IOWA, and all you seem to do is go out and drink, searching for that next “man.” stay at home and take care of your kids and focus on yourself. YOU DON’T ALWAYS NEED A MAN! And airing your dirty laundry all over facebook every hour is NOT a good look.

She isn’t wearing flares, those are just some mean cankles.- nik



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Xtina Is Xtra Slooty

March 29, 2012 Indianapolis 9 5,081 Views

XTINA is XTRA SLUTTY

XTINA is XTRA SLUTTY

XTINA is XTRA SLUTTY

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick calls herself ” XTINA ” on fb probably because she goes by “Cali” or “Sky” at the strip club. So, she is used to having alias names for her slutty *ss. But her real name is Kristina Kessinger and she will *uck any dude with a tattoo and a pitbull. She thinks she is the sh*t and everyone should bow down to her a** too bad her pu**y smells like a decaying fish. I’m just surprised she can still make money throwing it in peoples faces, the guys have to smell that. But I guess if your desperate enough to pay her for sex then you don’t care about fish pu**y. She will get down for the right price $$. Oh and if your wondering about the pic of her and like 20 busted sailor dudes. Yes they all hit it and she swallo*** haha this is the definition of dirty sloot!!!

Anyone have a clear shot of this trolls face?- nik

**Update: I found her, I thought she was one of the sailors.



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Check Out This O Face

March 22, 2012 Indianapolis 10 7,199 Views

Check out this O face

Check out this O face

Check out this O face

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this internet “model”. When I saw someone put up “princess riddlebox” I just had to submit this woman and her “modeling” pictures. She shows up in all these online groups and claims jugglette. I’m a real juggelette and this is just pathetic! Check out that face! No wonder she can only get photoshoots at the park! Woof!

Growling in pictures is not sexy, especially when you look like a man.- nik



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Lauren Haskamp AkaThe Big Oompa Loompa

March 5, 2012 Indianapolis 5 8,323 Views

Lauren Haskamp aka the big OmPaLoOmPa!

Lauren Haskamp aka the big OmPaLoOmPa!

Lauren Haskamp aka the big OmPaLoOmPa!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lauren Haskamp, a girl from Indianapolis, Indiana. And she is just a orange faced piece of trash. Everyone thinks she’s cute. But does she fit ANYONE’S standards? P.S. you can definitely tell when she has extentions in.



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Hot Or Not

March 2, 2012 Indianapolis 7 6,387 Views

hot or not

hot or not

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see these bitches out all of the time, all of my guy friends think they are super hot and they always have guys surrpunding them, whats your opinion I think they are shit shows, yet all the guys want them..



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