THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is should definitely be a dirty celebrity! She just doesn’t stop! Besides embarrassing herself with her nasty “dancing” videos, she hires dirty old men to shoot her naked! Her face is fat and in half of her pictures she looks like she suffers from Downs and her ass has no muscle. She needs to get it together and stop being a fucking gold digger! Kalee, no one wants to see ur jiggly *ss anymore or your nasty tweets!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been with my high school sweetheart for 11 years now and at the at of 26 we are finally getting married in October. We have been through everything together and without a doubt she is the one for me. But in the last year or so, she has been getting a whole lot of facial hair, like A LOT. She has sideburns now longer than mine and the worst part it, it seems like she has a mustache growing in… She is Italian and Iranian, probably the hottest girl you will see but the fact that when I look at her now it seems like there is a shadow above her lip.. thats how bad it has been getting. She wouldn’t tell me but I can tell when she gets it waxed because she will come home and no shadow will be above her lip for a day or two, and then BOOM comes right back. It is to the point to where I am embarrassed to go out with her during the day for lunch, because that is all I think about. I even changed all the light bulbs in our house so everything is dimmer and it doesn’t bother me that much. Nik, how do I tell her that she needs to fix this because its driving me insane.
You need to break up with her before she goes complete Big Foot on you. Man-up and pay for her to LaserAway that sh*t. Show her this post, honesty in a relationship is key.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: SO Nik i first met this stroke a while ago… He recently came back around, prolly trying to snipe free bottles at the club and now coming to light, attempt to stalk my girlfriends. This super douche met one of my friends, who is very hot, but besides the point… He met her and with in 24 hours, had befriended her on facebook as well as got her number…. 24 hours after that he was blowing her up on txt and FB. At the time she had a boyfriend, he contacted her boyfriend, lying, telling him that she was coming on to him… needless to say, he contributed to the end of their relationship. I could care less about that part, because her then boyfriend, might as well of been sponsored by Summer’s Eve (manufacturer of douches)… subsequently, he has denied all aforementioned claims, even though there is clear cut evidence to the contrary…. a few months go by, he sends her a text to “see how she is doing”… upon figuring out who is texting her, she tells him to f*ck off…Typical delusional psycho behavior ensues, he sends her a barrage of texts, telling her she isnt shit, that she is a bitch, etc…. to top it off, he sends the attached picture, to top all of that off, HE IS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.. check it out: Nik, please put this super tool on blast. PS he also goes around town calling himself tebow because of the slight physical resemblance…. If just figured its because they are both hypocritical douches.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Why is it that girls in Indiana flaunt themselves like this? Don’t they see that the rest of the world views this as fugly? I’m not even gonna ask because I know you don’t f*ck trolls.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick calls herself Jessica (her real name is Laura) and will not quit posting these fugly pics on FB. Shes super excited she got accepted into the Suicide Girls. I’m not sure who told her she is a model but she needs to put her damn clothes back on and take care of her husband and kids. Nobody wants to see those saggy t*tties!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jasmine Corey Vega. She is originally from Arizona but she f*cked the pilot coming to Indiana. She just got here and already f*cked the soccer team & baseball team! Doesnt matter if your black, mexican, puerto rican, white, or a damn midget she WILL f*ck you. She’s been here less than 6 months & already made her way to Chicago natives & was passed around by close friends after meeting them one night at a club. She is a homewrecker & the biggest sl*t to cross the states. Wanna ride? She is dtf for sure. She also made it a mission to ruin my relationship.
Your one of many. Take it as an eye opener, she outed your douche boyfriend sooner then later.- nik
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