THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pat MacAfee the Colts punter was arrested for drunk swimming in a canal. I told you this guy was a joke when he was at WVU now he continues to live to his legacy.
I heard it was a sewer canal.- nik
Indianapolis
It’s Magic
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, wanna see a cool magic trick? Start out with a fairly pretty white girl and mix it with big fat ugly purple crayon. The end result? A burnt orange crazy wanna-be hood rat. Miss Ashley from Indianapolis thinks every single chick wants her man…but obviously, this cannot be true! I mean even if you’re partial to the purple crayon, you don’t have to try and transform into a black woman. I mean the excessive tanning, rachety fingernails, corn-rowed “ice cream paint job” hair, and Ed Hardy are all a bit much…don’t ya think Nik?
I didn’t know they had black people in Indianapolis… all I think of is Peyton Manning types.- nik
Sleeping With NBA Players Is Getting Her No Where In Life
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so I only put Miss Jessica Donavan under Indiana University because Indianapolis isn’t in the cities list, she did not attend IU or claim to, but some small cc. This Naptown Nasty can be found taking clothes off her nothing-special body for playboy online, cavorting with her equally trashy bottle-rat associates, and spending lots of time at 6 Lounge shamelessly throwing herself at any purple crayon athlete that will give her attention (notice Danny Granger from the Pacers….@ 6) instead of spending time with her daughter. This girl has a dumpy body and looks like she’s hitting mid 30′s and should not be posing in the nude. Nik, please help Jess out. She needs a wake up call so when her daughter grows up and googles her mom, she might be able to find something other than pictures of her crooked snatch.
You can tell she has a major REFUND Gap by the forced shape of her +2′s.- nik
What Is She Gaining
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, meet Brandee Gordon AKA NATIVEINKTATTOO, she is a local tattoo artist in Indianapolis, Indiana. She’s always tatting NBA and NFL players (for free) so its very clear she loves the purple crayon. What do you think she gets out of this? Shouldn’t she be more concerned with her own kids. Anyways, she thinks she is God’s gift and I already know your answer, but I just wanted to ask – would you?
She is getting a purple crayon out of it, any PC lover would do the same.- nik
Help Me Catch These Dirty Thieves Nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: These girls and their sticky fingers are running around Broad Ripple stealing from local businesses. They come in asking for a job so watch out they will obviously rob you blind! I have put their pictures up on facebook and a blog and emailed everyone I know. In addition, I am making wanted posters and will put them on every telephone post in town… Luckily for me, they have bad taste and only stole cheap stuff…..Help me catch these b*tches!!!!
When they catch the main girl she should be charged with more jail time because she is fatter (it takes extra material for the clothes she stole).- nik
More Trash From The Derby City
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shawn Micheal… Let me start by saying that I am dirty army strong, and love the site. It is my ultimate pleasure, and here in louisville there are some people in this town that need to be blasted. This guy is the DJ at rockbar on 4th street, and this guy is a piece of work. He had or still may have a girlfriend that is the sweetest girl that you would ever meet, instead of being a real man, he is out banging all the rotten cotton of the south. He thinks that he can screw everyone and everything. My friends and I laugh at him with his cheesy come ons, and sad attempts of trying to sleep with us. His local “celeb” status has left him with a nasty pepsi habit, and more DRD than we can count. Please Nik, blast his dirty ass on blast.
Somebody needs to sleep with the rotten cotton… I make my agent do it all the time. It is the only reason I bring Ari to my appearances. Shawn, I think you might be a little cock eyed because I cannot tell who the hell you are looking at.- nik
What Do You Think
THE DIRTY ARMY: This, Nik, is Kolbie. Shes from Fishers, Indiana. She just graduated high school and now works as a Hooters girl. I think she is beautiful and has one of the most bangin’ bodies I’ve ever seen. On top of that, she really is a sweetheart. Her and her friends run around getting drunk, smokin’ weed and rollin all night. I don’t really have any dirt on her, she’s always been really sweet. I don’t know much about her, but I wanted to see what you thought considering I think she is one of the hottest girls I know. She obviously needs +2s, but other than that I think she is damn near perfect. I am excited to see what you find wrong with her.
The only thing that I find wrong with her is that she looks like she is from Indiana.- nik
This Police Officer Is Getting Away With Murder
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet former officer David Bisard. Indianapolis’s finest was hammered driving around in his squad car in the middle of the day and hit 3 motorcyclists, killing 1 and injuring the other 2. He claimed he hadn’t been drinking and other officers on the scene said he showed no signs of being under the influence. Turns out he had a .19BAC (over twice the state limit). But through some bullsh*t loophole they’re throwing that out claiming the doctor who drew his blood wasn’t licensed to do so. He’s been suspended (not fired) and even gets to keep his license! All DUI chargers were dropped and now all he’s facing is reckless homicide and criminal recklessness. Nik, put this *sshole on blast .
I thought police officers weren’t above the law? This guy needs to go to jail for life!- nik
Nik, Please Put Her In Her Place
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, katie was on here once before. and i gotta say, she keeps getting more annoying. she thinks she’s hot shit bc she got +2′s and a job at hooters…now she’s in some hooters pageant thing so she thinks she’s an A-lister or something..except for the fact that she talks to losers like HAILEY G on facebook! yeah you’re REAL COOL. will you please shut her up and tell her she isnt the hottest thing on the planet? oh btw she is “living her dream” pretty sad her dream job is working at hooters and getting sl*tty pics taken in her spare time. put her in check please nik.
Note to self: Never get a boob job in Indianapolis unless you want an imaginary bridge on your chest.- nik
Kendra Wilkinson’s Porn To Be Released
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so RadarOnline.com is starting to release some juicy details about Kendra Wilkinson and her sex tape. Even though she said she was against it and had nothing to do with the release, she is totally full of sh*t. With Kendra set to recieve up to 50 percent of the sales generated by her sex tape and 100K up she realized she was going to make a fortune so now she wants the tape to be released. But I think she forgot to tell her husband about it, imagine how crappy and upset Hank must be now that alot of people are going to be watching his wife bang some dude on camera, worst off I feel bad for baby Hank cause when he is 12 his friends will be watching her tape. NASTY… I hope Hank dumps this successful white trash gold digger b*tch. Click Here To Read Full Story
So funny considering I was in Body English at the Hardrock two years ago when her “people” were trying to sell the tape for peanuts. Man I missed out on that deal. Go Kendra!- nik
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