The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Nele and Natalie. They pay people to take pictures of them and call themselves models. Shouldn’t you be skinny and hot to be a model not fat and nasty. These to girls put almost naked pictures on Facebook and have 50year old men buying them slutty clothing for their “photos shoots” for exchange of naked pictures classy! Would you?

Answer: No, raver chicks, they’re all the same.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a girl i met on spring break 2 years ago, her names Lindsey Woody. She’s an Iowa State girl, and of course i banged her on that spring break. But she has it in her head that if she sleeps with all of my friends that she will be able to make me jealous enough to make her my girlfriend. Nik give her words of wisdom that will show her that i wont get jealous and i wont want a relationship. I’m just wanting a consistent booty call!

Clingy and jealous chicks make the worst booty calls, DO NOT ATTEMPT.  Keep searching, you’ll find your sloot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy here is Cody Newman. Marine drop out, yet he tells everyone he got honorable discharged. Why did he drop out of the Marines? He was caught with a fellow Marine, oh and he didn’t like getting yelled at. He was 300+lbs but lost it all….well the weight, now his stomach is a huge flap of skin! Not to mention his dick is nasty and he tells himself he’s a player and has all these girls.

Dudes who fluctuate is weight that much are always for the gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Mei is an “alternative model” but damn she is so gross and ugly looking. Every time she takes new pictures and proudly post them I just get sick to my stomach. Her friends need to stop lying to her and tell her the truth! They need to tell her she’s ugly and should stop taking photos of herself!

She must be a masseuse, these pics look like their for your local rub n tug.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: What do you think Nik? This is Nichole, or as she is known around town, “the River City Dump”. I know what you’re thinking…”What the fuck is wrong with her face?” Well not only is her skin charred from UV ray over-exposure and scarred with acne pock marks, but it looks like she got the short end of the stick when it came to her families gene pool. In my opinion, it looks like she was born with an extra chromosome. Trash is this girls middle name (as she is the River City Dump). Guys, if you have a girlfriend, keep her away from this skeeze. She takes pride in her pussy licking ability and will stop at nothing to get your girlfriend in to bed….without you there. She gets more loads dropped off in her than the local landfill. I think most guys would rather insert their penises into a hospitals used sharps container than “the River City Dumps” axe wound. So Nik, be honest, would you?

I don’t know how ‘would you’ would come across anyone’s mind.- nik