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Sweet Small Town Evilness
Posted in Charlotte, Iraq, The Dirty | December 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: M-Town, NC – Western Piedmont Comm College Whats up Nik? Meet Ashley or Trashley or A-Bomb which ever you prefer… This is one of THOSE chics! I left for Iraq after asking her to marry me, HUGE mistake. Anyway, after two months she decided she wasn’t into it so she left me here to suffer for the next 8 months staring at a several thousand dollar sparkly 1/2 carat mistake. She effed me over once before this topping it off having some “get over him bumpins” with some random dude and my dumb ass still took her back for a second chance. Makes me a bit sick to my stomach but I’m still here playing in the sand thinking about her.
You need to mentally focus Soldier… she is a DreamKiller and thinking about her will only get you killed in the sand. Your life and what you are doing for our country is more important than a piece of ass.- nik
Soldier Hard At Work Over Seas
Posted in Iraq, The Dirty | September 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a Facebook post from one of our country’s “finest,” James M*ller. He’s in Afghanistan and apparently this is how our hard earned tax dollars are being spent….
“lol.. well last night i was on mission and i started messing with these kids… is it so wrong to laugh histarically because when you shine a green laser on them or around them they pounce on it like a cat to try and catch it… lmao… oh and btw one of the kids was def and he made these sounds that i couldnt stop laughing… i know im going to hell but this sh*t was halarious we also have video of this sh*t… lmao..”
That is just wrong. He should be discharged immediately.- nik
Saudia Arabian Burka Team Model Spotted In St. Maarten
Posted in Iraq, The Dirty | August 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: World famous Saudi Arabian burka model Faheemah was spotted in St. Maarten wearing the newest fashions from the J. Crew Summer Fatwah Collection.
I wonder if you can swim in that thing? It looks very aerodynamic.- nik
Marine Douche
Posted in Iraq, New Orleans, The Dirty | July 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This douche bag walks around thinking he is hott sh*t because he is a marine but no one cares about him, we all laugh behind his back when he isn’t around. He needs to stay away from New Orleans forever!
I am pretty sure he is not going to be a Marine after this post.- nik
Caption of the Day
Posted in Iraq, The Dirty | July 2nd, 2009
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Straight Shooter? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Former Iraq War Veteran Model
Posted in Air Force, Hollywood, Iraq, The Dirty, West Point, Would You? | June 26th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with former Former Iraq war Veteran and Marine, Destiny Monique she is now a model and somewhat successful, Would you Nik I am sure it would mean a lot for you to support our troops.
Answer: No, having sex with a Marine no matter male or female makes you Gay. I decided.
Caption of the Day
Posted in ASU, Berkeley, Chicago, Iraq, San Diego, Scissor Gang Mafia, Scottsdale, The Dirty | June 25th, 2009
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Fake SGM? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
No Head For You
Posted in Iraq, The Dirty, Would You? | June 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it appears that these women may not indulge in any sort of oral stimulation. Despite that minor issue, I have to ask, would you? Or is “did you” a more appropriate question given your heritage. I think the one on the left looks like your type.
Answer: No… anyone who knows me understands that Iranians are not my style. I actually get really dizzy and pretend to pass out around sandies so I don’t have to stick it in. Also, how the hell did they sneak in Sharpie markers into the mother land?
Real or Fake SGM?
Posted in Iraq, The Dirty | June 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Crazy Iranian rioting over the election….real SGM??
FAKE SGM… Obama, please do not get America involved in the riots over a rigged election. Let these crazies figure it out for themselves. We cannot afford it… Plus, Iran just wants attention, typical Persians.- nik
Iran’s Finest, Would You?
Posted in Iraq, Newport, The Dirty, Would You? | June 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Iran (the country of your descent? either way it’s got sand) is having their presidential elections tomorrow and in order to help broaden the geopolitical sensibilities of the dirty army, i thought i’d present this chick to you. hard to tell about her rack due to the burkha, but she’s def a looker and maybe the perfect woman for you to pass on your glorious ancestry to another generation of ritchie. so for the sake of your people, would you?
Answer: Never, not into hairy “Persian” chicks and I really don’t care about this election. They smell like caviar.
