EMAIL: This car also belongs to a prince. It’s made of platinum silver.
Platinum silver?? I’m looking that one up on the periodic chart. At $4 a gallon the car should be a diamond with an engine! Good looking out Shiek.- nik
Iraq
2P1S Mafia
EMAIL: Ok, so our holy man is not SGM. How about this?
Yes, you officially converted him. Your holy man is REAL 2P1S MAFIA!
**Guys be safe out there. I am glad to see that TheDirty.com keeps you going! The DIRTY ARMY is proud!**
Iraqi SGM?
EMAIL: Nik I spent several hours drinking chai tea with this iraqi holy man (white robe). Real SGM?
FAKE- they don’t even have scissors in Iraq. I am even amazed to see a formula of cola.- nik
MEMORIAL DAY
EMAIL: Hey just wanted to tell you guys this sh*t keeps me entertained. It gets boring out here. But just want to give a shout out to all Marines and military family, friends and love one’s that have paid the ultimate sacrifice and gave there life’s for this country. People take freedom for granted and don’t realize the sacrifices that many men and women have given there life for. So enjoy your freedom and Happy Memorial Day Everyone. Cpl Schaub United States Marine Corps.
As you drink from your red cups today, don’t forget about the brave men and women who got you here.- nik
The Real DIRTY ARMY
EMAIL: Nik we love your website! It keeps the morale going out here! Scissor Gang Mafia is 4 Life!
REAL SGM… anyone see the part in IronMan when he says NO gang signs? Funny. Hey, to all the troops keep your heads up out there… The DIRTY ARMY and myself really appreciate all the hard work and everything that you are doing for America. I hope everyone comes home soon! DIRTY ARMY if you get a chance please drop a line of support in comments. From one ARMY to another- it might get lonely out there, but what ever you do, Do Not Touch Each Others Knees (even on accident)! -nik
Jesus Loves His Hummus
The end of the world is coming, Jesus was spotted by The Dirty Army at Pita Jungle in Scottsdale. When asked what his fav dish was, he said, “Jalepeno Hummus…” he then fed everyone at the restaurant with a loaf of bread. Needless to say the owners of the Jungle were not happy and asked him to leave.
Holy Sh!aaaaat…
EMAIL: Eugene, OR — Wanna be marine, she advertises on myspace (this is the same girl!)
That’s the biggest beaver I have ever seen!- nik
Maybe leave the troops out there?
Doesn’t seem to rough out in IRAQ? Our Tax dollars should go to Disneyland.
