The Dirty Jackson

Brunettes Are Better

Posted in Jackson, Mississippi State, Would You? | February 10th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Raegan. She is gorgeous, though maybe kind of snobby, would you? don’t give up on brunettes yet!

Answer: no. Your not helping with this…she has chipped teeth, pointy cheeks and I’m assuming I won’t like the body.

3 Comments » Your Comment

Wannabe Model

Posted in Jackson | January 19th, 2010

Wannabe Model

Wannabe Model

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Anna. She’s a huge slut. She calls herself a photographer because she photoshops her pictures…? and now I guess she’s trying to model. Nik, what do you think about this skank?

She isn’t really good, she makes herself look like a boy.- nik

0 Comments » Your Comment

Would You Hit This Thing

Posted in Jackson | December 10th, 2009

Would You Hit?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Would you Nik? This guy did.

“She” looks like a character from Willy Wonka- nik

14 Comments » Your Comment

Barely Legal

Posted in Jackson, The Dirty, Would You? | December 9th, 2009

Barely Legal

Barely Legal

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick has a hold of my heart… I think she’s so cute, I wanted to know… am I too young or would you with this 18 year old girl.

Answer:  I wouldn’t, but you should stick it in.  Judging from how plummy her face is I give her 3 seasons before her entire body lets go.

27 Comments » Your Comment

Caption of the Day

Posted in Caption of the Day, Jackson, The Dirty | August 19th, 2009

Holy Emo Batman

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Star Bright? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

dirtygearcapday

CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE GEAR

Yesterdays Winner: Peter Griffin

It’s only gay if you make eye contact.

210 Comments » Your Comment

Elizabeth & Friends, Best of Ole Miss?

Posted in Jackson, Ole Miss, Would You? | August 14th, 2009

Elizabeth & Friends. Best of Ole Miss?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, best of ole miss? her name is elizabeth. shes 2nd from the right. what do you think?

She may be hot for Jackson (since they are like 100 years behind) but I find her flabby and well, just beat all together.- nik

10 Comments » Your Comment

Would You?

Posted in Jackson, Would You? | July 27th, 2009

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Sarah. So what do you think? Would you??

Answer: No, she has thunders and a pig face. The only reason that sculpture is paying attention to her is because he has no face so he can’t see her pig like features.

6 Comments » Your Comment

Uggos

Posted in Jackson | July 24th, 2009

uggos.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls are just nasty. They think they’re hot shit, but they’re just skanky fatties on drugs.

I’d lay off the slushi’s, all that sugar goes straight to your already massive thunders.- nik

26 Comments » Your Comment

Would You???

Posted in Jackson, Would You? | June 17th, 2009

Would You???

Would You???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Would YOU NIK?

Answer: No, she needs +2’s and she has a fat face.

6 Comments » Your Comment

Douche

Posted in Jackson, Mississippi State, Ole Miss | April 30th, 2009

mark

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mark. Look at him, he is a douche. I think the picture speeks for itself.

Is that the kid from Powder?

0 Comments » Your Comment