She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Raegan. She is gorgeous, though maybe kind of snobby, would you? don’t give up on brunettes yet!
Answer: no. Your not helping with this…she has chipped teeth, pointy cheeks and I’m assuming I won’t like the body.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Anna. She’s a huge slut. She calls herself a photographer because she photoshops her pictures…? and now I guess she’s trying to model. Nik, what do you think about this skank?
She isn’t really good, she makes herself look like a boy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Would you Nik? This guy did.
“She” looks like a character from Willy Wonka- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick has a hold of my heart… I think she’s so cute, I wanted to know… am I too young or would you with this 18 year old girl.
Answer: I wouldn’t, but you should stick it in. Judging from how plummy her face is I give her 3 seasons before her entire body lets go.

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Star Bright? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Yesterdays Winner: Peter Griffin
It’s only gay if you make eye contact.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, best of ole miss? her name is elizabeth. shes 2nd from the right. what do you think?
She may be hot for Jackson (since they are like 100 years behind) but I find her flabby and well, just beat all together.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Sarah. So what do you think? Would you??
Answer: No, she has thunders and a pig face. The only reason that sculpture is paying attention to her is because he has no face so he can’t see her pig like features.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls are just nasty. They think they’re hot shit, but they’re just skanky fatties on drugs.
I’d lay off the slushi’s, all that sugar goes straight to your already massive thunders.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Would YOU NIK?
Answer: No, she needs +2’s and she has a fat face.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mark. Look at him, he is a douche. I think the picture speeks for itself.
Is that the kid from Powder?