THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kasi Scarbrough Corley. The hot mess of Bossier City. Hangs out at Fumblebruskis or whereever the beer just might be cold. Betta get yoself checked for sabertooth crotch crickets if you have layed with her. Sleeps with her Bestie “B” and her husband for kicks. Will sleep with married people so watch your husbands girls and husbands your girls!! Likes em both ways. Guess it just depends on whos buying tha beer. 30 going on 13 for maturity. Driving that Lexus honey don’t make you glamourous. Neither do those store bought melons you like to show off. Taking pictures of yourself on the phone at work from chest level makes you look like a FOOL. Grow up guh. Please.

Her face reminds me of a frisbee disc.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this my friends, is Jessica Meehan, aka “Kit”. I’m actually rather surprised that no one has posted her yet. This girl is a piece of work. A mother who gave up her son to her mother so that she could move around and sleep with jackson and north carolina’s finest and get knocked up again, DID I MENTION SHE ROBBED A BANK IN BYRAM? That’s right, robbed a bank in Byram, MS and then found out she was pregnant, AGAIN. WOW. This girl is a pathological liar, and I mean it. You can’t trust two words that come out of her mouth. I feel sorry for her mother, who is a very decent lawyer and very sweet person. She claims her hair is naturally black, but it’s not. In high school, she claimed she had a child who lived in North Carolina, but that was a lie, too. I mean, what is this girl trying to prove? She needs to rot in jail. SO NASTY! I also hear she steals underwear and peoples “personal” items for her own use, eww gross. The boy in the picture is her sweet son, whom she doesn’t give TWO sh*ts about. Bless his heart .

She’s really good at mushroom cuts.  I wonder what kinda bowl she uses.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lacey Grogan. Talk about one heck of a wh*re. Ladies, if your man works for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, chances are, he has seen, heard, or f*cked this ugly brunette. She works as a dispatcher there. And not to mention the blonde in the picture, Brittany Freeman, watch out for her too. Once known as a “goody goody”, since Brittany became friends with Lacey, she is now all over the HP’s and local cops gregs,too. Lacey, who does not naturally have long hair, has short hair and wears wigs so she can “have the best of both worlds.” She is definitely not bashful about telling you about how “her officers” come over to her apartment during their breaks to “take naps”. I’m sorry, but is that even legal? She talks about her friends behind their backs, calling them “ugly sloots” and whatever else floats up. Yeah, watch out for this ugly beast. And rumor has it, she smells like a dead fish in bed. yuck.

That line of eyeshadow is a weak attempt at hiding your baby fat.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, typical douchebag. Straight outta da trailer park. This Rankin County Walmart worker thinks he is ALL that. Most arrogant person you will ever meet. He only likes to have relationships with taken girls. (HE HAS LOST FRIENDS OVER TRYING TO BANG THEIR GIRL!) Preferably married. Cant get one that’s single. And as soon as the married girls wants just him, he is done. Has no regards to anyone elses feelings other than his own. He’s a gym rat and thinks he looks better than anyone. He takes pictures of himself AT THE GYM! This dumb*ss needs to be taken down a few notches. He thinks he is above all. He goes to one of the biggest churches in Jackson but is the BIGGEST hypocrite in MS!

He’s styled his face like Sabertooth for a reason…he’s an animal.- nik