THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a family of trash from Pearl, MA. Amy Williamson, Nikki Williamson/Stokley and Nicole Gaffney. The little 18yr old amy takes 100 pics a week of her self and the different guy of the week she is in love with. And just tries to start sh*t with high school girls. Nikki has two kids that she doesnt take care of. She is too worried about a different guy each week. After being married for a month and a half.( real classy) And last but not least Nicole that is a wh*re that has f*cked so many people she lost count. Nicole cheats on her husband all the time that is always working. Moral of the story PEARL TRASH.

Sound like a couple of army wives.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had to ask you what you think about Jackson’s hottest MILF.  She is super smoking hot and has some really sexy curves, what do you think?  And would you?

Answer: No, I cannot tell what she looks like. These pictures cover way too much skin. If you are going to be a terrible mother, own it.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lauren Mott AKA the vacuum cleaner of Madison County. In high school she blew everyone on the football team, was sleeping with her boss at the local madison golf course (the cheapest one). She sleeps with anyone who gives her attention no matter if she has a boyfriend or not. She has a 45 year old sugar daddy that she will go “see” when she needs money. Her family has no clue that she likes dark meat and that her first semester at hinds she was vacuuming guys in the parking lot of the school. She is studying to be a nurse but is hooked on pills, c*ke and god knows what else. She only dates guys with money who buys her whatever she wants and if they don’t she leaves them for someone who will. I honestly don’t see how anyone can think about doing anything with her when she looks like a man with a fake a** orange tan. She thinks she is the Sh*t cause she hangs around wh**es just like her. She is nothing but a hood rat and Matt needs someone better than her. She was with Corey and slept with Matt and ruined their friendship and when Corey wouldn’t get back with her she went to matt. Its also nasty that she was sleeping with J’s sloppy seconds (amanda) while sleeping with corey matt and any other guys who would give her the time of day (white and dark meat). She was cheating on a guy that i know for the two years they were together who she proposed to and when he got her a ring she started seeing a plumber (paul) behind his back cause paul gave her money, jewerly and clothes. He also paid her bills but the minute he proposed she was gone. She told everyone that the guy before paul was stalking her when she was sitting there everyday calling him and saying i love you and she cant wait till she is out of the house so they could be together but was just using him for his money cause he was giving her money to put away for an apartment and was putting it up her nose. So, Nik what do you think about this vacuum cleaner of a man?

Looks like she was ripped off and was snorting sugar.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kirstie Arnold aka Krusty/Thirsty Kirsty…who hasn/t she slept with? This b*tch guzzles it down by the gallons. She likes chocolate milk and white milk. She is a piece of sh*t white trash teen mom who could care less about her kid. Call her anytime and she’s down to get stuffed with double beef burritos, and especially likes the sour cream. I personally walked in on her and 3 dudes and she asked if i wanted to join. I proceed to throw up! She thinks she is a porn star and says to have a beauty mark like marylin monroe but i see huge mole. Stupid sloot. What do you think Nik?

There’s 2 guys in that line right.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley & Danielle, there both knocked up & working at the hoot in Jackson, Ms. at the same time. I dont have a problem with these girls but this is just to good to not put on the dirty Nik. What do you think?

How is she still allowed to work? they gotta have something in their contract about that kinda stuff (like the ability to fire someone if they get fat).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, It must be some confidence issues since I’m asking for your advise. I want to be the best me I can be for myself and my husband. I don’t want to get too much work done and look like a freak show, I’m only 25 and probably won’t do botox until I’m in my thirties. What would you rate me? I’m tattoo piercing free, 5’6 105llbs and have had breast augmentation. no photoshop either. I’m also a mom so please take it easy on me, and also I would like more than a few word or sentence response; don’t get lazy on me. DA strong from Mississippi.

Honestly you are a 6.00018872. Your claim to fame is your +2′s. I think a nose job will get you to a solid 8 and take that Gremlinie-Snaggle look out of your life so that you can succeed.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brenda Benway. She is my ex-wife. Cheated on me at least 5 times (confessions). She is also a liar and a thief. She stole 10,000 dollars from me. Allowing me to assume her share of the debt, in hopes of getting back together I wanted to make it as easy as I could on her. Not knowing she had a sugardaddy in David. David L. Benway and Brenda K. Benway…time to go!

I’m shocked she found 5 people willing to sleep with her.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the biggest punk *ss lil b*tch in Clinton, ms. Lives with her bf Courtney Deham who got bad conduct discharge for larceny from the US army She has literally gone from 5-6 different guys in the past 7 months and tries to get them to marry her so she wont ever be alone. But once there is feelings btween them she leaves and finds another lay. So if you want a good lay then shes the devil for you. Just remember he curfew is midnight because she lives with his parents!

That kissy face is making you cross eyed, I’d suggest something else to hide your size.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Katie Roebuck. She was once engaged and then decided to break it off, but who knows if she really broke it off. I would have dumped her a long time ago. She now parties all the time and hooks up with whoever will get in between her legs. Warning to all the guys that know this girl: she is a dirt bag. But hey if you are looking for a one night stand she is perfect for you!

I may be under-estimating her thickness if that dudes hat can’t even fit on her head.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Bonner she is the nasty whore from Raymond, MS!! This dirt bag is supposed to be married and so happy! Her boyfriend doesn’t have a facebook so he cant keep up with what she does or who she does for that fact. Its all supposed to be a big secret, but everyone knows good and well whats going on behind her closed doors or the many guys she is banging, doors. She cant stay away from her ex who services her while her boyfriend is out of town or at work. Which who could blame him? A piece of afternoon *ss works for anyone.. especially when its not a serious thing. She says to not say anything and “pretend she was never there” but her stinch and skid marks leave a dirty trail just as they have through Raymond her whole life.. time to pull those skeletons out of the closet and show her true colors.. So Nik what do you think about this trailor trash? Would you? This is not what mississippi has to offer its not even something jerry springer would offer. Ha sorry amanda time to take the trash out! What day does it run on your end of town?

Looks like she’s used to handling small gregs, she’ll get out of it you can tell she wears the pants.- nik