THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Mallory Bridges. This is her son Brody Pee (yea she dresses her son up like a girl, get over it). (single-mom, the boyfriend dipped out quickly after the baby was born) Mallory is well established in Mississippi. She has made her rounds (if you know what that means) through Jackson, Hattiesburg, Yazoo, Starkville, Humphreys, Biloxi, Greenwood, Greenville, and even New Orleans, (to name a few). One person stated “that girl would date a tree if it gave her attention” . Don’t get shit twisted, she is a very blonde(my favorite) and proud-to-be -skanky(my favorite, yet again) woman, but Nik, what do you think about hitting it? She seems* to be fuckable in some pics but others -not- so much. so , would you? cause im considering hittin it!

What’s with the close-up of the stash?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: here ya go nik the best jackson has to offer!! need i say anything else?

Nope, their bush gregs speak for themselves.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’ve got to tell you about the Crusty Crotch of Magoos Nightclub. We have shown you before what kinda of winners go in Magoos so I thought it would be appropriate to show you what WORKS there. This rancid little crotch critter is Annaskank Crenshaw from Byram. She has a horrible reputation from when she worked at reeds and every guy complains about the horrible smell coming from her crotch as she grinds it in their face whenever she gets drunk or fcked up on pills which is often. This would also explain all of the vomit all over the restrooms at magoos. We stoped going to reeds because my friends were creeped out by her bug eyes and sick of the attitude she has and now shes working at magoos so we have to see her when we go in there. At least she is working to pay for all the drugs she does and antibotics shes gotta have for having the drd. Nik please do somethin about this hoe. our eyes hurt

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik let me introduce you Sarah. I don’t really know where to start. I’ll start by saying she makes fun of girls who are a lot prettier than her, she has a manly body with quarterback shoulders a nasty pizza face with so much acne scarring and redness I almost feel bad and a saggy loose vagina her old best friend saw her taking a pee in the bathroom and said it was hanging really low. She is just as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside though, she tries to date all of her friends baby daddies and watches their babies like the creep she is, she even told her old friend to make a contract with her so she was sure that she would be able to babysit her son and got angry when her friend told her she didn’t have to watch him anymore and screamed “BUT WE MADE A CONTRACT!” She also dated this guy Skyler who only dated her because his sons mother was dating his best friend he couldn’t even have sex with her he imagined it was Ariana the whole time and even closed his eyes. He ended up cheating on her with Ariana and even after Ariana bragged about her carpet burns from it and even showed her them in person she still begged for him back. She can’t get a guy on the outside world unless they use her as a rebound or to put money on their accounts in jail so they can have snacks in while they are in there. Yeah thats right the only guys that want her are inmates she is a felon homie hopping nasty ass slore. She needs to stop bashing these girls on social networks when shes the most hated girl in jacksonville and not because of jealousy but because she is a stalker who craves love from guys who secretly think shes the ugliest thing they have ever laid eyes on. She also tells everyone about how bad she wants to get pregnant and how she secretly got off her birth control and then told her old friends, she is only 18 years old and her face and vagina is already busted and has a 2 INCH GAP in between her two front teeth, poor….poor thing. Here are pictures of her inmate victims oh and she also takes creepy pictures of guys when they are sleeping. She is also trying to pretend to be pregnant by taking pics of her surrounded with food as you will see…. she wants to get pregnant so bad but no guy wants to touch her shes ratchet!!!

That’s a lot of pickles.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: DIS SKANK CHEATED ON HER HUSBAND WHEN HE WAS AWAY WITH THE ARMY. SHE CHEATED ON HER BABY DADDY. CHEATED ON ANOTHER DUDE. THEN SHE DECIDED SHE WAS A LESBIAN AND MARRIED DIS AWESOME GIRL. SHE CHEATED ON HER TOO. SHE IS A SKANK THAT DANCES AT THE NASTY CLUB IN JACKSON CALLED DANNYS. SHE SLEEPS WITH HER CUSTOMERS AND IS A HORRIBLE MOTHER. HER BABY DADDY EVEN THOUGH HE IS A LOSER, IS A GREAT DAD. WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT THIS SKANK?

That first pic looks like auditions…she didn’t make it…-nik