THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Billy is in love with a chick from Columbia. I mean she lives in Columbia! He met her online. Now Billy is a good looking kid but obviously has some self esteem issues. Nik can u please tell him he can do better? Hes a close friend of mine and I’m trying to save him a one way ticket to to the worst mistake of his life. Please help my boy!

It may be cheaper then continually paying for sex. I don’t think you can leech much from a 30k…just saying.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she has got to be the slootiest girl in Pontotoc, Ms. She thinks she is like gods gift to men, but in reality the only reason she gets any attention from any guy is cause she is really easy. She has slept with so many guys and even got a kid out of it. She loves attention and lies about everything just to start drama. She tried to become my friend and then went and tried to hook up with my boyfriend. She got his number by stalking his facebook then started texting and calling him everyday and sending him naked photos. I think this is long overdue since this is not the first time she has tried to sleep with someone else’s man and start drama.

I love the bang that covers the bridge in her nose.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, THIS is John Skelton. He is one of Jackson’s biggest pieces of sh*t! He sleeps with every girl he meets (I don’t know how because he is fat and looks like he has down syndrome) and gives them genital w**ts and doesn’t tell them or care. He thinks he is a rich playboy but hes nothing but an alcoholic, pothead, drug dealer and complete TRASH. He knocked up this stuck up b*tch Nicole and then wouldnt even take care of his own kid! What a deadbeat and coward! He owns a liquor store to support his alcoholism but he doesnt even own the liquor store! Mommy and Daddy had to buy it for him! What a joke! Nik, show every girl in Jackson what a tool and f*g this guy is!

I wouldn’t consider someone who flaunts his purchases a play boy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was just clicking through some photos on CLUB MAGOOS facebook page. The club is located in downtown Jackson, I have no idea who these people are, dont really care to its just the fact of damn you go out in public looking like this and none of your so-called friends tell you? Folks please check the mirror before you leave the house!!!

That chick should buy herself a grill.  She’s a PC chaser already, it’ll only help her cause.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this milf back on the modeling bus!! What do you think??

I think I see balls.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jenna McGraw, another example of Jackson’s worst. This girl has slept with just about every boy-looking girl in this town and a lot of the guys too. She thinks she so hard and she speaks like a complete illiterate. However, if you ask her, she is the sh*t. She is so proud of being so skinny but its easy to be skinny when you are addicted to pain killers and never hungry! She slept with her pregnant best friends husband! She constantly makes threats about beatin somebody’s *ss but she has gotten her ass kicked more than anybody I have ever heard of. Got any thoughts?

She’ll lose a lot of her clothing and turn back to men.  No sloot can resist attention.- nik