Jacksonville’s Hairiest Douche Bag

April 11, 2013 Jackson, Jacksonville 93

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Marcus McLeod is the hairiest douche bag in Jacksonville(Westside). He likes to play the Christian nice guy and make himself look good but once you get to know him he is a true a**hole. He is confused if he is a redneck or gangster. One day he is rockin the plaid shirts and the next day he has his flat billed hat on with a Famous shirt and golds on his teeth. He is never going to make anything of himself. At 25 yrs old he still lives at home with his brother and has TERRIBLE credit(proof in the pic, removed social and personal info). He has been DENIED by the Florida Highway Patrol THREE times because he cant pass the psych exam. Because of that he will ALWAYS be a dispatcher and never get a life long CAREER. He is CHEAP and always BROKE. He thinks $25 is to much for a meal for two. He is a puppet to his older brother, cant do anything without his permission; date nights include him and his bro. All he does is goes to Mavericks gets girls COMPLETELY WASTED to where they can barely walk and then tries to take them home. He is hairy all of his body, as you can tell from the pics his hair connects from his chest to his shoulders all down his back. He is going bald on top of his head.TERRIBLE IN BED! Has admitted to messing around (girl just grinding on him) and he busted lol didn’t even get his **** wet. Marcus plays Semi pro football – ha-ha its not anything to get excited about. He is THE KICKER. He was never any good so now he continues to pay to play at 25 years old. He checks in at the gym on FB.. He should probably change gyms because that one isn’t working! LADIES BE CAREFUL HE IS ON PLENTY OF FISH DATING SITE.. HE WILL LIE TO YOU CONVINCE YOU TO MEET HIM, GET YOU DRUNK AND TRY TO TAKE YOU HOME!! WORTHLESS HAIRY CONFUSED BROKE A**HOLE!

I bet he could school people in COD thought, or any other game involving sitting on his ass.- nik



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Manly Redhead

April 3, 2013 Jackson 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Alanna Ann Walden. This girl finds a man gets preggo and runs with the baby….She ruins his life and ties to his family. This girl was living with her man while seeing another because her man had brain surgery and couldnt work to pay her habit. When she had her last child she was 200 lbs and could not lose the weight while with her man.. As soon as she skips out on him taking the child she started back smoking the country shit. She is now an unhealthy 120 for her tall ugly red headed ass…I just want to know if you would hit it or even give her the time of day. This manly bitch must be stopped. Now Casey omara(the poor schmuck in the photos) is going to marry her. Feel so sorry for him for he knows not what he does.

I wonder whose the cowboy in the relationship…- nik



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Father Of The Year

April 2, 2013 Jackson 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kent Sellier. Redneck trash to the fullest. He goes around town bragging that he is a manager of a Buffalo Wild Wings in Biloxi and he claims he has \”the best job in the world\”.  He obviously has some pretty low standards for success. He also thinks he is a bad ass MMA fighter even though he has lost ALL of his fights.  He has had several DUI\’s and has been to a rehab that his family paid for but he still continues to drink and drive and do any type of drug he can get his hands on.He doesn\’t have a car OR a license but in his free time you can find him sleeping with one of his desperate employees or out snorting cocaine and driving the car of whatever girl he is dating at the time. He has two kids he never sees and says that paying child support(court ordered out of his check) should count enough as being a good dad.

No way is that the best job in the world.- nik



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Queen Of The South

March 18, 2013 Jackson, Mississippi State 74

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Mallory Bridges. This is her son Brody Pee (yea she dresses her son up like a girl, get over it). (single-mom, the boyfriend dipped out quickly after the baby was born) Mallory is well established in Mississippi. She has made her rounds (if you know what that means) through Jackson, Hattiesburg, Yazoo, Starkville, Humphreys, Biloxi, Greenwood, Greenville, and even New Orleans, (to name a few). One person stated “that girl would date a tree if it gave her attention” . Don’t get shit twisted, she is a very blonde(my favorite) and proud-to-be -skanky(my favorite, yet again) woman, but Nik, what do you think about hitting it? She seems* to be fuckable in some pics but others -not- so much. so , would you? cause im considering hittin it!

What’s with the close-up of the stash?- nik



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Beware Of Babes In Jackson

March 5, 2013 Jackson 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: here ya go nik the best jackson has to offer!! need i say anything else?

Nope, their bush gregs speak for themselves.- nik



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Ms Magoo

February 11, 2013 Jackson, Mississippi State 62

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’ve got to tell you about the Crusty Crotch of Magoos Nightclub. We have shown you before what kinda of winners go in Magoos so I thought it would be appropriate to show you what WORKS there. This rancid little crotch critter is Annaskank Crenshaw from Byram. She has a horrible reputation from when she worked at reeds and every guy complains about the horrible smell coming from her crotch as she grinds it in their face whenever she gets drunk or fcked up on pills which is often. This would also explain all of the vomit all over the restrooms at magoos. We stoped going to reeds because my friends were creeped out by her bug eyes and sick of the attitude she has and now shes working at magoos so we have to see her when we go in there. At least she is working to pay for all the drugs she does and antibotics shes gotta have for having the drd. Nik please do somethin about this hoe. our eyes hurt



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Nastyass Sarah

February 5, 2013 Jackson, Jacksonville 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik let me introduce you Sarah. I don’t really know where to start. I’ll start by saying she makes fun of girls who are a lot prettier than her, she has a manly body with quarterback shoulders a nasty pizza face with so much acne scarring and redness I almost feel bad and a saggy loose vagina her old best friend saw her taking a pee in the bathroom and said it was hanging really low. She is just as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside though, she tries to date all of her friends baby daddies and watches their babies like the creep she is, she even told her old friend to make a contract with her so she was sure that she would be able to babysit her son and got angry when her friend told her she didn’t have to watch him anymore and screamed “BUT WE MADE A CONTRACT!” She also dated this guy Skyler who only dated her because his sons mother was dating his best friend he couldn’t even have sex with her he imagined it was Ariana the whole time and even closed his eyes. He ended up cheating on her with Ariana and even after Ariana bragged about her carpet burns from it and even showed her them in person she still begged for him back. She can’t get a guy on the outside world unless they use her as a rebound or to put money on their accounts in jail so they can have snacks in while they are in there. Yeah thats right the only guys that want her are inmates she is a felon homie hopping nasty ass slore. She needs to stop bashing these girls on social networks when shes the most hated girl in jacksonville and not because of jealousy but because she is a stalker who craves love from guys who secretly think shes the ugliest thing they have ever laid eyes on. She also tells everyone about how bad she wants to get pregnant and how she secretly got off her birth control and then told her old friends, she is only 18 years old and her face and vagina is already busted and has a 2 INCH GAP in between her two front teeth, poor….poor thing. Here are pictures of her inmate victims oh and she also takes creepy pictures of guys when they are sleeping. She is also trying to pretend to be pregnant by taking pics of her surrounded with food as you will see…. she wants to get pregnant so bad but no guy wants to touch her shes ratchet!!!

That’s a lot of pickles.- nik



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Jackson Sloot

January 23, 2013 Jackson 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: DIS SKANK CHEATED ON HER HUSBAND WHEN HE WAS AWAY WITH THE ARMY. SHE CHEATED ON HER BABY DADDY. CHEATED ON ANOTHER DUDE. THEN SHE DECIDED SHE WAS A LESBIAN AND MARRIED DIS AWESOME GIRL. SHE CHEATED ON HER TOO. SHE IS A SKANK THAT DANCES AT THE NASTY CLUB IN JACKSON CALLED DANNYS. SHE SLEEPS WITH HER CUSTOMERS AND IS A HORRIBLE MOTHER. HER BABY DADDY EVEN THOUGH HE IS A LOSER, IS A GREAT DAD. WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT THIS SKANK?

That first pic looks like auditions…she didn’t make it…-nik



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