She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Jacksonville’s Biggest Piece Of Sh*t
Posted in Jacksonville | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: On again- off again with his now ex-fiance. Nik he called off the engagement after leading her on for 5 years. They have lived together for a while, and just moved into a bigger house and are buying eveything a house needs and then one day decides he doesn’t want her anymore and throws her out like a piece of trash. One minute he’s all about her and the next minute he chases any easy slut he can find because he is so insecure with himself. Super selffish, egotistical, and thinks he is god gift to earth- when really he is heartless and doesn’t care about anyone else. He those he “says” he loves. Girls- STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!- He only wants one thing and will do anything to get you to give it up fast and then kick you out of his bed and you will never hear from him again!!
That’s cause he still needs to come out of the closet.- nik
Florida Brunette
Posted in Jacksonville, Miami, Orlando, Would You? | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: would you with this Florida brunette?.
ANSWER: No, she has the longest neck I’ve ever seen and hangs out with oompa loompas, doompa dee doo!- nik
Dirty DJ
Posted in Cougars, Jacksonville | December 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,This is Michelle Ti*or, mother of the biggest pieces of white trash in Jacksonville– Hillary Ti*or. She’s almost 60 and still hitting clubs and doing drugs with her daughter and all of her friends. At least we know where Hillary got her manly, gremlin face from! These are pictures of her out of the town, skeeted out of her mind.
Her face is beyond weathered, and her refund gap would make a lovely coozie for her drinks.- nik
Ed Farty Is My Life
Posted in Dirty TV, Jacksonville, The Dirty | November 23rd, 2009How do you know when you have Cancer in your brain?
Baby Dancing The Stanky Legs
Posted in Dirty TV, Jacksonville, The Dirty | November 18th, 2009I have a feeling that this baby might be the next Janet Jackson.
Dirty Pickup
Posted in Dirty Rides, Jacksonville | September 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY:jacksonville nc rednecks, cut off the back of their pickup cab so you can see back of seat.
That’s what happens when you’re too broke to have a convertible.- nik
UCF’s New Dirty Freshman
Posted in Jacksonville, Orlando, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida | September 4th, 2009
The Dirty Army: Nik, this girl’s name is Molly C*stillo. She has been known to be a good girl, but the people that know her know she is a sl*t. She constantly teases guys, and has hooked up with guys who have girlfriends. She’s made her rounds in Jacksonville and Orange Park, Fl. now she is a freshman living in Orlando. She is constantly seen at parties and talking to guys, even though she has a boyfriend. She disappears for a few hours when she is out with friends and when asked where she has been she said she made a trip back to her place, which would usually be with a guy. She pulls off her innocent good girl image to people she doesn’t know but spend a few weeks in Orlando, and you’ll know that she gets around. guys are easily manipulated by her, and she has has mutiple sex partners. i wouldn’t be surprised if she had an disease.
Maybe she is a sex addict? I say she is young and having fun… as long as there are Red Cups involved who cares.- nik
Penthouse Pet Dirty Celeb
Posted in Jacksonville, The Dirty, Would You? | August 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, OMG!!! I cannot believe this “Penthouse Pet” Jennifer has not been on your site before! This girl is very well known in Florida, specifically Jacksonville…her claim to fame was being on the cover of Penthouse March 06, and also Pet of the Month, March 2006. Since then she has done Club, Maxim, FHM, Fredericks Catalog, etc… Come on NIK!! I know I would in a heartbeat, but would you?
Answer: No, she has dog face… nose is way too puggy. Plus, Penthouse is the Fresh-Soph team (not even JV) for chicks who cannot make it in Playboy and you know how bad Playboy is these days.
Fort Lauderdale Piercing Queen
Posted in Jacksonville, Miami, Orlando, The Dirty | June 26th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl was getting her “down there pierced” and posted all of the pictures on facebook. Claims to have slept with over 200 men.
Don’t worry… honesty is the best policy. No one will consider you trashy.- nik
Gainesville Shim
Posted in Jacksonville, Miami, Orlando, The Dirty | June 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was checking out my facebook and discovered this little gem. The title of the album is “Unedited Modeling” – Where do I start? I feel bad for her because she has no idea that these pictures are very sk*nky/trashy. And what was the guy thinking letting his face be shown? Why do girls do this? I won’t ask “would you” because that would be cruel to your greg (which is my no. 1 concern!) Love your site!!
You know this photographer saw him in the club and was like, “Please let me shoot you… you are so beautiful. I am a professional photographer and can make you a supermodel.” It obviously worked and I guarantee the photographer made her wear a strap on after the photoshoot.- nik
