THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this chicks pretty sexy.  I don’t see how a straight man can point anything bad about her.  I would easily divorce my wife and start a new life with this perfect woman.  So Nik, would you?

Answer: Can I get real pictures please… this REFUND Gap looks very familiar.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Zimmerman is in custody and plead not guilty to his 2nd degree murder charge of Trayvon Martin.   I think it should be first degeree murder cause this idiot can’t just be going around shooting people. Nik, what do you think?

I think if George Zimmerman even wants a possible shot at being not guilty… HE MUST HIRE A BLACK ATTORNEY!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Let me introduce you to the perfect couple. There names are Ryan C and Megan D. Ryan C is you typical 23 year old. Went to some bogus trade school in Jacksonville and didn’t get a job like the real adults of the world do, so now he works for just above minimum wage job, that he will have for the rest of his life. He’s a chronic liar, probably doesn’t even know the difference between the truth and a lie now when they come out of his mouth now. And this lovely trait of his leads to the best quality about him. He’s a man wh*re. Don’t get me wrong he does have a pretty decently sized di*k, his two problems with it are he doesn’t know how to keep it in his pants, or how to last in bed longer than 1 min. Ryan loves tooth picks, and hence his eating disorder where he barely eats or works out obsessively, just so he doesn’t end up fat like his father, however as you can tell by Megan D he’s taken a turn for the chubbier side. Why? Because they are easier to control and manipulate. Ryan has cheated on his voluptuous cunt at least over 100 times and yet the dumb sweetheart is still with him. She’s fallen for every one of his lies, and continues to threaten to break up with him because of it, yet hasn’t because her love for him is so “strong”. Only issue with that is him and her both know he’s only ever going to love her like a sister, yet she stays by his side, supports him money wise, and prays every night that one day his black hole where a heart should be will truly love him one day, and not in a platonic way. Ryan loves to take the easy way out of things might I add, hence the lying. 2 years ago he had his girlfriend abort his child because he wasn’t ready to be a daddy, claims he never wanted the abortion yet had his lovely best friend pay for the thing, and planned the appointment for it the following day. A REAL man would have stepped up and taken the responsibility for his actions, but instead, took his poor young girlfriend and talked her into the abortion being the right thing. Yes it was wrong that she caved, but he paid the 400$ it cost to kill his child without a second guess in his mind that it was wrong. But enough with that piece of She*t, lets move onto his perfect match… Megan D. Now Megan D is your average looking girl, you could almost call her pretty, the only issue with her is she has a brain about the size of an ant. See Megan D has been in love with Ryan since they became BFFs in high school and stood by his side the whole time praying shed get her chance. Well she finally did, only to be his rebound without even realizing it. See Ryan played her well, he cant stay single, and she cant get her head out of his *ss so he manipulated her into believing she was his next love. They’ve been together about a year now. She’s known only about a handful of the times he’s cheated on her, that’s where his lies got sloppy, but the rest she is still naive to and refuses to believe her beloved could have done that so many times after the talk of marriage and babies. Well let me tell you, he did and without remorse. See the reason they are so perfect for each other is Megan is his cover, she hides all his indiscretions from his friends, families and coworkers, giving off the persona that their relationship is quiet perfect when it really isn’t. Whenever his ex gets a hold of him for a quick lay he jumps on her quicker than Megan can count to 10, and yet she stands by his side, saying she’ll leave if he doesn’t stop, that hell never see her again but everyone in his life will, yet somehow she is STILL by his side. Oh, and as I mentioned earlier how Ryan likes his girls skinny, well he just so happens to make his current love, Megan, have sex with her shirt on EVERY time because she is fat, and yet she puts up with it only to cry alone in the bathroom every time afterwards. She talks a big game to her competition, but what she doesn’t realize is its Karma getting even with her for when she did the same thing with another couple, only difference was that couple had a kid together, and that guy choose to not only fully take full advantage of her by manipulating her mind and by “forcing her” to have sex with him when unwanted. Honestly any b*tch that is dumb enough to put up with all of that deserves all the punishment and torture she and karma has put herself through. So there ya have it Nik, the worlds most perfect couple for each other, a liar & cheat, paired with an enabler and dumb *ss.

She ate both those fry’s to keep her potential baby belly.  I didn’t read any of that nonsense you wrote (too long).- nik ]]> http://thedirty.com/2012/04/the-perfect-couple-5/feed/ 7 http://thedirty.com/2012/04/bri-swift-is-a-homewrecker/ http://thedirty.com/2012/04/bri-swift-is-a-homewrecker/#comments Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:00:26 +0000 The Dirty Army http://thedirty.com/?p=1192817

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…where do I begin…This nasty s*** is Bri Swift. She calls herself the “homewrecker” “boss lady” “supermodel” “baddest b*tch” etc. She’s an aspiring “model” that you can find at all the nightclubs in Jacksonville getting wasted and sleeping with more men then Lindsey Lohan has popped pills. Long story short, I’m posting this more for the safety of any guy who wants to or has slept with her. GO GET TESTED ASAP! She gave my boy the big “H” and his girlfriend has it now. The word got out and a handfull of guys came forward that they too had caught STD’s after sleeping with her. GUYS BEWARE!

I’m guessing you are talking about the giant on the right with the heavy armpits?- nik

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America is becoming lazier and lazier by the second.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so there is this woman I’ve had my eye on for years but she won’t give me the time of day! She has all the guys in Jacksonville chasing after her…. Yay or Nay? What do you think?

Nay. She looks like a fat Amy Winehouse.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this h*e Lisa Dailey thinks she is all that!!!! She has had 6 kids and 4 abortions really 10 kids total all by different daddys. She is so freaking fugly that I wouldn’t let my dog touch her. She will sleep with anyone female or male that walks past her. The guy she is now with can do a lot better than her I think he just feels sorry for her slooty *ss. And to top it off she always has CPS on her because she can’t handle her own kids. She goes by so many last names its crazy.

Thanks for the nightmares, ya jerk.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand why everyone is all over Chin-Chilla’s nuts.  She is nothing special and here in Jacksonville we have way hotter girls.  She is way over rated and everyone needs to relax.

I think all her money comes from her eyes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girlfriend is a die hard of your site.  She took that Cellan stuff for a month dropped her little 7 pounds of baby fat and once she got her next bottle she didn’t even need it.  So I decided to try it, I didn’t it cause I’ve always been in shape as you can see from my before, but with my regular work out and cardio check out my stomach.  I don’t remember when I started but I’d say this is about day 25 to 27 maybe.

You look like me in High School now.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this head monster is such an air head! I see her out in the club all the time and the only thing she has going for her is a sexy body. But her face, is SO busted! You will always find her with 2 pounds of make up on, makes you wonder what she really looks like and to be honest I don’t really want to know judging by her features she will probably look even more like a gorilla with no make up on. lol Her voice is so annoying, she talks real high pitch and you can tell she does this on purpose to come off as cute and sweet but its actually a deal breaker because lord knows not many would want to carry on a conversation with her air headed high pitch annoying self. She is a big Head Monster in the city of Jacksonville. She’s given guys head in cars, in the back of club kitchens bathrooms, you name it. She is always with some slow talking white girl with big teeth and her breath always smells really bad. For someone with such pretty teeth, she could use some work on the gingivitis. Ferrin herself has a massive overbite which you can see from her pics. She always makes the dumbest smiles in pictures and poses like a retarded person in all of her photos. It is evident that she thinks she is so cute. But like I said, hot body, ugly ass face. Her face looks like a gorilla. I’m sure she’s never been told this because she wears so much make up and is an easy piece of ass or in this case “head” that guys in this town must talk her up to get some action. Somebody needs to tell this girl what’s up. And its definitely not her face. FERRIN YOUR FACE IS UGLY AS SHIT. Work on your face please, the make up does not help you at all. Your face is still busted. .