THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this trashy slut is Briana Dennis. Typical Jacksonville wh*re: blonde, huge t*ts, and sleeps with just about any guy she can get her beastly man hands on. After sleeping with all of the navy guys around the Mayport area she started her conquest of screwing every guy she could find at the local hookah lounges. This girl gets around more than a free hookah at Sahara’s. This girl is just plain disgusting.

That face she’s making is one girls make catching multiple gregs at once.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girlfriend is a die hard of your site.  She took that Cellan stuff for a month dropped her little 7 pounds of baby fat and once she got her next bottle she didn’t even need it.  So I decided to try it, I didn’t it cause I’ve always been in shape as you can see from my before, but with my regular work out and cardio check out my stomach.  I don’t remember when I started but I’d say this is about day 25 to 27 maybe.

You look like me in High School now.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this disgusting little troll is an almost 50 year old cougar, a thief, and a slore! She stole “her man’s” credit card and charged $11,000 to it and is now facing criminal charges! (Including over $2,000 at the plastic surgeon’s office…If I were her I’d ask for a refund. GROSS.). She is a major gold digger and will do anything she can to f*ck guys who, as she says, “look like Mickey Avalon, wear skinny jeans, and guy-liner.” WATCH OUT FOR THIS B*TCH.

Once you hit the age of 37 as a female, life is pretty much over.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Lilia Budnik, She is from jacksonville, FL. On facebook, she adds pictures of herself that look nothing like her. In her pictures, she looks skinny. but in reality shes probably around two hundred pounds. She has fake boobs, fake lips, fake hair, etc. She does liposuction every year. Even her voice is ugly. Her parents talk bad about everyone around them, but their daughter is a lot worse than the people they talk about. Lilia goes to church every Sunday, but does drugs, goes to bars, curses, etc. and she tells everyone she is a christian. She was even pregnant during her wedding. FAKE CHRISTIAN. Her and her husband dont want to work, so they went to go live with her handicapped mother. Lila is using and abusing her parents. Her freaky husband’s a drug dealer too. him you can understand because he was abused as a child. But they go to church, so they think they can do what they want. FAKE FAKE CHRISTIAN.

I thought real Christians don’t believe in implants?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hunter Valmont is a PR Rep in the Jax area. She has her .com and, of course, her own fb page. I’m not by any means saying she sucks at her job, I’m merely stating facts here. She’s a damn criminal, and a violent one at that. Twice within 60 days? Really? You’re a grandmother. GROW UP! Good thing you were able to get these felony charges reduced. [removed] Hunter also has a couple of super classy daughters. One, Jessica Marlee, is a peach like her mother. PLEASE click the link. She has 2 children and this is what she has been involved in…during and after their deliveries!  Again, not defaming or making ANY of this up. Simply stating facts that can be proven. Smoochies!!

Your links didn’t work so I pretty much have no idea what you’re talking about…NEXT!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this kids name is Jonathan and lives in Jacksonville Florida. He is the biggest wannabe I’ve ever met. Hes lied about his name, where he works, where he lives, where hes from.. Hes screwed half of Jax.. He’s been arrested over 5 times and has over a dozen Felonies on his record. Thanks to a wealthy family I’m sure he doesn’t have to worry about any of that. I know he has had a couple of grand theft auto charges including a convertible Ferrari he claimed to have bought. He is a failed musician and a failed model and a failed boxer.  He is a little club rat who hangs out with half of the Jacksonville kids you see on the dirty… He has nothing going for him and his whole life is a lie, everything about him is false. Nobody even knows his real name.. He is around 20yrs old so ladies watch out, hell take your money your car and set you out to dry.

I laugh at people who drive the Ferrari with the old headlights. You can buy a Mercedes C-Class for the same price.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alex, he is your typical European d-bag who swears he is jersey shores own. He has a girlfriend that he constantly cheats on or at least attempts by flirting with every girl he sees or comes across and then his excuse is that he was drunk. Him and his room-mate are two of the same kind. Nik, put him on blast because he did the same thing to me, that poor girl doesn’t deserve this.

European…this guys never left the states.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this joke of existence goes by Steve “The Instigation”. This wannabe Guido spams Facebook with club promotions and house parties. NEWS FLASH STEVE YOU’RE LIKE 27, GROW UP! He obviously thinks he is from the Jersey Shore. You’re ugly, pathetic & a waste of air. You can catch him at Pure wasting his parent’s money on bottle service. He is part of that fail “reality show” that is trying to be started up here in JAX with that ugly, anorexic “Spiritwolf” chick. Absolutely disgusting scum that “dates” STD infested strippers from the local gentleman’s clubs. Nobody cares about you and your dumbass friends. He even has a stupid little purse dog named “Snooki.” Obsessed much? You’re not cool, funny or entertaining. Moron. You’ll never be more then a loser ass club promoter trying to sleep with underage girls and drinking yourself into a coma like the rest of Jacksonville nightlife. Who the hell still wears Ed Hardy anymore? Nik, please put this fatass douchebag on blast so he can do us all a favor and go back to the Jersey with the other tools.

Ed Farty… I have typed that since 2008.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, discovered The Dirty several months back and I have to say I am a huge fan. Also I have the perfect candidate for submission, this train wreck’s name is Ashley McRae – formerly Ashley Couch of Louisville Kentucky. She now lives in Jacksonville, North Carolina where she continuously preys on weak minded Marines coming out of Camp Lejeune. I really can’t say enough bad things about this sociopath. For starters she drained her Grandmother dry financially then didn’t even come visit her while she was dying (which was a slow process- it didn’t happen overnight). She has popped out 4 kids from 3 different fathers – the first two are lucky enough to live with their dad – so they might actually stand a chance. After leaving her first baby daddy, she married up with some marine, popped out a kid, he deploys, she gets knocked up again and spins some crazy ass story about being a surrogate mom for a couple who then later decided they didn’t want to keep the child, so now out of the kindness of her heart she’s raising it. I pray he didn’t buy that line of shit, and I assume he didn’t since he left her ass. While he was gone he and his buddies stored their personally owned weapons in his house, which she promptly stole and sold. This chick has an insatiable appetite for money she hasn’t earned. My final advice to the devil dogs is this – stay away from this psycho bitch! If you do decide to fuck her, WEAR A CONDOM! She will take you for everything.

How many people does she let read her leg.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty b*tch Erica Hallow from Fort Walton beach is by far one of the dirtiest girls in town. First of all she’s a complete dumbass and you don’t even need to try to f*ck her because she will literally bend over and spread her legs and beg for you to stick it in. When you meet her she will introduce herself as, Hi Im Erica, nice to –no not “meet you”, but instead– “nice to f*ck you later”. This girl has slept with just about every dude in Jax and she’s just going to keep going and spreading her drd around town with her friend Katie as her little sidekick. (hence the text message to Steven Riley). She and her tag teaming partners are far more than disgusting, and everyone should beware of them. They are only 20 maybe even 19 and have already been ran thru like waffle house at 2:30 am.

Steven Riley must feel like an idiot right now.- nik