Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

My Boss Made Me Vote For Romney

November 6, 2012 Jacksonville, The Dirty 319 7,035 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I work for a company that has around 400 employees.  Our boss told us today that we would get a paid day off if we go vote for Romney.  I’m a democrat so I wanted to vote for Obama, that is who will run this country the best.  I really need to catch up on errands, so I took the deal… accepted the 1 paid day off and just got done voting for Romney.  I’m really upset with myself and feel really guilty.

This whole election will be based on Ohio.  Your vote doesn’t matter so don’t be upset bro.- nik



+ Submit More Info 319 Comments

Please Boycott Shell Gas Stations

November 5, 2012 Jacksonville, The Dirty, Washington DC 500 7,092 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was on Bay Meadows road at a Shell service station… President Obama hanging… They will not be getting any more of my business!!! Spread the word and boycott Shell gas stations.

Looks like I’m never getting gas at Shell gas station again.- nik



+ Submit More Info 500 Comments

Wannabe Model Robin Broome

October 31, 2012 Jackson, Jacksonville 39 9,020 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this clueless little hoe thinks she is hot shit when really she ain’t got shit but a messed up grill. She opened a MODEL MAYHEM account lol as if. Please help this nasty fake bi*ch to see that she doesn’t make the cut for a model. Its just disgusting how she looks.

She’s a brick.- nik



+ Submit More Info 39 Comments

Team Elite Wannabe

October 29, 2012 Jacksonville 25 5,550 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude named Jonis is such a manwhore. He’s an albanian gangster wanna be. He cheated on his last girlfriend with his new girlfriend and was doing it for about 4 months before he even broke up with her, and he is all about those black girls. He promotes for this company called “Elite” and he got it tattooed on him 2 weeks after he start promoting…. and it’s funny because the people that own to company talk about him all the time about the tattoo! What a loseer.

Team elite doesn’t buy their shades from a gas station.- nik



+ Submit More Info 25 Comments

Ashley Parrott

October 26, 2012 Jacksonville 18 6,117 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl Ashely Parrott goes after every single bosnian guy in Jacksonville. She thinks she is some”Kim Kardashian” look-a-like. She was recently is in some Gangnam Style video, and now she thinks that she’s famous when almost through out the whole video she is standing behind the main guy but when you do see her she looks lost. She got thrown out of this Country Bar called Mavricks for underage drinking and made a huge seen and almost got taken by the police(she does not remember this). Ms. Ashely Parrott has tried out for the Jacksonville Jaguars and has failed 4 times now, and every single time she fails she goes back to “cheering” for the Jacksonville Axe Maidens(a sorry excuse for a dance team). Nik, she still lives at home, can’t afford her car payments, and she is 21 years old. Ashley Parrott is a sorry excuse for a woman with daddy issues. End Of Story.

She’s famous alright…- nik



+ Submit More Info 18 Comments

Josh Snoke

October 12, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, FSU, Jacksonville 46 5,745 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this guy right here is so lame…. hes 3o something and chills at pure night club grow the fuck up man this dude runs threw so many girls im sure hes full of drds and he wonders why he cant keep a gf.. go wheelie your motorcycle you fcking f*g.

I’ve never understood this sweater over a dress shirt n tie.  Pretty forgy if you ask me.- nik



+ Submit More Info 46 Comments