Jacksonville | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

White Buffalo Needs Some Food

December 12, 2012 Jacksonville, The Dirty, White Buffalo 128

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw this video of Kimberly Leigh (I refuse to use her fake KimbyrLeigha name..) on her new ‘official’ acting facebook page. Wow. I didnt realize she forgot to take off her halloween makeup cuz the girl is SCARY thin now.. and all in the face. I guess moving to LA to become a famous actress (you know, the dream she had before she got knocked up) is taking its toll. Get to the nearest fast food place and eat Kimberly.

Wow, I truly concerned for White Buffalo’s well being… her face shows malnutrition and depression.- nik

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J.R. Walker Is A Loser

December 5, 2012 Jacksonville 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is J.R. Walker. He thinks he knows everything and thinks that he\’s the lady\’s man of our small town. Truth is, he\’s a nasty cracked out loser. He\’s 21 and lives at home with Mama. He\’s a cook at McAllister\’s and constantly spits in people\’s food. He gets the freaky on with girls for about two months, lets them get attached, then moves on to the next one. His teeth….well I would definitely call him a \”meth mouth\”. He\’s absolutely disgusting. But let\’s be real, rumor has it, his little champ is only about 3 inches long and he only lasts about 5 minutes in bed. And 3 girls have claimed he gave them genital warts. And let\’s top it off with, he thinks he\’s the hottest thing to walk the streets around here. What do ya think?

Still living at home?  C’mon man.- nik

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What Happened To Her +2′s

November 29, 2012 Jacksonville, The Dirty, White Buffalo 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was completely in love back when White Buffalo was a major hit on TheDirty.com.  I remember that little frame, those beautiful eyes and those AMAZING +2′s.  Just came across this pictures and it saddened me, she looks nothing like she use to and doesn’t seem to have any of that sex appeal.

She is a Mom. Let White Buffalo be forgotten as the legend she once was.- nik

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Jacksonville’s Nastiest Junkie

November 21, 2012 Jacksonville 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Is Corrine Lepper Anderson She Is Some One I Went To School With Through Middle And High School. She Is A Junkie When I Met Her She Was Smoking Crack With Her Dad At 13 yrs old she now has 2 kids and is married to a junkie. She continues to smoke crack and do pills. she is always asking to borrow money for her daughters and cigarettes for her and her husband but all the money you loan her goes to her addiction she thinks she is hot sh*t when really she looks like shit she has super saggy skin she has no titties or ass she is covered in nasty ass stretch marks and she osts these pictures like everyone wants to see them I wish her kids didnt have to grow up and be picked on because their mother is a nasty slore nik please help this girl so she can help her kids.

Someone please help her kids out, or they will end up like their mother.- nik

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Nasty Jacksonville Trash

November 14, 2012 Jacksonville 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of trash is a good example why I hate Jacksonville/ orange park area. Just another stupid bitch working at hooters lol I\’ve known this girl since high school and shes always thought that she was better than everyone and wouldn\’t even speak to most ppls stuck up bitch. She claims she\’s single but everytime I go out shes with a diff guy.NASTY!! Always playing little miss innocent but stay tryin to chill with someones bf. including mine. So desperate and all these douche bags fall for it. she only dates white guys (gross!!!) and I don\’t see why any guy with a brain would want her. She\”s pretty much the dumbest bitch in jax and that\’s really saying something. she tries to act all sweet and nice but its all fake!And Can you say attention whore?? always posting pics of herself on instagram constantly. Grow up you nasty dog faced bitch!!! I love this site. she needs to be on full blast!

Sounds like the average girl working at Hooters.- nik

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Trashy Tattoo Sloot

November 13, 2012 Jacksonville 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this little sleezy bitch is Tyler Seymour. She uses and abuses her relationships. Her “best friend” is her cousin who she uses so that she can go out and have cigarettes that she doesn’t have the money for, yet she’s all excited about her job at Wal-Mart. Her ex boyfriend cheated on her, probably because she’s too clingy. “Why don’t you want to hang out with me tonight? Do you not love me anymore?” She’s an idiot. She thinks that every guy on the planet wants her and shes got these trashy looking bird tattoos on her chest that she is VERY proud of. “They’re supposed to look like that.” She gave one of her ex boyfriends a rash and she just kept saying that she didn’t know how he got it, even though her then-boyfriend said something about getting a rash from her, too. Hahaha. She doesn’t have a license or a car and she’s constantly using people for rides. And every time she takes a picture, her head is facing the same way. WTF! The moral of the story is, don’t ever hang out with this skanky sloot.

She works at Walmart.  Nuff said.- nik

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Disgusting Jacksonville Trash

November 13, 2012 Jacksonville 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Elizabeth Salisbury is a Bartender at Mavericks at the Landing in Jacksonville, FL. IS THE MOST UNPROFESSIONAL PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. I went there last night with some friends and were ordering drinks from her and left our tab open. All was fine, until I ordered another beer and gave her my last name. She told me she signed my card out already. I told her no I never signed out and she started arguing with me and showed me the receipt. Someone elses signature. she gave it away! I was tellin the people in my group and she called me a Fukin Bitch and said i would be BANNED from this joke of a country bar! and said im LUCKY im on the otherside of the bar!! holy shit! i was so confused. the bouncer was next to me the entire time telling HER to calm down. meanwhile she brings out this “General Manager” by the name of FRANK MALONEY. WHO IS COMPLETELY TRASHED! Hes drunk off his ass. She admits to him after trying to cry and apologize to me for discussing it with other management that she DID IN FACT THREATEN ME! AND! she lost my card. I told her she was acting like Jacksonville Trash and it was completely unprofessional. Her and her drunk ass “GM” laughed and said ITS A BAR! NO ONES PROFESSIONAL! I dont know about you… but that is disgusting pig behavior. I want to put this raggity bitch on blast because she needs to be. She looks like she takes more pole than sports authority. disgusting dirty little pig! NIK PLEASE PUT THIS PLACE ON BLAST! NO ONE SHOULD EVER GO THROUGH THAT!!! MAVERICKS SUCKS!!!! FUTURE EMPLOYERS AND CUSTOMERS NEED TO KNOW THIS BROAD IS OFF OF HER MEDS!

There’s a lot of sag in those legs.  Thunders soon to come.- nik

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My Boss Made Me Vote For Romney

November 6, 2012 Jacksonville, The Dirty 291

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I work for a company that has around 400 employees.  Our boss told us today that we would get a paid day off if we go vote for Romney.  I’m a democrat so I wanted to vote for Obama, that is who will run this country the best.  I really need to catch up on errands, so I took the deal… accepted the 1 paid day off and just got done voting for Romney.  I’m really upset with myself and feel really guilty.

This whole election will be based on Ohio.  Your vote doesn’t matter so don’t be upset bro.- nik

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