Trashy Tattoo Sloot

November 13, 2012 Jacksonville 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this little sleezy bitch is Tyler Seymour. She uses and abuses her relationships. Her “best friend” is her cousin who she uses so that she can go out and have cigarettes that she doesn’t have the money for, yet she’s all excited about her job at Wal-Mart. Her ex boyfriend cheated on her, probably because she’s too clingy. “Why don’t you want to hang out with me tonight? Do you not love me anymore?” She’s an idiot. She thinks that every guy on the planet wants her and shes got these trashy looking bird tattoos on her chest that she is VERY proud of. “They’re supposed to look like that.” She gave one of her ex boyfriends a rash and she just kept saying that she didn’t know how he got it, even though her then-boyfriend said something about getting a rash from her, too. Hahaha. She doesn’t have a license or a car and she’s constantly using people for rides. And every time she takes a picture, her head is facing the same way. WTF! The moral of the story is, don’t ever hang out with this skanky sloot.

She works at Walmart.  Nuff said.- nik

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Disgusting Jacksonville Trash

November 13, 2012 Jacksonville 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Elizabeth Salisbury is a Bartender at Mavericks at the Landing in Jacksonville, FL. IS THE MOST UNPROFESSIONAL PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. I went there last night with some friends and were ordering drinks from her and left our tab open. All was fine, until I ordered another beer and gave her my last name. She told me she signed my card out already. I told her no I never signed out and she started arguing with me and showed me the receipt. Someone elses signature. she gave it away! I was tellin the people in my group and she called me a Fukin Bitch and said i would be BANNED from this joke of a country bar! and said im LUCKY im on the otherside of the bar!! holy shit! i was so confused. the bouncer was next to me the entire time telling HER to calm down. meanwhile she brings out this “General Manager” by the name of FRANK MALONEY. WHO IS COMPLETELY TRASHED! Hes drunk off his ass. She admits to him after trying to cry and apologize to me for discussing it with other management that she DID IN FACT THREATEN ME! AND! she lost my card. I told her she was acting like Jacksonville Trash and it was completely unprofessional. Her and her drunk ass “GM” laughed and said ITS A BAR! NO ONES PROFESSIONAL! I dont know about you… but that is disgusting pig behavior. I want to put this raggity bitch on blast because she needs to be. She looks like she takes more pole than sports authority. disgusting dirty little pig! NIK PLEASE PUT THIS PLACE ON BLAST! NO ONE SHOULD EVER GO THROUGH THAT!!! MAVERICKS SUCKS!!!! FUTURE EMPLOYERS AND CUSTOMERS NEED TO KNOW THIS BROAD IS OFF OF HER MEDS!

There’s a lot of sag in those legs.  Thunders soon to come.- nik

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My Boss Made Me Vote For Romney

November 6, 2012 Jacksonville, The Dirty 319

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I work for a company that has around 400 employees.  Our boss told us today that we would get a paid day off if we go vote for Romney.  I’m a democrat so I wanted to vote for Obama, that is who will run this country the best.  I really need to catch up on errands, so I took the deal… accepted the 1 paid day off and just got done voting for Romney.  I’m really upset with myself and feel really guilty.

This whole election will be based on Ohio.  Your vote doesn’t matter so don’t be upset bro.- nik

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Please Boycott Shell Gas Stations

November 5, 2012 Jacksonville, The Dirty, Washington DC 518

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was on Bay Meadows road at a Shell service station… President Obama hanging… They will not be getting any more of my business!!! Spread the word and boycott Shell gas stations.

Looks like I’m never getting gas at Shell gas station again.- nik

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Wannabe Model Robin Broome

October 31, 2012 Jackson, Jacksonville 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this clueless little hoe thinks she is hot shit when really she ain’t got shit but a messed up grill. She opened a MODEL MAYHEM account lol as if. Please help this nasty fake bi*ch to see that she doesn’t make the cut for a model. Its just disgusting how she looks.

She’s a brick.- nik

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Team Elite Wannabe

October 29, 2012 Jacksonville 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude named Jonis is such a manwhore. He’s an albanian gangster wanna be. He cheated on his last girlfriend with his new girlfriend and was doing it for about 4 months before he even broke up with her, and he is all about those black girls. He promotes for this company called “Elite” and he got it tattooed on him 2 weeks after he start promoting…. and it’s funny because the people that own to company talk about him all the time about the tattoo! What a loseer.

Team elite doesn’t buy their shades from a gas station.- nik

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Ashley Parrott

October 26, 2012 Jacksonville 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl Ashely Parrott goes after every single bosnian guy in Jacksonville. She thinks she is some”Kim Kardashian” look-a-like. She was recently is in some Gangnam Style video, and now she thinks that she’s famous when almost through out the whole video she is standing behind the main guy but when you do see her she looks lost. She got thrown out of this Country Bar called Mavricks for underage drinking and made a huge seen and almost got taken by the police(she does not remember this). Ms. Ashely Parrott has tried out for the Jacksonville Jaguars and has failed 4 times now, and every single time she fails she goes back to “cheering” for the Jacksonville Axe Maidens(a sorry excuse for a dance team). Nik, she still lives at home, can’t afford her car payments, and she is 21 years old. Ashley Parrott is a sorry excuse for a woman with daddy issues. End Of Story.

She’s famous alright…- nik

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Josh Snoke

October 12, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, FSU, Jacksonville 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this guy right here is so lame…. hes 3o something and chills at pure night club grow the fuck up man this dude runs threw so many girls im sure hes full of drds and he wonders why he cant keep a gf.. go wheelie your motorcycle you fcking f*g.

I’ve never understood this sweater over a dress shirt n tie.  Pretty forgy if you ask me.- nik

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