Jacksonville’s Attention Hooker

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new jacksonville wh0re addition!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tate Stewart has to be put on blast! she just moved to jacksonville florida from dallas texas..she is the most trashiest wh*re i’ve ever met. She talks like a man and acts like one too. She wh*res herself around for money and stands out on the beach looking for guys to bang. She has a boyfriend back home and yet he doesnt know any of this! I use to date her until I realized how disgusting she was! She snorts, smokes weed and drinks until a guy takes her home with him! What do you think?

I think all chubby girls are created equal and I want to say her rack is real.- nik

The Ultimate Trout

Posted in Jacksonville, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was watching this TV show and could not help but to send him in because he has the best name for a Trout ever. This guys name is Rick Trout. Hes a Marine biologist….and a full blown Trout.

I wonder how many whales he has slayed?- nik

Pensacola’s Finest

Posted in Jacksonville, Would You?

Pensacola's Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well would you? Nik She likes to make guys fall hard for her then she dumps them and tells everyone that they were too crazy for her. Then to find her next Victim she tells him that she is scared of her last boyfriend and needs protection.

Umm, that usually scares guys away showing up with drama…I think she is genuinely scared of you, your probably the only one whose fallen for her so she doesn’t know what to do.- nik

Pensacola’s Finest

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Pensacola's Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the BEST Pensacola has to offer so would you with any of them?

They are all hideous, the best looking one on the left (my right) has one inflated boob, a huge mouth and horse legs putting her at a 2.641…the others wouldn’t even be graced with a 2.- nik

Jacksonville Napoleon Promoter

Posted in Jacksonville, The Dirty

Jacksonville Napoleon Promoter

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik here is Jacksonville’s “biggest” club promoter Chris C*ntillo. Hes been doing the same sh*t in this city for the last 6 years. The dude is literally 5’2 and has to stand on a box in the dj booth just to see the crowd. Not lying. Listening to him talk on the mic in a club makes you want to put a screw driver through your head. Not only has Jacksonville become so tired of him but hes only making $150 a night but says that he makes more and his parties have become the same drawn out garbage. Put this midget on blast and let this city hear what you think of him!

I bet you can see his feet in his drivers license picture.- nik

Jacksonville, FL Citizenship Chaser

Posted in Jacksonville, The Dirty

Jacksonville, FL citizenship chaser strikes again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik please please let Jacksonville know what you think of Marko. He needs to get over himself. He is such euro trash. Look at this picture he sent me and he is not even gay.

Dude, buy some furniture.- nik

Jacksonville Green Card Chaser

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Jacksonville green card chaser

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik everyone pretty much knows this piece of filth in jacksonville. Nik his name is marko, and he is originally from eastern europe. There are so many of these euro trash here in jax. He is a stripper, a whore, he has no morals and he’s a porn star. Everyone knows about you dumb sloot you are a skank. He also wrote on his facebook, someone please marry me so I can get citizenship. he wrote this like so many times ahahahahaha so pathetic, so like chicago nik, there are so many euro trash here too. hate to break it down and upset you, but aren’t they gross? GO BACK TO BOSNIA YOU RESIDENT ALIEN, what do you think nik?

Nobody is gunna marry a guy who looks like a serial killer, he looks like one of those people who stare at you when you sleep.- nik

The Worst Kind Of Human

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The Worst Kind of Human

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… Where do I start. This kids name is Andrew Che***w. He is a combination of a 15K milli, porn addict, wannabe athlete guido, who steals from people so he can pop bottles and try to hook up with ugly rank noodle broads. He had to go to REHAB for spending too much money on MOMMIES credit card. We had some mutual friends in college so I let him crash at my place as he was “recovering” and after he ditches me for a $1000 in rent I get my cable bill with $400 of adult films (who orders adult films anymore?). I know at least two other people who tried to help him who he ditched. RUIN THIS CHUMP. Andrew, this is Alex you bitch, good luck! Oh ya, and props to 50-Tyson, DA STRONG.

I was unaware that noodles could be guidos. Also this noodle has some major power alleys on his side fivehead, he”ll be bald in a few years probably from sex addiction stress.- nik

That Is A Little Too Much

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Florida Gators, Jacksonville, Pittsburgh, The Dirty

Florida Forgy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some stills of the first round of the NFL draft. Maurkice Pouncey is making out with some other dude. Could it be that all Florida players are FORGY? This kind of explains a lot about Tim Tebow’s leadership. He would cut them off if they disobeyed.

Who cares about Maurkice’s lifestyle choice, I am more concerned about Al Davis. He needs to die already… Raiders always make the worst picks in the draft. Just Sayin’.- nik

Shiny Face Kathleen

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Shiny Face Kathleen

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet shiny faced Kathleen. This chick thinks she is so hot. She is known around Jacksonville as a complete bitch. Her friends even have to tell her that every guy she talks to is not in to her…. She is so confident that instead of using her college money for college, she bought +2s to feel good about herself. She thinks that every guy is interested in her, when really she isn’t even in anyone’s spank bank. Put this bitch on blast Nik, she is pathetic..

fat girls should not get +2′s, they’re not gunna make you look thin. You should have lost some weight and got them as a reward. But, then again the +2′s arent even the same size so her college fund woulda been wasted when she failed.- nik

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