The Dirty Jersey

You Don’t Want To Be Her Next Victim

Posted in Jersey | March 11th, 2010

The Whore is on to her next Victim

The Whore is on to her next Victim

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fawna M*rris is on to her next victim. She is done with the guy with the jetskiis, now she is on to bikes. This chick moves from guy to guy, one after the other, no time spared. Meanwhile her son was ditched by her and the father, whoever he may be. This next poor guy has no clue what he is in for, just like the rest of the guys she screwed, robbed, than threw away. PROFESIONALL WH*RE ain’t the word for this chick. She is practically already livin with this guy, she has been with him for probably about a month.

Send her to coney island july 4th, we might have a contestant who can eat more weiner than Kobayashi.- nik

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Riding Dirty Jersey Style

Posted in Dirty Rides, Jersey, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010

Riding Dirty Jersey Style

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK YOU KNOW ITS GETTING WARM OUT! HERE IS A DIRTY RIDER IN THE JERSEY SHORE GOING DOWN THE PARKWAY! NOW THAT’S THE REAL SITUATION!!

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself.  I give this dude mad respect.- nik

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Do You Think He Knew

Posted in Jersey, New York | March 10th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo nik do you think this guy knew it was a girl?? or did he not care and think noone would notice??

That tranny looks like Paul Mooney, this kid is forgy!- nik

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Could She Be The One

Posted in Hawaii, Honolulu, Jersey | March 9th, 2010

The One

The One

The One

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is my ex alyssa, she recently just moved back to rhode island from hawaii to “save money”. She knows how to party hard, & is usually classy, also sucks a mean dick. A few months ago she crashed up her E- Class, and shouldve died, but shes an angel. is this the brunette youve been looking for nik? would you?! i wish i still could. .

Answer: no. I thought girls who lived on the beach are supposed to have good bodies, she has one of the worst beach bodies I have seen.  And she is never gunna take you back after you put her on the dirty.

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This Lil Skeeze

Posted in Jersey, Rutgers, Would You? | March 9th, 2010

Little Skank

Little Skank

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl Meg from Jersey has pictures of her escalating everywhere. Seems kinda cute to me but has a bit of an anorexic stomache, or maybe she just sucks it in. Need help deciding if I should get with her. Comes off cute but what do you think?

Anorexic stomach lol your nuts her gut sticks out more then her chest.- nik

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Dreamkiller And Dopehead

Posted in Jersey, Would You? | March 9th, 2010

Dreamkiller and dope head

Dreamkiller and dope head

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Julia your typical dream killer shes been on and off herion for years now i use to think she was pretty but now she just looks pale and disgusting she also bring people down with her like her on and off again boyfriend freddy she preys on guys and uses them to get her drugs and keep her high… shes very sneaky and good at covering up her problems atleast thats what she thinks shes from the atlantic city area. So Nik would you?

ANSWER: No, she looks very homely, and more like a little boy then a female in anyway!- nik

 

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Nik +4’s What Do You Think

Posted in Jersey, Would You? | March 8th, 2010

What do u think?

What do u think?

What do u think?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik No dirt..nothing bad to say..just wondering if u think she’s pretty?? Beautiful inside and out, loyal..100% real.

I think she is lucky to have those or everyone would think shes pregnant.- nik

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Another Guidette

Posted in Jersey, Rutgers, Would You? | March 8th, 2010

Another Guidette

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl on the right, Megan, goes around Jersey as if she is Hot Sh*t, exposes her little body to every known guy around Jersey. Do you think she is “Hot Sh*t” and would you?

Answer; no.  She should strap on some suspenders and go yodelin.

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What The Hell Is Going On In Jersey

Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | March 7th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, hmm so this guy requested me on Facebook and as I looked through pictures I’ve come to realize Jersey is now becoming FORGY.  Ruined my morning. Who can look at themselves and think they look good like that?  Nik what can we do before its too late.

I already presented my plan to congress about nuking New Jersey and starting over.  They didn’t really find it funny.- nik

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Ugly Looking Guidettes

Posted in Jersey, Would You? | March 3rd, 2010

crackhead guidette

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the one on the left looks like she ate three guidettes….yum yum yum…somebody needs to tell these girls its not okay to take pictures like this anymore…anyways…i know you love skinny girls, would you with a paper bag?

Answer: no.  I wonder which one is on more drugs.

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