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Could She Be The One
Posted in Hawaii, Honolulu, Jersey | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is my ex alyssa, she recently just moved back to rhode island from hawaii to “save money”. She knows how to party hard, & is usually classy, also sucks a mean dick. A few months ago she crashed up her E- Class, and shouldve died, but shes an angel. is this the brunette youve been looking for nik? would you?! i wish i still could. .
Answer: no. I thought girls who lived on the beach are supposed to have good bodies, she has one of the worst beach bodies I have seen. And she is never gunna take you back after you put her on the dirty.
This Lil Skeeze
Posted in Jersey, Rutgers, Would You? | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl Meg from Jersey has pictures of her escalating everywhere. Seems kinda cute to me but has a bit of an anorexic stomache, or maybe she just sucks it in. Need help deciding if I should get with her. Comes off cute but what do you think?
Anorexic stomach lol your nuts her gut sticks out more then her chest.- nik
Dreamkiller And Dopehead
Posted in Jersey, Would You? | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Julia your typical dream killer shes been on and off herion for years now i use to think she was pretty but now she just looks pale and disgusting she also bring people down with her like her on and off again boyfriend freddy she preys on guys and uses them to get her drugs and keep her high… shes very sneaky and good at covering up her problems atleast thats what she thinks shes from the atlantic city area. So Nik would you?
ANSWER: No, she looks very homely, and more like a little boy then a female in anyway!- nik
Nik +4’s What Do You Think
Posted in Jersey, Would You? | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik No dirt..nothing bad to say..just wondering if u think she’s pretty?? Beautiful inside and out, loyal..100% real.
I think she is lucky to have those or everyone would think shes pregnant.- nik
Another Guidette
Posted in Jersey, Rutgers, Would You? | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl on the right, Megan, goes around Jersey as if she is Hot Sh*t, exposes her little body to every known guy around Jersey. Do you think she is “Hot Sh*t” and would you?
Answer; no. She should strap on some suspenders and go yodelin.
What The Hell Is Going On In Jersey
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | March 7th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hmm so this guy requested me on Facebook and as I looked through pictures I’ve come to realize Jersey is now becoming FORGY. Ruined my morning. Who can look at themselves and think they look good like that? Nik what can we do before its too late.
I already presented my plan to congress about nuking New Jersey and starting over. They didn’t really find it funny.- nik
Ugly Looking Guidettes
Posted in Jersey, Would You? | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the one on the left looks like she ate three guidettes….yum yum yum…somebody needs to tell these girls its not okay to take pictures like this anymore…anyways…i know you love skinny girls, would you with a paper bag?
Answer: no. I wonder which one is on more drugs.
The Real Dirt On DJ Pauly D
Posted in Jersey, Philadelphia, The Dirty | March 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik what do you think possessed Pauly D to become a dj?? I think if you consult with your drug expert Dirty JV he will confirm that Pauly D’s pupils are dilated and is in fact on drugs…i think we all know which one, or should I say 3 lol. Everyone knows Pauly D became addicted to his, party happy, dancing friendly drug (e) and wanted to get closer to the action. He started dj’in so he could hang out with all his e-tard friends and get it for free when he ‘pumped up the crowd’ with his gino beats…Has anyone listened to his music???/ its terrible. I can say with 98% certainty that Pauly D had one of his friends running around the crows selling out their magical candy so people would enjoy their night more and forget about retarded music Pauly is spinning..(well pretending to spin as his premixed track plays to the e-tarded crowd).
I hate to break it to you, but everyone who is a world class DJ is only good because of Ecstasy. Look at your “top 5″ DJ’s in the world- Tiesto, Buuren, Guetta, ATB and Deadmau5… the only reason they make money is because of drugs.- nik
New Dress Code At Killer Club
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | February 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thought you might enjoy this. “No AFFLICTION, No ED HARDY, No Christian Audigier, No EXCEPTIONS!”
Hey DIRTY ARMY Solider you didn’t say what city this is from? What club is this? I want to go!- nik
Jersey Shore 2 Candidate
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | February 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik- so this here is Ray Kh*ler. Biggest douche in America. He stole all that money that he “has”. He has 2 girlfriends and neither of them know about one another. He has a baby with one and the other one is just there for money. He claims to have a Record deal. He forced 3 girls (11, 12 and 17 year olds). He threw a free weight at his ex girlfriend out of a 2nd story window. He thinks hes Jersey Shore Season 2 worthy, I think he’s your typical douche. What do you think?
Sorry, he doesn’t make the Jersey Shore 2 cut because he is Mexican. You have to be Guido or nothing.- nik
