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Joshua O’Neal Kraus Interstate Scumbag

December 18, 2014 Jersey 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Eey yo Nik, check out this sleazy muthafeeka Josh Kraus. He has been pullin grimey azz shit for years all over the country. Originally from Trenton NJ (more like the suburbs but he tries to pretend to be hard) he has bounced around Texas, and the rest of the American West. Years back he actually stole his mom’s $141,037.61 inheritance she was due from his father! This was after he had tried to black mail and extort HIS OWN MOTHER! Google that figure with his name it will still come up! Since then he has been moochin off his rich dumb Texan (sorry to be redundant Nik) grandmother, hitting on underage girls and using some ummm…Cosbyish moves on the ladies if ya know what I mean…everyone in the USA needs to be aware of this low life…don’t get into a business deal with him and FOR SURE do not let him serve you a drink! Amerika you have been warned! Plus don’t he just look like some sleazy ass used car salesman? lulz…let’s hope no one falls for his bullshyt from now on…oh and Josh if you read this take some damn responsibility for ur damn life you supposed to be a grown ass man! Stop with the “My dad made mean comments to me growing up! He made fun of me being a fat ass and I cried myself to sleep! The tears stained my journal I kept about it! I’m a self hating Jew!” Oh and apologize to your mom so maybe she will stop embarrassing your family by getting drunk and hitting on strangers in bars throughout New Hope, PA. Be Good Nik!!



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Bryan Alzate

December 10, 2014 Jersey, Manhattan, Miami 25

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Bryan Alzate. He thinks he is hot shit because he used to be a hard core drug addict when he was 14 and now is somewhat successful. he literally was smoking crack when he was 14 DISGUSTING. then he got clean at 17 and now at 24 hes become a total douchebag bag. He has all these folowers on his instagram “SHARON_NEEDLES” and he posts these retarded pictures of Pokémon cards, guns and money. half of his pictures aren’t even his ! Just because he’s friends with a few millionaires he thinks hes so cool, just look how stupid he looks ! Because he’s “in recovery” he doesn’t drink. At all! I saw him at a bar once and he ordered redbull the whole night WHAT A LOSER..



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Opinion

December 3, 2014 Jersey, Manhattan, New York 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So, I’m a big fan of your site. I see women on here all the time that are super hot. However, most of them have tons of makeup on. Natural beauty seems to be a rarity. So many girls walking around think they are GOD’s gift when in truth, once they wash their faces, many of them are hideous. The reason I bring this up, is because I have a friend who is super hot and never wears makeup, ever. I have wanted this girl since the day I met her. She’s smart, gorgeous, funny, has the best heart and is successful. She came out of a situation that leads many woman to drugs or to become red bottoms, but she used her past as motivation to be a well respected business woman. Alas, I am destined to be in the friend zone forever, she’s a lesbian. FML. I wanted to get your take on her. Pictures don’t do her justice, she’s even better in person. (All of these pictures are without makeup or with just a little lip gloss on.) The crazy part is that this woman has no idea how good looking she is.



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Dope Fiend Mom

December 2, 2014 Jersey, Philadelphia 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this gurl right here is named Brittany guerrero. she lives in valley high. she’s a hoe who’s fcked most of the guys from the hood. she tries to sell dope, but is a dope fiend herself. she used to be fat, but lost weight from being hooked on heroin. she got jacked like a dumbass and tries to offer some head to get it for free. if you ask me, isn’t that like prostitution? lmao. the sad thing is, her kids live with her. that bitch dont even take care of them. her mom always has them. theres 7 ppl who live in a 2 bd rm house. she sits back and gets government assistance, ( not that it’s a bad thing), but she dont even have custody of them. then this bitch tries to take her baby daddy to court and say that she needs money. get a job, you dumb broke bitch. like any other mother who would to support her kids. that’s why her baby dad had another gurl pregnant and they just had their beautiful baby girl. on top of that, the tattoo she has across her chest that says, “ANDREW” is her babby daddys sister’s babby daddy. thats nasty shit. she takes her kids around him and thats their uncle. get a life trick!this gurl right here is named Brittany guerrero. she lives in valley high. she’s a hoe who’s fcked most of the guys from the hood. she tries to sell dope, but is a dope fiend herself. she used to be fat, but lost weight from being hooked on heroin. she got jacked like a dumbass and tries to offer some head to get it for free. if you ask me, isn\’t that like prostitution? lmao. the sad thing is, her kids live with her. that bitch dont even take care of them. her mom always has them. theres 7 ppl who live in a 2 bd rm house. she sits back and gets government assistance, ( not that it’s a bad thing), but she dont even have custody of them. then this bitch tries to take her baby daddy to court and say that she needs money. get a job, you dumb broke bitch. like any other mother who would to support her kids. that’s why her baby dad had another gurl pregnant and they just had their beautiful baby girl. on top of that, the tattoo she has across her chest that says, “ANDREW” is her babby daddys sister’s babby daddy. thats nasty shit. she takes her kids around him and thats their uncle. get a life trick!



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Ho on the Go

December 2, 2014 Jersey, Manhattan 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this whore is Alecta Silvano. My boyfriend took this skank with him to Miami and Las Vegas and spent thousands on her. She is an escort and a stripper. A low life piece of trash that has done escorting in nj and other states. Watch out for this bitch because she is all about hustling money. She has dirty old men clients that she calls her friends. One of them is like 75 years old. And she puts out for them all.



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Crusty Christine Anne Della Rocca

November 14, 2014 Jersey, Manhattan, Nashville, New York 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Christine Anne Della Rocca aka Crusty Christine. This clown will get down for any old man who wants a go. So, if you’re in Staten Island or New York and want to laugh your ass off check out this old 5 head. Seriously, that head needs it’s own zip code!! She tries to edit it out of pictures, but she should spend her time being a parent to her 3 kids, rather than trolling Facebook for her next victim. She’s easy but beware of the crust she’ll leave behind.

 



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Jessica Instaho

November 12, 2014 Jersey 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was on my baby daddys insta when I saw this convo. I guess its true that people who have kids should date considering noone wants a bitch with 3 kids, but now I understand why people say she dont even know her baby daddy. So jessica here actually asks my baby daddy for a pic and agrees to send one to him and then she AGREES to keep it on the hush.. like you realize hes using you as just a piece of pssy. I never would want my daughter with this slut and I feel bad for her sons! A hoe for a mom and she cant even explain who daddy is. Things like this disgust me a mother of 3 should be looking for a husband not a dick to stick in her. Well just goes to show a hoe is always a hoe.



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Gretchen the Mckeesrocks Slore

November 11, 2014 Jersey, Pittsburgh 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is gretchen her ugly name matches her soul she sleep around and non stop puts people down! if you you go on her twitter gx326 you can see the pictures she takes of stangers including children to make fun of her and if you say something back she cant fight she calls a cop she blows and cries until he calls threatening to press charges.she is a cheat a problem starter and a whore who bounces from job to job and man toman! as you can tell from her looks i dont no how she gets guys! put her on blast nik this girl puts down men who dwny her homeless people over weight people sick people children people who dress different anything she can to make herself feel better! shes a big nosed whore with a bad attitude and the better qualities!



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