THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is famous on tumblr apparently for her appearance. So I have to ask, what do you think? Cause I think she is some ugly beat hipster with blue hair. Nothing cool about that. And stay great? LOL, more like stay fat.
Stop submitting yourself Blue face.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik fat ass Fallon (Nintendoll) is still up to her old ways. She’s still slipping nips for tips and sucking d*cks for whips. Here’s a few of her clients hmm hmm I mean clients, ops I did it again, I mean boyfriends. She got the trashiest tattoo on the side of her body, she thinks shes a robot. I dunno how guys could stick it in such a crazie b*tch, I heard she smells down there from a one of the few guys she didnt sleep with in town, although shes tryed on mutiple occasions. Hes mine sweetie, stop asking if he wants his d*ck sucked.
Nintendoll, the dark hair ruins you. Please fix it immediately.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Ryder chick from Jersey shore is honestly the biggest sloot bag, she has slept with just about EVERYONE. Mike, Vinny, Pauly from the jersey shore alone. So I hooked up with Ryder, smashed her about two times in one night. And then the next day, I see her at a bar, and she hooked up with my cousin, then my best friend. I’m all for a girl doing what she wants, I don’t hold the double standard thing, but damn Ryder thankfully i used condoms on this sk*nk. I’m not really the best looking guy, and damn Ryder did her thing on my d*ck. Nik, what do you think about Ryder?
As long as you have a couple notes…- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik since this girl finally turned of age, drinking age that is, thought I’d post her again. I mean you did name her after all. Nik I give you, once again, Nintendoll, Fallon Hawk. Not much has changed about her, except the color of her hair and the age of her men, they’ve probably doubled which means I’m sh*t outta luck. Anyways that’s neither here nor there, I have no beef with Fallon other then the color of her hair. You’ve change my perception on hair color I used to think it looked trashy, after seeing you explain yourself I not only like blond I lovee it. To be fair I added pics where she looks great with both, so nik Blond or Brunette?
This doesn’t look like Nintendoll, this girl’s nose is way too sharp. And Blonde for the WIN.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, how much money was donated to Rutgers University to allow Jews to have their own dorm rooms, Religious services you name it. Kind of seems very racist to me and completely not fair. What are your thoughts on this. Click here to read full article.
I’m sure the jews will let non-jewish kids sleep there if they wanted.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, finally putting part of the Amie Hollywood thing to rest. She was a stripper in Guam. I worked with her there. If she says otherwise she is delusional. As you can see in the pics, she is right under the “Foxy” neon sign on the stage. This is a post with no rumors, BS, or hearsay. Just PROOF! Amie, stop lying!
Looks like you a BUSTED Amie.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy lies and cheats and comes up with a reason to blame the girl hes dating. He will play mind games constantly. He’s cold and calculating and once he gets u wrapped around his finger he makes u feel worthless and dumps you before u can do it to him. He even once said he could kill someone and not feel a thing. DO NOT DATE THIS LOSER!!
He dumps you before you realize he’s broke. In and out = little to no investment, perfect for 30k millies.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik my jock used to be so hot for this chick (sweet Jazmin Ive Rodriguez) and then she cut her hair and turning into a model??? she definitely took a few steps backwards, I don’t care for this chick at all anymore. Is it the Jersey curse, a womans natural 25 year cap or something else? I don’t get it mr richie, I just don’t get it. Jazmin why’d you have to shatter my dreams like that, you’re such a dreamkiller.
Why is she getting undressed in a porta potty?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, asking your thoughts on this New Jersey mom accused of letting her 6 year old daughter go in a tanning booth. I didn’t even know this color of tan existed. Black lip liner.. What? She looks like Flava Flav in her interview. Why is she so much darker in her interview than her mug shot? I’m confused. Help me out, Nik.
Don’t Toddlers and Tiaras start tanning at the age of 2?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this guy Ray on blast. He has given himself his own nickname of “Crazy Ray.” He even gets it sewn into fitted hats. The kid lives at home, has a leased BMW, and works at his parents restaurant. All he talks about is how much he drinks and how many girls he’s banged. There is one problem though, no one has ever seen him with a girl and everyone has seen him turn down shots when people buy a round and no one’s ever seen him have more than a few drinks. That doesn’t seem all that crazy to me. He also brags about buying bottles yet when the bill comes kid gets T-Rex arms. Hearing him talk you would think he was a body builder, sports expert (don’t think he’s ever played a sport, and God’s gift to everyone. It’s funny because this kid and all his friends were such losers in high school and college and now think they are some kind of cool because they go to Djais (a club at the Jersey shore) in the summer 4 nights a week.
His unibrow looks drawn on.- nik
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