Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Wanted For Murder

May 17, 2013 Fresno, Jersey, The Dirty 45 87,010 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I bet the lawyer deserved it.  Here’s a quote from his facebook regarding the event “what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house… walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their f*ckin load in you? what would you do?”

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This guy is nuts.- nik



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Governor Chris Christie Is A Cheater

May 14, 2013 Jersey, The Dirty 65 85,298 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m very disappointed in my Chris Christie.  As a fat person I looked up to him for inspiration because he is always fighting against fat bullies and feels the pain of a fat person living in America. But now I found out he got a tummy tuck and his cheating has greatly devastated me.  I feel like everything he stood for is a damn lie.  He is a cheater and needs to be out of office ASAP.

Don’t hate the man because he took the easy route. CC will be skinny and he will make fun of fat people soon… “I remember when I was a fat ass.”- nik



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Why Are All My Children Girls

May 12, 2013 Jersey, The Dirty 206 84,666 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am Muslim.  I have 2 wives 9 children total with both.  I love all but killing me inside because all my children are girls.  I don’t understand why keeps happening.  I start to think it’s because I be homosexual.  I always been attracted to men, but my religion is against, I fight it and have sex my wives.  All my friends have little boy, I’m the only doesn’t.  Think you a gay genetic that is causing?  Are you Muslim, do you get?

I’m not Muslim. Don’t fear your religion brother… fear will make you gay. You need to add a new wife that looks like a man, then you will have a baby boy.- nik



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High Standards

May 8, 2013 Jersey 0 7,218 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: OK! I & the rest of NY & NJ have had enough of Gissela Moreno. This is not a “hating” post, she deserves this & more for what a shit person she is & maybe, just maybe will learn a lesson from this finally!! She is by far the biggest hypocrite. All she does is post how classy she is & how she hates drama, but yet causes drama & does exactly what she talks about other girls doing! At the same time this bitch meets this poor guy, she makes it “official” in March & also posts that she’s 12 weeks pregnant! Lol Really? Is she out of her mind? Then I thought, okay, maybe she has changed her ways & will stop running her mouth & be a better person, but nope she’s on FaceBook talking shit what a hoe someone is. (Boy, this guy has no idea for what he’s in for. She hates to work, beyond lazy, doesn’t have a college degree & looks like this guy has some decent money. She’s such a money hungry hoe & now she’s bringing a poor child into this world- this guy is screwed!) WISE UP BITCH, don’t you think it’s time to grow up & shut the fck up? WE ALL DO! You’ve done nothing but put people on blast & now it’s your turn! Pay back is a way bigger bitch than you can ever be.

That looks like the moto of a gold digger.- nik



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Carli Bybel Needs To Be A Dirty Celeb

May 7, 2013 Jersey 20 7,698 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I know your deal with brunettes. You believe girls that are blonde look better, but Carli Bybel is the perfect girl.  She is also an attention wh*re and I wanted to know why we haven’t made her a DC yet?  We need someone to rep for Jersey.

I don’t understand the clumpy fake eye lash look. It’s gross to me… comb that sh*t out.- nik



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Kat Seta Claims She Is Facebook Famous

May 7, 2013 Jersey 0 6,117 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is KAT SETA the biggest wh*re on Long Island and self proclaimed “Facebook Famous”.  She gets over 800 likes from random men, she’s disgusting and had an abortion with Jake Duncan and she can be seen at a club/bar called Bedrock in Uniondale Long Island shaking her (nonexistent) “ass”.

I see potential baby names written on her side.- nik



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