Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | January 28th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I frequent TheDirty.com a lot and also am a big fan of survior..big brother and amazing race. So today CBS released the official cast for this upcoming season AmazingRace 20 and it looks like the “normal” network (cbs) and show that everyone loves and watches with their families on sundays now has the MTV Jersey Shore rubbing off on them.. the cast is diverse, but they put 2 guidos in there. What do you think about this?
**I can’t believe Scooby and I didn’t make the final cut for AR 20 but these two douchebags did.- JV
People still watch this show?- nik
Posted in Jersey | January 27th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these messes are Hope Spangenberg & Mike Barilla (yeah, just like the pasta). The girl thinks she’s the sh*t & gonna be a NY mode one day. Her man piece before this one was a man in his late 40s who had $$ from pizzerias. She moved to FL with him for a while & had an ok pizza place out there, she came into a fair amount of money from an inheritance, dropped the grandpa & came back to NJ. The dude on the other hand is way worse!! Borrows money from friends that he never pays back & his parents who work hard for all they have. His ride now is due to his mommy who gave him a credit card & co-signed. Yet he goes around telling everyone he works for all that he has. BULLSH*T!! His ex before this moved in with him after he kicked 2 roommates (1 he borrowed a lot of money from) out & helped him lower his debt before he kicked her to the curb. This kid used to be on XPeeps trolling for p*ssy & his girlfriend now used to come over for “naked parties” & not leave for days (when she was around 18, she’s 21 now & he was at least 23). Years before these 2 got together, he bet one of his guy friends that he could fck her before the other dude ever got her number. Match made in Heaven right??? These 2 need to be put on blast because they’re fucking fake as sh*t, turn their backs on people when they don’t like something someone says or when someone can’t bail them out whenever they’re broke. So tell me Nik, what do you think?
The guys just taking advantage of a strung out chick (string bean girlfriend).- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | January 27th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she’s only 17 years old but she is already destined for greatness. Although she is still very young and kind of has the most annoying personality on the planet she is the prettiest person I know. So Nik if say she was a year older, is she your brunette?
I do not judge 17 years olds. Ask me next season.- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty, Would You? | January 26th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are a very picky man and very hard to satisfy. This is Michelle, a Jersey beauty queen. Just curious, would you with this Dime Piece? I don’t see how you cannot, if you say no… we all know you is bullsh*tting.
Answer: No, why does she have a lump on her vagina?- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty, Would You? | January 26th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Karizma (that’s her real name). She thinks shes the hottest thing to come out of Jersey (not like that’s an accomplishment) Every guy thinks shes so hot, are they not seeing what I’m seeing? She looks like a giraffe… She has big boobs but then again mine could look like that if I wore a A cup Bikini top. I really didn’t want to post this because she loves attention… So Nik, Would you?
Answer: No, look at her nipple placement in the last image. Who are her breasts looking at?
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | January 18th, 2012
Tune in next Wednesday night to Nik Richie Radio as we have “The Unit” from Jersey Shore on our 25th show. Find out what really happens when the camera’s are off and the pressure The Unit must have trying to save a once popular show called “The Jersey Shore”.
Posted in Jersey | January 13th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is 18 years old and dropped out of high school to work at Burger King. She thinks she’s all that, and likes to flirt and get with every guy she’s friends with. She does pepsi all the time and thinks she’s the hottest thing ever. Nik, would you get with this?
Answer: No, the only foreseeable future for her is as a stripper..and not a very good one.
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | January 13th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ryder is living up to her name. She is doing all she can to get famous. This chick needs to brush her yellow teeth. She is white trash. And she will one day realize that is all she will be deep down.
I wonder if Vinnie could feel anything when he was inside of her?- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | January 12th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this b*tch on blast AGAIN. This girl Kathryn Butler aka Brooklyn from exploited teens and Gina Lynn Productions who’s calling herself “Kat Von B” now, a cheap rip off of Kat Von D. She is on the cover of some magazine but I’ve never even seen this magazine in stores. She really thinks just cause some radio station was talking about her in NY that she’s famous. Notice how she didn’t mention WHAT radio station? Speaking of radio stations, I know for a fact that she went on the Kid Chris Show and shoved a permanent marker up her cooch while on the air. This b*tch is a disgusting waste of human life. Please put her on blast again!
I forgot what we use to call that Douche… was it Foolzio or something? Not the chick, the dude proud to take a picture with her.- nik
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | January 10th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik so Jersey Shore has started another season and lo and behold this alien is still finding ways to get Fuc%$& by the guys in the house. Look I know shes on t.v. trying to make a name for herself but seriously the guys need to step up their game. They cant find hotter chicks than this used up wh*re? I know you wouldn’t so I wont even ask Would You.
She takes her name way too serious.- nik
