Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

What Is Wrong With The Women Teaching Our Youth These Days

May 7, 2013 Jersey 0 6,759 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is wrong with this country? This former “teacher of the year” won’t serve any prison time after admitting she had a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student. A state Superior Court judge in Newark, New Jersey, sentenced 33-year-old Erica DePalo to lifetime parole supervision. She also will have to forfeit her teaching certificate and register as a sex offender. A tearful DePalo made a brief statement in court Monday expressing regret for her actions, and saying she was trying to rebuild her life. I don’t understand how she or Sarah Jones are allowed to walk these streets with young men everywhere.

The government really needs to enforce a mandatory sexual screening process for new teachers.- nik



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Dirty Financial Advisor

May 7, 2013 Jersey 0 9,094 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick I work with needs to be put on blast. She tells everyone she is an FA at ML, when really Delvina Kolic is just a glorified customer service rep at a call center. She fcked around with my boy and then said she was too hot for him. Are you kidding me? If you can see past her beak you may notice the mac forcefield, and her +2s that her parents bought her are a hack job. She wears tight clothes just to smash them together to try to hide her refund gap. And she always looks dirty, like flaky shit in her hair and last night’s make up kind of dirty. Maybe if she didn’t drink, “party” in NYC and fck around so much, she would have time to shower before work. Can you please put this narwhal in her place?

Her bra needs side support, not bottom.  I decided.- nik



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Ray J Was Far From Hitting It First

May 5, 2013 Hollywood, Jersey 0 8,058 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I’m a big fan of you. Want to know your opinion of Ray J’s new video. After seeing it I think he’s pretty obsessed with KK. He’s been saying his song is not about her but we all know it is. Do you think he’s still in love with her or he’s bitter because she’s bigger than him?

I don’t think Ray J cares and I think he could get KK back if he wanted to.- nik



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Definition Of Parenting Fail

May 1, 2013 Jersey 16 9,725 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is a pure definition of PARENTING FAILURE. Brick NJ family of success… im telling you… it should be a new reality show full of panties-needles-and dd’s…. 3 children,… 3 ways to fail. Nik,.. your thoughts?

Why bother with one in the first place?- nik



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Will Chuck For Molly

April 30, 2013 Jersey, Rutgers 9 6,357 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik she does absolutely nothing with her life except talk BIG FKING SHIT on twitter, but is a chicken shit little ussy in real life, won’t even look in your direction. lost every friend she’s ever had because she’s the fakest bitch on the planet, but claims everyone else is fake and she’s the only real one. claims she’s the hottest bitch out there cause of her big boobs but seems to forget that big boobs don’t compensate for a busted face, fat stomach, and flat ass. girl needs a serious reality check. must be all the drugs she does, but oh, claims everyone else is a scumbag drug addict. all the shit she talks about everyone else is really just referring to herself. got kicked out of school, loses every job she has, but takes pride in her huge career in “club promoting” at some nobody club in north jersey hahahahah idk why i’m even putting this under “colleges” cause she doesn’t go to one. has fcked over 35 guys (yes she keeps count, proud of it) and only just turned 20. let her best friend suck her boyfriends dick right in front of her face just so she could fck his best friend (fair game right). only talks shit about people shes jealous of, which is everyone, cause everyone’s better than her. forever stuck in the high school mentality. had to move out of brick cause everyone hates her. only person she has is her nobody friend alyssa who isn’t even worth mentioning other than that she’ll fck anything that walks. god help her if she ever steps foot in her own hometown again. nastiest sluttiest bitch you’ll ever meet, so pray you never have to meet this fat fck.

Next time you go out you should replace your thong with a diaper.- nik



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Does My Nose Really Look Like Miss Piggy’s

April 30, 2013 Jersey 21 8,199 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone keeps saying my nose looks like Miss Piggy and I think it’s perfect. What do you think?

I think you need a nose job regardless.- nik



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