THE DIRTY ARMY: The consequences of looking in this girl’s direction for more than five minutes is the most persistent, needy, and delusional stalking you will ever experience in your life. Even if you never had a relationship, somehow she’ll convince herself you were soulmates. She’s probably held on to her first tampon because it “fcked” her too once. Cuss her out, say it kindly, be reasonable, and you will only be met with more compulsive and pathetic pursuit. Jen Demura is like a a nasty dose of drd, just when you think you’re in the clear, the bitch pops back up asking for attention, causing drama, even hitting you up for MONEY. The only solution is NOT to fck with this girl in any way, change your number and email, and hope she goes fatal attraction on someone else… It’s not worth it and there’s so many cooler, hotter girls especially in New York. Ultimately, she’s a powerless, lonely bitch and the only way she feels relevant is by causing drama like all the other crazy bitches in the world with daddy issues. I am not the only one to have been stalked, pretty much there could be a self-help group for all the dudes this girl calls up and emails crying for attention. Maybe some blind, deaf, sack of shit will marry her and offer relief but hard to believe there’s any dude out there that dumb.