THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Been DA strong for years ever since a co-worker turned me on to the site back in the day. But anyway, let me get down to dirt. About a year and a half ago I got involved with this chick Joanna. I knew her for a while and then she got a job as a hostess at this bar me and boys frequented and one night she gave me her number and told me to hit her up to chill and maybe do some pepsi. So after hangin out one night when I had some friends over, She starts makin out with me in front of everyone so I took her straight to my bedrooom.. We end up hookin up, and it was amazingg. Like yea we were drunk but I’m talkin half hour or more of all-out every position bangin out… nutted 3 times she had countless orgasms and SQUIRTED all over my bed! I had never been with a squirter before so I was suprised and kinda grossed out and kinda excited at the same time cuz I was gona be able tell my boys I had a squirter… Moving on to the next morning we wake up and she is freaking out, saying she’s sick and had recently started doing heroin and needed to get some. So I felt bad and took her to get it,cuz I had friends that did it and knew they get sick.None of my boys had any, so i drove and she showed me where to go in newark to her dealer and I paid for it cuz I felt bad and didnt want her to be sick. I had tried almost every drug in my years but never dope, (I’m 26, she 20). So we continued to chill for couple weeks, ( I should have turned and ran the minute she told me she did dope) but she was so hot and the sex was amazing and she could deep throat my greg like a champ. Eventually I end up tryin the h*roin with her and fell in love. So through this past year2012 we go through so much together, are madly in love with each other, we do everything together, but our families have found out about our drug use. So I went away to a rehab in florida for a month, but started using again when I got out because she was still using when I got back. She’s been in and out of detox places. So now at this point I’m working and stealing copper spools of wire to sscrap to support our habit, and she steals from stores.She ends up getting kicked out of her house and is liviing with me. But a couple months ago we got arrested together coming back from Newark. Now our families dont want us to see each other until we get clean. So we have been sneaking around and hanging out when we can, to hook up and get high. I got fed up and went to a detox center and while I was there my girl was at her grandmas kicking and taking suboxone. But when I got out, she wanted to immediately go get dope with me. So I started getting high with her again. But then one day my parents took my keys to the whip in hopes to deter me from being able to drive out to get dope. So my girl starts gettng rides to get us shit from her gf, who also gets high. But shit starts getting weird, she keeps making up excuses and stories when they get back from picking up, saying theres not enough for me or something happened. So she’s being shady, I can’t call her house cuz her grandma won’t let me talk to her and she cant call me cuz her grandma stands there to see who shes calling.(she has no cell phone). So I got my keys back couple weeks ago and I sneak into her house thru window. Every night she’s sayin how we’re goin to get clean and save up and get a place and get married. Anyway Long story short, her gf who was givin her rides just informed me that Joanna has been hangin out with her ex bf for the past few weeks. This lyin b*tch bro, playin me and this other kid out. And he doesnt get high shes hiding that from him too cuz he would dip out of there. Her gf told me everything I felt bad that Joanna put the poor girl in that position thats f*cked, and she couldnt take it anymore. So all in all, Im really pissed off and wana break sumthin, but at the same time I’m almost relieved that I never have to deal with her and the drugs anymore. I’ve been clean for a week and am just using this whole f*cked up situation as incentive to get my sh*t together and move on with life. I feel bad cuz shes just gona use him until she gets bored or finds somebody else with more to money. She got me into dope, basically took a year of my life, but I’m comin out on top. She doesnt deserve happiness and she never will be happy , still can’t believe she would do this to me I”m still in shock kinda.but f*ck it Put this lying manipulative self centered sloot scumbag on blast and warn the masses. Karma’s a B*TCH you dopehead, you’ll get yours…

Summarize!  I’m not even sure if you added her name in that rant.- nik