Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Jersey’s Stephanie Mangini

March 26, 2013 Jersey, Rutgers, The Dirty 41 84,472 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Stephanie Mangini. I want to say I know all of this because I got my greg wet with this girl.  She has been the biggest wh*re since middle school and even before that. Her front 4 teeth are fake because she got into a fight with a some spanish girls she talked sh*t to.  Check out who she was hanging out with… poor Situation that guy is done for.

The first image looks like true love. I haven’t heard the name Situation in awhile. Is that guy still alive?- nik



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Who Is Jill Doll Kiddin’

March 22, 2013 Jersey, The Dirty 65 83,333 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Jill Cisternino, aka Jilly Doll, aka typical escort/Jersey trash. She’s been on your site before, and really needs to be called out.  She really think she’s a “model”. If so, Jill who so you model for? I suppose paying someone to take your photos, to post on Sugar-Baby sites, is now considered “modeling”.  Even with tons of airbrushing you can’t help hide she has no Ass, Overdone Fish Lips and layaway tattoos. She’s a joke and needs to just admit to the herself and the world she’s an escort…not “a model”.

I’m really having trouble believing this is a girl.- nik



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Melusine Got Creepy On Me

March 19, 2013 Jersey, Rutgers 17 5,562 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your help!!! This girl Melusine is from Ocean Grove New Jersey and is a complete stalker. She started messaging me and I told her very nicely “no offense but I’m not attracted to big girls”. This is when she got creepy. She told me that she is not a big girl and proceeded to send me her ModelMayhem profile so I could see how she is so sexy. She has herself listed as “Athletic body”… haha…. I am so sick of fat girls calling themselves a million different things besides the truth…. athletic, curvy, fabulous etc. I looked at this girls profile and it says she weighs 180lbs!!! and if you look at her pictures you can obviously see that she is very chubby… with stretchmarks on her stomach and loose flabby skin on her arms and she told me “look at my photos and try not to j*zz all over yourself”. So I need your advice or outlook. Why is it that big girls seem to be in denial about their bodies? I am not perfect but I am self aware of my flaws and what i need to work on… however this girl seems to think she is some amazingly hot model. What is your take?

I don’t see muscle in the 180 pounds.- nik



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Ultra Miami Vs. Ultra Trenton

March 19, 2013 Jersey 9 9,293 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is it that I see all these posts of hot chicks at Ultra? It seems as though good looking birls attend this festival but all the girls that I have talked to that are going are all ugly. Just a warning if you are going to Ultra in Trenton, these are the types of girls that you will be seeing…. yuk.  Anyway, don’t think you will see girls that look like Miami Ultra at Trenton Ultra.

I didn’t know Ultra did multiple locations.- nik



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Warning To Girls In The Area

March 19, 2013 Jersey, Rutgers 49 6,617 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guys name is Ernie Muska he likes to get on the good side of girls mainly on facebook. Once he does he goes all against them. He did this with a really good friend of mine where he posted her on here and on another site. It ruined her life. I am posting him on here and the other site to give him a taste of what he did. Let this be a warning to all. You cannot mess with people without thinking that it would come back to bite you.

He looks pretty cool to me..- nik



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Jessa Scott, Jersey Special

March 18, 2013 Jersey, Would You? 7 7,536 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Jessa scott and she thinks she is hot, i wanted to know if the GREAT Nik ritchie would bang such a ho*? My brother and his friend banged her at kean University and they said it smelt like a fish market!! I been trying to figure a good nickname for this trout, I think she has a fat face…… so nik would u?

Answer: No, I take my own advice and steer clear of colorful heads.



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