Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Where Are The Parents In Jersey

March 16, 2013 Jersey, The Dirty 195 82,397 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in New Jersey, parents give up on their children at around age 13 and let them start their porta potty training early to get ahead of the game. Apparently having your ugly daughters wear lingerie at parties is acceptable at the Jersey Shore. Talk about training to be ho’s, no class, and no parents. Nothing is worse than ugly girls in Lingerie. Nik, is there any hope for New Jersey at all with ugly girls like these thinking they are hot?

I’m not sure if I’m even legally allowed to look at these images?- nik



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Which Is Bigger, Mouth, Nose or Ass

March 7, 2013 Jersey 7 6,483 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch Breanna Sutcliffe thinks she is gods gift to the human race. First off, if your in a band she will blow you just to say she knows the band. She will suck off anyone with any ties to getter her in the “in” crowd. She posts pictures of herself constantly making the most retarted faces ever. She has had more jobs in the last year than i cant count on fingers and toes and to top it off she plays all of her ex’s constantly and just recycles them. She is will air your business to anyone. She has the IQ of a snail and will use ANYONE just to leech off of you. Shes just a dirty whore that needs a reality check. This dumb bitch needs to be put on blast.

I’m not at liberty to say.- nik



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Mike Wilkerson

March 6, 2013 Jersey, Rutgers 9 7,285 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This dirtbag Mike Wilkerson is the dumbest person in New Jersey… so basically the dumbest of the dumb. Of course like every black dude, he claims he is “gangsta” yet he wears abercrombie and aeropostale. Then sometimes he brags about his mom leasing a porsche… yea… leasing. Not to mention the fact that he drives around his bummy 97 nissan sentra bumping nicki minaj. So which one is he.. gangsta or rich.. lol with his mom having a porsche lease haha. Anyway, the only thing “gangsta” about this kid is his literacy level. Mike cannot speak one full sentence of American English. His rich parents apparently could not afford to pay for him to be educated. He speaks like “he be doin, what he be sayin, who be dat” He also wasn’t even smart enough to get into college yet he lives near Rutgers so like every black dude, he just drives there on the weekends to find a white girl drunk enough to put up with his ugly mug. Just a warning ladies,… little mikey is a bum and a wannabe who has a 5th grade reading level. That who he be!

It comes down to getting excepted, which he wasn’t.- nik



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Kelly Dulak Is Still Stalking Me

March 5, 2013 Jersey 12 10,379 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this bitch on blast again. Apparently the last post didn’t sink in. She’s still stalking me. I dumped Kelly about a month ago and she won’t stop. Originally I thought she was adorable, but boy was I wrong. I get text messages from her at 3 am, telling me the reason she won’t eat is because of me. She says that I am the cause of her eating disorder and she will “fast” until I text her back. This is absolutely one hundred percent crazy. I could care less what she does to herself, as long as she leaves me the hell alone. I’m hoping that if you publish her up here again maybe she’ll take the hint and back the hell off. I had to switch gyms because of her. The people at the front desk would tell me that she would call all day seeing if I was there. To make matters worse, every girl I’m linked to on facebook who has either appeared in a photo with me or commented on my wall has received messages from an anonymous person calling them all sorts of things like fat and ugly. I just want her off my back. Today is the last straw. She sent me a pic message of herself before and after and she told me that her body is more shredded and ripped than this girl I’m seeing and that she’s obviously the better choice. I don’t want a girl who’s shredded and ripped. I want to date a girl who isn’t completely f*cking psycho like Kelly Dulak. Please put her on blast. Let her know how big of a psycho she is. And make sure to include that I do NOT want to go to Ultra Music Festival with her for the last time! She keeps inviting me to go, even willing to pay for my flight and hotel. Crazy, huh?

They don’t make fake racks in Jersey anymore?- nik



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Jersey’s “Hot” Girl

February 26, 2013 Jersey 4 10,205 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love your site and all you do. I’m from South Jersey and recently have seen this girl pop up on my facebook from guys liking her pictures. How is this what is considered hot?? I know I’m from Jersey and most guys standards are pretty low but seriously? She looks like Miss Piggy and her thighs touch. I’m getting really tired of people thinking “thick” is in. Please remind the people of Jersey that the ITG and some shape to your waist is still what is desirable.

Jersey is the worst when it comes to women.- nik



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Do You Find Dom Mazetti Funny

February 25, 2013 Jersey, The Dirty 24 81,850 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to get your opinion on Dom Mazetti.  Everyone finds this guy really funny and all his youtube videos get millions of hits.  Personally, I think he is not funny and don’t know why people are so entertained by him.  Do you find him funny?

He is very informative, but his act is 2010.- nik



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