Watch Out For Stephanie, She Will Drug You And Rob You


Watch Out For This Hooker who Drugs then Robs You

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Stephanie works as a flight attendant for United Airlines. She is also a straight up grade A hooker/theif. She lives in New Jersey but comes to Manhattan every chance she gets. She seeks out very wealthy unsuspecting men and gets them alone either at their place or a hotel.  She drugs them and then steals whatever is in their wallet. I know this because I am friendly with her and she recently confided about her “activites”. Even went so far as to ask me if I wanted to be her “partner in crime”. If you see her stay far away!!

I am never flying United Airlines again.- nik

Dirty Theta Chis


Theta Chi: Rush like a Pig, pigs

Theta Chi: Rush like a Pig, pigs

Theta Chi: Rush like a Pig, pigs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this frat (NOT fraternity) is home to the sloppiest grimeballs on campus. More than half are from Jersey and we all know what that f*cking means. The requirements to being initiated: having the ability to binge drink yourself to death regularly, knowing how to prey on anything resembling a girl and a gpa of 1.2, cumulative. Their slogan: “Rush like a man, man.” Clever, especially considering there is not one man with balls in this entire house. The worst? Brian Fenske, their “leader”. Calling “Fen” your leader is even more embarrassing than saying you’re in Theta Chi at ASU. Sure, there may be a couple gentlemen but most students wouldn’t be caught dead in this pigsty of a house. Their normal party attendees include everyone ever put on the dirty, sad thing is some of these sk*nks are even too good for this slimehole.

I don’t think it gets much more douche worthy than this.- nik 

Lisa Roces Mennella Cell Phone Picture


Lisa Roces Mennella  cell phone pictures!!!!!!!

Lisa Roces Mennella  cell phone pictures!!!!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last post about Lisa Roces Mennella people were saying she would never cheat on her husband well as would say he is selling chicken while you pluck the hell out of me Lisa knows what that meant. I have more pictures but wont go there yet so when she reads this post which she will.. let’s see her get out of this one. Roll the dice Lisa looks like your days are over. I see your forgot we took pictures on my cell phone.

I feel bad for her husband.- nik

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Why The Hell Not


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, HUUUGE fan! You’re site has conviced me I want +2′s.. because with the right DR they look amazing!!!! I am a solid 9.5 pretty much everywhere (I’m not conceited- I just notice the way people look at me) 105p/6ft3/D cup. The only problem is that my boyfriend of 2 years is dead against it! He says I don’t need them and should love my body the way it is. Please explain why any guy wouldn’t want this? Seriously? What is wrong with him!

You are 6’3 with a D-cup? You mean you are getting a lift? Plus, with the wings on your back you are capped at 7.5 only when you have long hair. My advice is to shrink a little bit and go smaller with a lift so you look less WNBA.- nik

You Are Only Making His Head Bigger Nik


Jersey Shore Douche

Jersey Shore Douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to be aware of “guido”/moron Brian. He is becoming quite a fixture on this site. Just the looks of this kid will make you want to punch something. As you can see he prob injects massive amounts of steroids in his body which makes him look all the more stupid. When he goes out to a night club his wardrobe consists of a feminine colored button down shirt with ripped jeans and a trucker hat that says Armani exchange someplace on it. He also wears wristbands like he is on the baseball field or something, oh and lets not forget the earrings in his ears that prob weigh more than his protein shake. I guess he thinks he is on Jersey Shore or something. Please Put him on BLAST!

His chest doesn’t really match his arms. The needle must be hitting the wrong part of the butt.- nik

She Needs A Sugar Daddy


She needs a sugar daddyy

She needs a sugar daddyy

She needs a sugar daddyy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sammy Rae and she thinks she is gods gift to the world.. 23 living off her moms money that pays for her plastic surgery and doesn’t do anything with her, life let alone know how to make her own money… She had her boobs done twice but they still are rock solid… She should have invested in lipo instead of boobs I think personally.She also must be a follower of yours since she listened to your rule and got her nose done too all before she turned 23- she also loves to cover up her ugly-ness with trashy pointless tattoos… She used to post on her facebook that she really wants a sugar daddy and had no sham posting it.. maybe you could be her SD.

Jersey is on the come-up right now. Stay Classy!- nik

Hottest Girl In Atlantic City


AC's #1 Hooters Girl

AC's #1 Hooters Girl

AC's #1 Hooters Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tara McGaha. She is a Hooters girl in Atlantic City, she is the number 1 calendar girl in Jersey without a doubt.  I few of us need to know if you would with this hottie Nik?

Her teeth ruin my life.- nik

Halloween At New Jersey Hooters


Halloween At Hooters

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the latest attraction at Hooters on Halloween. Aren’t the girls suppose to have ‘hooters’ to work there?  This is a sad site of -2′s I have ever seen. Now I can see why it’s a failing franchise, no one is even in the restaurant.

Where are the +2′s?- nik

New Jersey’s Biggest Player, West Coast’s Biggest Tool/Douchebag/Joke


New Jerseys biggest douschebag, guido, PLAYER! Staten Island, Brooklyn, and Long Island girls. BEWARE!

New Jerseys biggest douschebag, guido, PLAYER! Staten Island, Brooklyn, and Long Island girls. BEWARE!

New Jerseys biggest douschebag, guido, PLAYER! Staten Island, Brooklyn, and Long Island girls. BEWARE!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, no this is not the latest character on Jersey shore but you can find this over tan, house music frolicing, pushup doing, overconfident dousche named Brian D. anywhere between Atlantic city NJ and Long Island NY hooking up with 50 different girls at the same time, normally along side of NY’s other biggest player Benny Fresh. He may have a few dollars but what he lacks is a brain. He Has about 600 pics on his fb page of him with different girls he’s gotten with, and for some reason girls still want him. This PLAYER needs to be put on BLAST!

I want to know more.- nik

New Jersey Trash


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her names Marisa Oliveros, this is NOT her first time on this site.  She will always be marked as jersey trash, she used to be the sl*ttiest girl to walk new jersey that would be found in the corners of clubs on an overdose or dancing.  She was the type of girl that was found on the board walk in seaside drunk at 2 in the morning, she is currently turned her life around from being the sl*ttiest girl to the biggest b*tch. She fights ever girl that has something to say and is very uptight about her boyfriend that’s on steroids but obviously they aren’t doing anything for him. Four months ago he cheated on her with Demiana Da Costa-another druggie.  Marisa is so desperate for male attention that she ran back to her current boyfriend less then a month later not knowing he is STILL cheating on her.  Shes stuck in denial because her mother cant even show her morals since she has none herself, Nik, PLEASE put this slob in her place before she gets her ass beat by the wrong person one day SOON.

Easy on the push-up bras Marisa.- nik