THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy named Patrick Robertson, he is the most greasy, ignorant, self righteous little boy you will ever meet. Calls himself party pat but shrimp dick is quite anti-party. Know this individual for an extended period and you will learn that he is the most downright hurting boy in the world. Once upon a time a man named Jessie payed him $50 cash to light a airbomb out of his ass because he was so desperate for smokes to get his fag fix. It’s on youtube check it out! AKA Smeagle Beastiality is his forte, dogs over chicks he always says As you can see he likes it in the ass, buy a strap on and you’re good to go. Chilliwack B.C. beware, attempting carpentry is what he does. Give your opinion please and don’t be stingy.Lets get a picture of his face to go along with this embarrassing video.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I present to you your new mascot, lets call him Woody. I think this is what one of Jbobs babies would look like with all the Dur dee dur genes he has. I already called these guys up and I have the next pick of the litter, better step your game up Nik these guys are the way of the future.
What the hell is that thing? It looks like a Bat-Pig.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I heard Justin Bobby’s is performing at Dirty Pretty tonight in Scottsdale. I thought the guy was a stuffed animal… didn’t know he was a real person? Are you or anybody from your staff going to go?
Yeah, our whole staff is going because Gayden, JV and Scooby are opening for Justin Bobby’s band.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you and the DA are a fan of the Sheep (J-Bob’s brother). Well after talking with the new GM at the new Hotel Theodore and others, the Mondrian Sheep is NO MORE. I’m pissed they took this away. It was a staple of the hotel and of “The Dirty”. I offered to purchase one of the three that the Mondrian had but was told they were thrown away. I call BS on that. Regardless, I never went to the Mondrian unless they called me up for equipment (which they never seemed to pay their bills). I will miss the Sheep when I make deliveries to the new hotel and just thought you should know that he is dead and was sent to the trash. I still think the previous GM took one of the 3 JB’s for memories but I could be wrong.
According to Justin Bobby- the Sheep’s alcoholic brother, the Sheep is still alive. He is not in a trash can that is just an Urban Legend. Supposedly he got kidnapped and is being held hostage by former Mondrian employees. If you know of the Sheep’s whereabouts please contact Jbob@thedirty.com.- nik
Hold on… some psycho girl from LA named Julie got my phone number some how. She will not stop blowing me up about getting her cousin off TheDirty.com. Justin Bobby cover me I am going in.
Text War!!!!! Yes, Julie I did text you back that you are fat and have Wrigley gums. Stupid HORSE!
