THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello the Dirty / NIK! My name is Joshua Adrian. I just recently moved to Kingston, Ontario from Kamloops, British Columbia.. I was working at FootLocker in Aberdeen mall, however I have what you would call “sticky fingers. You’re more than welcome to call them. Find their number on Google. I lied on my resume, and told them I had a vehicle (happened to be my roommate who was a single mother) However, I told them that it was my car… and she was just borrowing it. Lies, lies, lies. Oh, I stole 200$ out of my till; And 200$ out of a girls wallet when I worked there. Another thing that may impress you is I also stole from two single mothers. Did bank fraud, because I’m classy. I also stole money from my girlfriend and left town before they left. I thought I was being sneaky by moving across the Country, however my “friend” of nine years is a lot smarter than I am. And know I’m living in RyanDale homeless shelter in your beautiful city. Anyways, you could probably to a criminal record check on me (I would personally, it’s a very long, long, long record) I hope my credentials fit your bill. I have garfield on my arm. And a couple other crappy ones in other places. If you want to know more information, please, look me on google. I’m a great catch, and a great “friend”. Just ask FootLocker in Aberdeen Mall, in Kamloops BC!