KangaRoids Wants You To Ride With Him


Kangaroids wants you to RIDE with him

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Aussie dirty celeb wants you to roll with him in one of his Orange rides, wanna roll in this cool guys car. Furthermore, Nik, when you see a guy rolling in an ORANGE car like this what does it make you think about them?

Makes me think they need attention so bad they will do anything… even make sweet love to young boys.  This guy and Frog need to make a gay sex tape.- nik

Kangaroids and System of a Down?


Kangaroids and System of a down?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik how much of that Dirty money did Kangaroid have to give serj tankian of System of a Down? Serj is to cool for Kangaroids dont you think.

Serj is on acid and trying to decode Kangaroid’s tats like Indiana Jones. I decided.- nik

 

Kangaroids Is Trying To Scare You Nik


Kangaroids is trying to scare you nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Looks like the Aussie Dirty celeb KangaROIDS is trying to send you a message, are you scared.

The tattoo on the back of his head had me at hello, didn’t need the shirt.- nik

Kangaroids And His Douche Friends


Kangaroids and his Douche friends

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is the Aussie KangaROIDS and seeing his friends it just shows you birds of a feather flock together, well in this case those birds are the douche douche birds.

I hope Kangaroids does not share needles with his D-bag buddies.- nik

InCase You Didn’t Know…


More intel on the worlds biggest tool a-hole

Kangaroid gets all the chicks in Newport and he is a tribal warrior.

Let’s Name This Shark


The Dirty Intel on the world biggest tool A-hole

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so doing some research on this Aussie douche a-hole Tim “shark” W*rd he is a super shadey guy and filled with problems and the way he makes money is through others misfortunes and also through intimation and violence. He is a well known Loan Shark on the GOLD COAST, and there are interesting articles on the Government shutting his “legit” business down. BTW Nik, the Dirty Army is saying we call him KangaRoids do you think that is a good name for a new dirty celeb?

I like KangaRoids, it has a nice ring to it… anyone else have any suggestions?  This guy already wants to beat my ass… I am blaming the “R” part in his new name.- nik

The Worlds Biggest A-hole Douche


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to introduce you and the dirty army to the WORLDS BIGGEST A-hole douche bag ever, his name is Tim he is from Gold Coast , Australia and he is the worlds biggest tool, he claims to be a mega baller but he truly looks like Newport white tatted trash. Here is a brief excerpt from his myspace page ” I am a Self Made,,, hard ass,,, son of a b*tch…. I like fast cars,,, Harley Davidson’s and heavy metal music…. i like pissing off society going against the grain…. i like rocking up to fancy ass bullsh*t silver service restaurants in my Lamborghini or Ferrari wearing a t-shirt, baseball cap & camo shorts…. i like bashing the crap out of people who are cruel to animals…. i like to control a room, not just be in a room….. i like wearing gold, Diamonds, Rolex watches & Louis Vuitton…. i like sending my high school headmaster Christmas cards saying “F**K YOU A$$HOLE I MADE IT”" wow can you SAY tool, Nik will you consider him for a dirty celeb because seriously this guy is another classic like Frog, Burrito, Freddy Fags, etc. Hey who knows this guy says he is a baller and a tough guy maybe he can shut down the internet to.

What a loser, with a terrible view… who wants to see houses?  He does remind me of Frog.  DIRTY ARMY, let’s get more intel on this craftsman.- nik