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Rat Faced Horse

Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | March 19th, 2010

RAT FACED CRACK WHORE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jessica other wise known as Capri a ugly ass cr*ck addict whore/rub owner who is sooo spun out on c*ke most days she doesnt even know which way is up LMAO …she likes sit and do dope all day in her place of business all the money she makes she spends getting high what a winner…she posted on here about my girlfriend because she made an attempt to try and be a home wrecker which didnt work because my girlfriends husband is way tooo smart to get mixed up with her and her cr*cked outSTD victim workers…her man is only with her because she is his sugar Mama and pays for EVERYTHING while he laughs behind her back at her stupidity then spends her money on other ppl HAHA look in the mirror hunny get off the dope cause u literally look a RAT on 10 years of cr*ck ….and when u talk ur so spun out u are unintelligable…LOL sooo next time think of something better to do besides post sum absolute bullsh*t on decent ppl dummy no one buys your sh*t …..

By her boyfriend do you mean her pimp.- nik

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Not So Lucky Charms

Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | March 18th, 2010

Not so lucky charms

Not so lucky charms

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, this is Lindsey the “Leprechaun Princess”. Along side her 50 year old boyfriend Mike. Please the first words that come to your mind…and would you? Did I mention that he was married with two kids when they first hooked up. She has no mercy!

Look at his fingers just sink right into her belly…I just lost my appetite.- nik

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DJ Closet Forgy

Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | March 17th, 2010

DJ Douche Bag- Closet Homo

DJ Douche Bag- Closet Homo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Eddie “DJ E” Ru**ell. He is a wanna-be Italian and wanna-be DJ at a local hole in the wall bar. He is a big closet homo and everyone knows it. He is 31 years old and still living the life of a 22 year old. He’s so angry that he is gay that he beat up his ex girlfriend, and put her in the hospital. He walks around Power and Light like he is really somebody and expects people to buy him drinks and give him free cover because he knows how to work a CD player. This guy is about 5′5 and has a pot belly that only the Olive Garden could have made. He claims to be a “teacher” at a local school, when all he really does is baby-sit little purple crayon babies everyday. Who else would let this creep watch their kids?? I know I wouldn’t. This guy is a huge loser and he should still be locked up for his violent tendencies!

I think the only thing that’s spinning in his world is that plate inside the microwave.- nik

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She Had It Coming

Posted in Kansas, Kansas City, Kansas State | March 16th, 2010

She Had It Coming

She Had It Coming

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-this girl really doesn’t know who shes messing with.Im done with her drama,and just her fake ass in general.She thinks shes the hottest bitch around,but all I see is a girl who piles on a sh*t ton of make up.Please,snap her back into reality for all of us!

She should lay off the raccoon eyes so she doesn’t look like a deer in headlights and so her head doesn’t look more unproportioned then it is.- nik

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Abuse Lover

Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | March 12th, 2010

LOVES THE ABUSE!

LOVES THE ABUSE!

THE DIRTY ARMY: This beautiful KC native Kathleen Mo*re loves to have a good time, is nice to everyone, and couldn’t hurt a fly. She isn’t drop dead gorgeous, but she isn’t an eye sore either. She could have any guy she wanted (almost), but keeps going back to this douche bag CODY H*RRIS*N, even after 5+ times of being hit, thrown against walls, getting choked out, whatever he feels might hurt her the most when he gets angry. CUT HIS PAIR AND LEAVE HIS LAME, DOING-NOTHING-WITH-MY-LIFE, CONTROL-FREAK, DOUCHE BAG, BEAT-YOU-TO-MAKE-ME-FEEL-BETTER BROKE ASS…FOR GOOD!.

Treat em like dirt they stick to you like mud, I decided.- nik

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Wannabe Sorority Girl

Posted in Kansas, Kansas State | March 11th, 2010

Wannabe Sorority Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl always is running around the frats with her t*ts? ( non existent ) in everyone’s face. She is an embaressment and kisses ass left and right, NO I do not want to be friends with you and neither does any one else so stop. She isn’t cute and is the biggest airhead I’ve ever met in my entire life. I see shes already in a picture on here but it wasn’t about her.. why? Your turn, your annoying, figure it out..

She has them out to distract you from the rest of her…don’t fall for it.- nik

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Drunkest Sloot in KU History

Posted in Kansas, Kansas City, Would You? | March 11th, 2010

Drunkest Sloot in KU History

Drunkest Sloot in KU History

Drunkest Sloot in KU History

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, try Joni out for size, she’s a pint-sized sloot from Kansas City who frequents Dirty establishments like Brothers Bar and will do just about anything/anyone when she’s drunk. She cheated on her boyfriend of like 8 years multiple times with just about every drunk guy in the Kansas City area, so tell me Nik…Would You?

ANSWER: No, has curvy arms like midgets, a 6 head and baseball bat thumbs like Megan Fox.- nik

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I’ve Found Your Girl

Posted in Kansas, Kansas City, Would You? | March 10th, 2010

I've found your girl

I've found your girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Katie H*yes. She is absolutley gorgeous. Could she be your brunette? although she pretty much rocks every haircolor possible, she always looks good!

Answer: no.  your kidding right, she looks like some weird mutated fish with a hook caught in its lip.

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Nastiest, Ugliest, Slootiest At Kansis

Posted in Kansas, Kansas State | March 10th, 2010

Nastiest, Ugliest, Sluttiest, 2 faced bitch at Kansas

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Blair Hi**, and she is one of the sluttiest whores I have ever met. not only is she cheap and takes everyone elses booze for herself so she can get drunk enough to f*ck every guy that moves, but I am told that if she goes down on you then you will have some teeth marks. I am friends with her friends so I have to pretend to like her but i hate this ugly hoe and so do all my friends both guys and girls. She thinks she is hot and you can obviously tell by this picture that she isnt and that she is fat and ugly and the last guy she was with told me her vagina is the grossest smelling/looking thing he has touched, and he is also going to the doctor tomorrow because after being with her he is itching all the time, so she also has STD’s. If i was any guy out there i would stay away from this skank, and i dont know why you would want to touch this grossness anyway. ewwwwww she is so ugly and fat..

Her legs are chiseled from holding up her way outta proportion, heavy upper body.- nik

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KU Dirty Dancers

Posted in Dirty Cheerleaders, Kansas, Kansas City | March 10th, 2010

KU Dirty Dancers

KU Dirty Dancers

KU Dirty Dancers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the beautiful classy ladies of the University of Kansas. Mind you by beautiful and classy I mean 4.90283 at best and very trashy. These girls represent KU on our Jayhawk Dance Team and run around campus thinking they are hot sh*t. The girl in the pictures’ name is Alex P*y**. She liked the purple crayon althroughout middle school and high school, so much so she was having sex with this purple crayon at the ripe ol’ age of 14. Cute girl none the less, but has loved the bottle since she hit high school, and was notorious for ending up half naked at any party where booze was free. Could you shed some light on these girls who think they run KU and the whole town?

Looks like they are in the right (mens) locker room.- nik

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