Jayhawks Beware


Jayhawks Beware

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche is David Bailey. He is the president of Delta Tau Delta, however you wouldn’t think it with how sleezy he is. He constantly tries to bring one night stands back to his frat castle telling stories of his golf & soccer glory days in high school. Seriously?? Who brags about that? He brought my best friend back to his fraternity house, banged her, and told her to get out. He even had the nerve to tell her he had a girlfriend afterwards. I feel bad for her because it’s almost a known fact that he still messes around. She might want to check herself because that dick could use a shot of penicillin. We need to get the word out about this fraterdouche. Just because you’re a frat president doesn’t mean your above the laws of douchiness.

He writes the laws of douchiness (kinda), so technically he is above the laws of douchiness.  These girls never had a chance, if they only knew that suit was under $50, pants included.- nik

Bottoms Up For Miss Jones


Bottoms up for Ms jones

Bottoms up for Ms jones

Bottoms up for Ms jones

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hah Nik, you got KU’ss biggest slore on here! I can give more dirt. She’s slept with about every frat guy there is at KU. She even writes on her fb about how shes going to get blackout drunk multiple times a week. Even people at Kstate and MU know about her. Including KC. The reason the cops were called to the sorority is cause apparently she was going to commit suicide! Attention seeking much? She portrays this good litl catholic girl thing but really she eats d*ck for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. some guy even told me she loves anal. Bottoms up!

Miss Jones, +2′s will save your life.- nik

Don’t Go Near Ms. Jones


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe this girl hasn’t made it onto this site yet. Nicole Jones is the biggest wh*re in Kansas AND Missouri. She acts like a cute little sorority christian girl, but actually is a cheating, two faced sl*t. She cheated on her bf of 2yrs EIGHT TIMES each with different people. She gets blackout drunk every weekend and her mum believes she’s still this little angel. Police even came to her sorority house one time because of her. She doesn’t take the pill nor uses condoms, so guys, BEWARE. I’m amazed she isn’t pregnant yet. She acts like she’s top sh*t acting drunk in the frats, but really she’s a hot mess. Probably riddled with diseases, so dont go near her without a ten-ft pole guys…you’ve been warned.

I like how that club has electric fans at every table.- nik

Nasty Natalie


Nasty Natalie

Nasty Natalie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl right here, Natalie, is one of the biggest slores in Lawrence KS. She is a freshman at KU but has already slept with the whole football team. Shes thinks she is so hot but I have to ask, Nik, would you??

Answer: No, her heads shaped like a balloon + she’s built like a stick.

Be Thankful You Don’t Live In The Mid-West


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, are you ready for the Pajama Party at Cave?  I hope not.  Its sad how all these people that live in Hollywood, Miami or Dallas are always complaining at their lives like they suck.  Just be thankful you don’t live in Kansas and have to deal with girls like this.

I am thankful. Kansas looks like hell.- nik

Overweight Slore Thinks Shes Hot


Overweight slore who thinks shes hot

Overweight slore who thinks shes hot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Danielle. I ended up “messing around” with her one night when i was drunk and the goggles wore off but it was too late. After messing around with her a little bit got in her hair. The worst part is she has the worst attitude out of anyone i know. and she thinks she’s the hottest girl at ku. After we hooked up she asked if i had any friends for the next time because she liked more than one guy at once. Haven’t replied to her since.

The only reason people think like that is with photoshop ability.- nik

TheDirty Makes Front Page Of KU Newspaper


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA Strong for a year now and this is my first post!!! I moved from Dallas to Lawrence a few months ago to get away from home and go to school. I was a little sad at first because there was never any consistent dirt for this school. I picked up the paper today to find my school putting TheDirty on blast!!! This was unacceptable. If you were to read the article, you would read your typical complaints about people being called out. How this site doesnt accurately represent people. How you wont take pictures down, blah blah blah. Really KU??? This school needs this site. I cant believe this is just now front page news. People are seriously oblivous here. Then again I guess I should of expected that moving to Kansas!! Everyone here has never been out of their element. Money doesnt help you find any kind of fun in this town. Wearing sperries, drinking pbr, and having a purple crayon is considered cool. The greek life here is pretty weak I have yet to find a house full of badass dudes that know how to party. But dont get me wrong some people here are pretty legit, but they are few and far between. Im glad TheDirty made front page news. I want to see more dirt being posted on the chumps and hooch around here. Lets be a little more open-minded around here and not bash sites like this one.  Click here to read full article.

One day the world is going to thank me, hopefully I will still be alive to hear it.- nik

DIRTY ARMY Wins Stephanie Crabtree Lawsuit



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Click here to read the judges full letter.

Today was a solid day for my legal team not only in Kentucky court, but also with this VICTORY in Missouri. This order is not only strong for the future of TheDirty.com, but the future of the internet.

Ladies Beware Of This Women Beater


LADIES BEWARE OF THIS WOMANBEATER

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Cory Backus.  We all thought he moved away for good.  Nope, he’s back and still beating women.  He just got arrested for felony domestic battery.  This isn’t the first time either.  The guys needs major help.  This viscious cycle must stop.  Women of KC beware of guys like this.

Dirty McCurdy


Dirty McCurdy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this one: This is Kelli Dirty McCurdy. She even refers to herself as that via twitter. She will do ANYTHING for attention. She is the most two faced b*tch the world will ever meet, she drinks by herself everyday, and f*cks random guys. She brags about her TWO DUI’S, and all of her money that her family doesn’t even have. She talks sh*t about all of her best friends, even if you just met her. She talks in a baby voice all the time and calls all the “wh*res” who are her friends, boos. They are not your boo’s they don’t even f*cking like you. She competes about everything and always has to be right, she thinks that she is the prettiest bitch in the world. NEWSFLASH YOU LOOK LIKE THE BI-PRODUCT OF A SQUIRREL AND GREMILIN, she is 5 feet of pure devil. She is f*cking nuts, and absolutely crazy. She will do anything for attention including starting fights for no reason, or f*cking her friends boyfriends, behind their back. FYI Kelli, Ryan doesn’t love you anymore, and f*cking Connor or Sean will not make you cool or popular. No wonder Tyrique left your bitch *ss. Now we all know that upon reading this you will 1. Cry 2. Drink by yourself and get another DUI 3. Call your “bffs” that secretly hate you 4. Call your dad 5. Find a lawyer and “file a lawsuit for harassment” GO AHEAD AND DO THAT. People will just think less of you even more if that is even possible. Good Day, F*cking B*tch/C*nt. Sincerely, Your Boo + all of KU.P.S: Why do you only have 4 pictures from your college experience? Wait you don’t have friends to go out with and you go home every weekend. Tell Daddy that I say Hey!