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Abuse Lover
Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | March 12th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: This beautiful KC native Kathleen Mo*re loves to have a good time, is nice to everyone, and couldn’t hurt a fly. She isn’t drop dead gorgeous, but she isn’t an eye sore either. She could have any guy she wanted (almost), but keeps going back to this douche bag CODY H*RRIS*N, even after 5+ times of being hit, thrown against walls, getting choked out, whatever he feels might hurt her the most when he gets angry. CUT HIS PAIR AND LEAVE HIS LAME, DOING-NOTHING-WITH-MY-LIFE, CONTROL-FREAK, DOUCHE BAG, BEAT-YOU-TO-MAKE-ME-FEEL-BETTER BROKE ASS…FOR GOOD!.
Treat em like dirt they stick to you like mud, I decided.- nik
Wannabe Sorority Girl
Posted in Kansas, Kansas State | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl always is running around the frats with her t*ts? ( non existent ) in everyone’s face. She is an embaressment and kisses ass left and right, NO I do not want to be friends with you and neither does any one else so stop. She isn’t cute and is the biggest airhead I’ve ever met in my entire life. I see shes already in a picture on here but it wasn’t about her.. why? Your turn, your annoying, figure it out..
She has them out to distract you from the rest of her…don’t fall for it.- nik
Drunkest Sloot in KU History
Posted in Kansas, Kansas City, Would You? | March 11th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, try Joni out for size, she’s a pint-sized sloot from Kansas City who frequents Dirty establishments like Brothers Bar and will do just about anything/anyone when she’s drunk. She cheated on her boyfriend of like 8 years multiple times with just about every drunk guy in the Kansas City area, so tell me Nik…Would You?
ANSWER: No, has curvy arms like midgets, a 6 head and baseball bat thumbs like Megan Fox.- nik
I’ve Found Your Girl
Posted in Kansas, Kansas City, Would You? | March 10th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Katie H*yes. She is absolutley gorgeous. Could she be your brunette? although she pretty much rocks every haircolor possible, she always looks good!
Answer: no. your kidding right, she looks like some weird mutated fish with a hook caught in its lip.
Nastiest, Ugliest, Slootiest At Kansis
Posted in Kansas, Kansas State | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Blair Hi**, and she is one of the sluttiest whores I have ever met. not only is she cheap and takes everyone elses booze for herself so she can get drunk enough to f*ck every guy that moves, but I am told that if she goes down on you then you will have some teeth marks. I am friends with her friends so I have to pretend to like her but i hate this ugly hoe and so do all my friends both guys and girls. She thinks she is hot and you can obviously tell by this picture that she isnt and that she is fat and ugly and the last guy she was with told me her vagina is the grossest smelling/looking thing he has touched, and he is also going to the doctor tomorrow because after being with her he is itching all the time, so she also has STD’s. If i was any guy out there i would stay away from this skank, and i dont know why you would want to touch this grossness anyway. ewwwwww she is so ugly and fat..
Her legs are chiseled from holding up her way outta proportion, heavy upper body.- nik
KU Dirty Dancers
Posted in Dirty Cheerleaders, Kansas, Kansas City | March 10th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the beautiful classy ladies of the University of Kansas. Mind you by beautiful and classy I mean 4.90283 at best and very trashy. These girls represent KU on our Jayhawk Dance Team and run around campus thinking they are hot sh*t. The girl in the pictures’ name is Alex P*y**. She liked the purple crayon althroughout middle school and high school, so much so she was having sex with this purple crayon at the ripe ol’ age of 14. Cute girl none the less, but has loved the bottle since she hit high school, and was notorious for ending up half naked at any party where booze was free. Could you shed some light on these girls who think they run KU and the whole town?
Looks like they are in the right (mens) locker room.- nik
What You Don’t Know Won’t Hurt You
Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | March 4th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Ashley L** S**, the dirtiest tralier trash whore ever! This chick is disgusting…she had an ex call her on Valentine’s Day one year telling her that she’d given him the herp and she completely ignored it! She’s been knowingly passing her gift that keeps on giving, screwing anything that bats an eyelash at her for the past three years. You should see her during an outbreak- her whole face swells up! She thinks she’s God’s gift to men & she loves her some blow! She works at bars and brings guys home every night. She also enjoys banging the guys her friends are with, I guess its like shooting fish in a barrel for her. Her favorite line in the bedroom is “do you want me to put your balls in me mouth”? Its awesome cuz she says it with an English accent. Its really quite pathetic how much attention this chick craves. So Nik I must know, if she asked with her fake accent, would you?
I think she likes things in and around her mouth, and no.- nik
Who Are You Seriously
Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | March 3rd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is La Marie aka Lakeisha she but i guess thats too ghetto for her. she is such a stuck up bitch, and everything about her is fake. from her eyebrows to her hair. no one she hangs with really likes her i dont even know why she comes arround! word around NKC is she gets down. Nik please put this vicious troll in her place..
I recommend this dude stops wearing dresses and skirts or something may be revealed.- nik
She Stole The Shirt Off Her Own Back
Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | March 3rd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: REMEMBER KATIE, NIK? SHE WAS ON HERE NOT LONG AGO AND RIGHTFULLY SO. SHE IS A KNOWN CLEPTO IN KANSAS CITY AND PROBABLY EVERYWHERE ELSE SHE HAS BEEN. FOR AWHILE THING STOPPED DISAPPEARING AFTER SHE WAS ON BLAST FOR IT THE FIRST TIME BUT NOW THINGS ARE MYSTERIOUSLY COMING UP MISSING WHEN SHE IS AROUND. I WORK WITH HER AND I JUST HAPPEN TO BE MISSING A GIFT CARD AND AN EXPENSIVE MAKE UP BRUSH. HMMMMMM. I NEED HELP GETTING HER A ONE WAY TICKET BACK TO MEXICO. THIS UGLY BI*CH IS PHONY AND IS NOT WORTHY TO LIVE IN KC WITH US HARD WORKING WHITE PEOPLE. THESE PHOTOS PROVE HOW TRASHY SHE IS BUT STUFF MISSING PROVES SHE IS A THIEF..
Are you sure the creeper in the back has nothing to do with all this? He looks like he has something to hide.- nik
3 Little Hoochies
Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | March 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Kaylan, Celeste, and Karla. These three girls think they are hot as sh*t. All they do is spend other people money and party their life away. All that is important to them is looking hot and getting f*cked up. Get a life you dumb whore’s. These girls will f*ck anyone. GUY or GIRL, or other things. They each contain an STD but keep it hush hush. They paint their faces up to hide all the damage from drugs and alcohol. They have all tried to be models but never made it. Take a hint bitches you ain’t cute. You need to move out of K.C. and quit spreading STD’s to everyones men and women..
100 bucks say they share clothes so they can save money and feed their addiction.- nik








