THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I already know I would not bang this chick, the reason’s are listed. I don’t know why I’m even submitting this to ask, would you? This chick is a complete mess! DA Strong!

Answer: No, you can see her side rolls busting out of her top.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve been following your site for 4 years now and have been waiting to come across a girl that you might say yes to.  Well here she is Nik, this breath taking blonde is from Kansas City and any man would in a heartbeat.  So I have to ask you Nik, would you?

Answer: After she got a nose job I would actually think about it. I see potential in her.

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my ex Renee Rivera. She is, to put it nicely, the most devious wh*re that has ever walked the planet. She is a fixture in KC’s gay clubs, going home with a new girl every night. She has stolen thousands of dollars from friends and girlfriends, regularly cheats on her flavor of the week (often times in their own bed), and is always 100% DTF. Her favorite thing to do is get trashed and f*ck someone new in her car, and she can never remember who it was the next morning. She regularly lies and claims to have cancer to get sympathy from people, at any given moment she’s either in chemo or about to have surgery. She also considers herself to be a model, telling people she is always flying to California for $50,000 modeling contracts. In reality there’s no actual photoshoot, just her naked with a camera phone mass texting pictures to every female in her phone. She’s also claimed to have breast implants, when in reality she’s still stuffing her deflated t*ts with Christmas socks. She had a kid at 17 leaving her with a tiger stripe stomach and hail damage, yet she still parades around in a thong nightly. She admitted to me that she has slept with over 100 people, but that was a long time ago and I wouldn’t be surprised if she has tripled the number by now. She leeches off the women she’s f*cking at the moment and her daddy, who pays for her apartment, car and shopping trips. She went crazy recently and shaved her lumpy ass head, cementing her crazy b*tch status. The best part about all of this is she went to school to become a teacher. She is currently claiming to be a kindergarten teacher, but no one knows if she’s telling the truth or if this is like the 20 times she’s claimed to have cancer.

The image above looks like it could be from the school she is teaching at?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Katie Ezell and her minion Jessica Dumbass are back at it again, they are just the most popular girls in Lawrence I mean cant you tell? I see them out every night of the week looking trashy and Who doesnt love girls that are ran through by burnout players and get wasted every night! Right? Ive known these girls since high school and looks like they havent changed a bit? Still trickin for pepsi and poppin pills every day! Arent they just such good role models? Wouldnt you love to get with one of these girls, I mean they are “Lawrence Finest”!

I honestly can’t even decide whose more ugly, maybe the one with the teeth? Oh wait, that’s both.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ashley Booker, a b*tch from garden city Kansas who goes to college at the University of Kansas. this bi*ch acts innocent but gives every guy in the world a blow job. Shes had more d*cks in her mouth then a hooker. They call her Ashley Hooker. and if you see her around school at KU and she thinks ur hot. You can get head. Easily! She has the nastiest hunchback and she acts like she is the complete sh*t. She thinks Victor Ortiz wants her. Uh yea right b*tch. I’m pretty sure the money he is making, he can get better girls. She is one of those rich b*tches who doesnt deserve anything she has. Ive never personally been with her Nik, but i know alot of stories about her and friends. They all party together and get facials from random guys. at a frat partym she gave over 5 guys some dome. in one night! funny shit right?? Put this girl on blast Nik! Do it for ya fans!

Come out from behind that wall and show us that back of yours…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douchebags name is Derek Carlberg. He thinks he is super hot with his spray tan and fake muscles. They are fake muscles because all he does is stick steriods up his a**. He likes to pick on the weaker, like girls because in high school he used to get his a** handed to him, he would walk around school trying to cover his black eyes from the guys that would beat on him. So now he has to take steriods to make up for what he lacked in high school. But Its funny that he picks on others now because if anyone was to find out what i know they’d pick on him. He has some issues down below…he can’t get a hard on because he’s got ED because of his steriods. 22 years old and has to take viagra–stay away from him ladies, not only does he have to take viagra he is not packing very much as it is. Him and his tool friends think they are hot sh*t saying they get b*tches. But really all they get is a d*ck in the ass from each other. Everyone questions their sexuality. But this *ss hole on blast for me! Thanks!

Guys on roids are usually a lot bigger, must be doing some bunk stuff/making his friends stick things in his butt for him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this desperate slore named Gabi Goldstein is a frosh at University of Kansas and is easily the definition of nasty wannabe prostitute. She will f**ck anyone and everyone that asks for it. She’s been known to hunt guys down after bars and throw herself on top of them. No guy will hook up with her unless they’re a bottle deep, And buys liquor for guys strictly for that purpose. Take a look for yourself

Snazzy cement wall you have there, I kinda understanding the porta potty pic (last pic).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashleigh Gray and her army of sloots. Everything they talk about, post pictures about and breathe is alcohol and itty bitty outfits. They strut around campus and through the bars like they own the place and are only FRESHMEN. It’s simple enough- they buy the smallest, tightest outfit in the store, buy the cheapest booze, get drunk and post these AWESOME pictures of it.

Sounds like Freshman year to me. I bet these girls have already bought their outfits for Spring Break in Mexico.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s no secret that most KU sorority girls are wh*res but these two DG’s definitely take the cake, sh*t they take they whole bakery. Sally and Sarah love getting passed around the same group of dudes and gladly open their legs for literally ANYONE, even their best friends boyfriend. Although they may be cute they are the laughing stock of Lawrence and it’s no mystery why they don’t have boyfriends or any real friends for that matter. These girls are so sleezy Sarah even refers to herself as slaymen, go figure. Let this be a warning to any and all guys living in Lawrence, you may be next. But who knows, they’ve probably already fucked your roommates.

How much you want to make a bet that they have licked each others carpets?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: HERE SHE IS AGAIN. I HOPE NONE OF YOU HAVE FORGOT ABOUT KATHARINE (KATIE) BYARD. THAT BITCH! SURELY EVERYONE REMEMBERS HER. ONLY THE BIGGEST WHORE AROUND THE ELDO AND LAWRENCE AREA. SHES FROM ELDORADO BUT NOW ATTENDS KU. ALSO BEING IN THE SORORITY CHI-O HOES. I GUESS SINCE SHE WAS LAST ON HERE ALEX FINALLY GAVE HER THE BOOT AND FAST ENOUGH SHE WAS ON TO THE NEXT WITH ROSS. IN JUST TWO WEEKS OF BEING TOGETHER HE ALREADY TOOK HER TO CALI. JUST A MONEY HUNGRY WHORE. IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW SHE HAS MANY DRD’S FROM ALL THE DUDES SHES BEEN WITH OVER THE YEARS SO WATCH OUT. I ALSO SAW SHE WAS UPSET FROM BEING ON THIS SITE LAST TIME, BITCH YOU SUPPOSED TO BE BAD. BUT INSTEAD WHINNING ON HER FACEBOOK LIKE IT WAS SOME BIG SURPRISE. SHE SHOULD KNOW IF YOUR GONNA ACT DIRTY YOUR GONNA BE ON THE DIRTY… BESIDES THAT, THE WHOLE CAMPUS HAVE HEARD ABOUT HER SEX STORES, ANAL BEING HER FAVE. (SHOULD PROBABLY WATCH WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOUR DRUNK) I THINK THE DUDES HIT IT FROM THE BACK CUZ THEY DONT LIKE THE WAY HER FACE LOOKS. OR SHES JUST TOO STANKY IN THE FRONT. EITHER WAY SHES SLEAZY AND EASY! AND LOOK AT THE PHOTOS THAT EXPLAINS IT.. NASTY BITCH. ID HATE TO BE WAKIN UP TO THAT EVERY MORNING. AND JUST SO YA KNOW YOUR NOT POPULAR YOUR VAJAY IS! AND TRUST ME BITCH NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF YOU, ANY GIRL CAN GIVE OUT FREE PU**Y! XOXO KU’s Finest!!!!

I don’t read capslock, try again.- nik