Wanna Be Situation


why be lebanese when you can be jersey?

why be lebanese when you can be jersey?

why be lebanese when you can be jersey?

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, anywho this is “mikey” slutsbini. He’s fresh on the market, being he just got over his ex and he is tearin it up! & i thought i knew the def of toot and boot. I think he bring a new meaning to it, maybe uhm…. sketch to the fest? :D Ok so all the while he’s making out with 10s at docs & dnd he leaves with the classic 5 minors. I mean hey, if i were 18 i would get with him for sure, don’t get me wrong. but there is nothing right about a twenty sum getting with an 18 year old.

It doesn’t matter how old you are. You should be ashamed of yourself if you hookup with this guy.- nik

She Is The Total Package


Shes the total package.

Shes the total package.

Shes the total package.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the total package. Her name is Hannah. She’s beautiful, very smart, funny, down to earth and one of the nicest girls ive met. Not to mention she has perfect huge REAL tits. They are so perky you might think they are fake but i know for a fact they are not. Her legs are a mile long. Shes always down for a good time. And she knows how to party.What do you think?

I think if she is the total package, I’d like to return it.- nik

Wife Cheater


Cheater

Cheater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is about Blake Edwards. He has been married and he was with a woman for several years. He has two wonderful little boys that he does not help take care of because he does not have a job. He say’s he can not get a job because he is a felon. He hardly ever see’s his boys and he say’s that his soon to be ex wife is keeping them from him but I know that this not true. All he has to do is call the house that she staying at and he can go and see the boys. He has cheated on this poor girl I don’t know how many time’s. After he said he wanted to get divorced when she was 5 months pregnant with there 2nd son he got with another girl and they became boyfriend and girlfriend. He lie’s, cheats, and steal’s. If he would pull his head out of his ass I know that he could have a nice family with a woman that loves him. I have no clue why but she still love’s him. I just want everyone to know what kind of person he is the. The pictures are of him and his new girlfriend.

His wife will take him back after she sees the bottom picture where it looks like he has super powers.- nik

Blue Springs Trashball


Just another trashy girl from Blue Springs...

Just another trashy girl from Blue Springs...

Just another trashy girl from Blue Springs...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amandaa Cambron is just another piece of trash from Blue Springs, she loves to fight, and likes to f*ck peoples boyfriends. She is hideous and looks like a man. She is a HUGE b*tch! Since she is the size of an ogre she thinks she is big and bad and can take any one in a fight, including full grown men. She is always down to get messed up and smoke a bunch of cigs… Nik Just look at these nasty pictures of this b*tch.

Hike up the gym shorts a little higher; I can still see that face.- nik

Beautiful Brunette Is A Dime A Dozen In Kansas


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you asked for some more body shots of the beautiful brunette in the listing. We’ll here some are, I’m not facebook friends with her so I can only get into some, maybe someone else can submit some. Her face is still stunning, and her body is more fit than some of the dirty celebs like Udders or Leper, her body could use a little work but could be much worse. She’s a dime in a dozen in Kansas.

I guess this is what normal looking looks like… In my eyes I think she is a 4.88726671 only because of her eyes everything else on her looks soft and “cute” (the cover up cute, like the nice term for chubby).- nik

ALSO SEE: Would You With This Beautiful Burnette

Would You With This Beautiful Burnette


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this girls facebook through a friends page and I thought hands down she was one of the most beautiful girls in the Wichita area. Her name is Kristen S. I know you prefer blondes but after I saw her pictures I just had to ask, would you?  I mean the girl is near perfect and you know she is no bottle rat or anything like that.

Answer: She is still a little fat in the face for me, but her eyes distract me a little. I need more body shots first before I make any irrational decisions. She looks naturally average at the moment.

Biggest Douchebag


Gold's Gym's Biggest DOUCHE BAG!

Gold's Gym's Biggest DOUCHE BAG!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This douche bag’s name is Josh Wade. Originally from Lake of the Ozark but now resides in KC. He works at Gold’s Gym but has no gym body! He is the biggest douche bag to ever go to that gym. Actually his body is full of nothing but nasty hair. He has a very very small greg so ladies watch out, or should I say men watch out. I think he like’s guys a little more than women. He thinks he is the SH*T! He will constantly tell you how he and his friends are so much better than you but he can’t even pass a semester of community college. This kid is 23 and a f*ckin joke. Someone needs to open his eyes up to reality and tell him he’s only a piece of sh*t. He has horrible hygiene and never takes a shower. If he’s not a Gold Gym working his pathetic job he’s at a local bar or sleeping. He is the laziest f*cker I have ever met and he works at a GYM…who gave him this job? What a joke!

Nasty Stripper Mom


Nastiest B*tch I know

Nastiest B*tch I know

Nastiest B*tch I know

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Abby Jones, for whatever reason she likes to go by Ms\’Vuitton even though she owns maybe 3 Louis Vuitton things that she constantly photographs herself with. This b*tch needs a serious reality check. She strips at a hole in the wall club, always talking about how much money she makes yet she can\’t afford to keep her phone on and barely spends anytime with her little baby girl. She\’s always talking about \”f*ck family, make money\” when the b*tch really isn\’t making that much money. She thinks she\’s so hott always taking pictures of herself with her nasty stretch marks and saggy t*ts. She tried to fool everyone into thinking she went down south to model then ends up getting arrested down there for prostitution. This chick is a sad joke and quite frankly I feel bad for her child. When she actually spends time with her child she puts her in terrble situations like sets her in the truck of her car, or puts her baby on a bed and turns her back on her to take nasty pictures. She\’s a money hungry wh*re with no class. Please give this b*tch the reality check she needs.

Was anyone else hurt in the accident that mangled her face?- nik

ITC’s Source


ITC's Herpe Source!

ITC's Herpe Source!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Andy Seibert, 28 years old. Born and raised in Wichita KS. He works as a TPA at the Wichita Mid Continent Airport. Hes about 5’3 dark brown hair, and face is to large for his body. He would be a great candidate for a star trek movie. Swing dances every Sunday night. He is sweet talking young girls into thinking he’s a “nice guy” and the robbing them of their innocence with out protection and infecting all of them with stuff then tossing them to the wayside. He is accusing these virgin girls of giving it to him! Ladies and girls STAY AWAY from this creep! Hes got his hands full juggling multiple girls. These girls are too nice to see him for what he is, but Im not afraid to call him out. His sister died several years ago in a drunk driving car wreck and he uses it to get sympathy from everyone. This guys stench is so bad you can smell it from miles out!!

He’d be a perfect candidate for a rogaine commercial.- nik

Ah Oh Spagettio


Herpes for you and now me :(

Herpes for you and now me :(

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I guess this is a cowardly way of going about this but Ive tried to get in contact with this guy and he keeps ignoring me :S I met this guy a month ago at a club, thought he was hot blah blah one thing led to the next n I ended up sleepin with him. Im super cautious about things especially when im sleepin with new ppl so i made him wear a condom, he kept complainin he couldnt feel anything and assured me over and over he was clean so I gave in and he took it off..hes the only guy id been with in the last 2 months, i broke up wiht my bf few months back and got tested cuz i thought he was cheating on me and i was clean..well i had a sick feelin after sleepin with this guyso i got tested right away…Ive tried and tried to call/text him and he ignores me, blows me off etc. I know hes a player which is no big deal cuz i just wanted sex but i want to warn other girls to beware and be more careful.

Is that your secret hideout where you bring all your buddies?  “what happens in the tunnel, stays in the tunnel” is their moto.- nik