The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Hector and Aaron aka Heron. These two purple crayon trannys are everywhere the black meat is at. One of them goes by Larena Calderon some kind of admissions rep at National American University. The other one goes by Terri May acts like its ballin but just spends all the money from the tricks it turns.Yea typical Kansas City wanna be rapper croud drama lovers. So make sure you make it out to the next unsigned never to be signed Americas Pub Thursday Nightmares. Guaranteed to see these trannys or just check out the Backpage.

I think we’ve seen these tranny’s before.  Don’t they have some kinda 2 for 1 deal..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, say hello to Fireman Jason, the predator. Hide your kids, he likes alone time with them. I dated this roid rager and he was only after my kid. He wasted no time trying to get alone time with my kid. Can you say RED FLAG. He would come over and always “ACCIDENTLY” walk in during bath time. I broke it off with him because it is so obvious what he is. You will probably see him at your local middle school. So single moms beware!!

He must make a killing (with LG’s) come Christmas time dressing up as an elf.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat pig, wannabe ladies man thinks he KC’s hottest swinger. He has never owned his own home, when he’s not living in his mommy’s basement he’s leaching off his latest find from club four play. All the while he is claiming to be disabled, yet still working cash only jobs, I didn’t know being fat, stupid, and lazy was a disability, wouldn’t the state love to know that. Women watch out for this nasty piece of scum, you never know if he is after your money, your home, or your friends… that’s including the men! He is so delusional he will tell you how he is big time rancher, is latest wh*re owns the closest thing to a farm he has seen in 50 years. I don’t know how he gets these new who*es, not like he can afford the Viagra or does welfare pay for those too?

This is the uncle you should watch out for.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Clarissa is a girl who was raised to do whatever the hell she wants, whenever she wants. She walks all over her parents, makes them feel like sh*t about themselves, and likes to use others to her own advantage. She used to claim to be “bisexual”, but only used it to get more attention from guys, but she ‘magically turned’ straight. You’d need at least five people’s pair of hands to count half of the people she’s slept with, because her legs fly open easier than a broken screen door. She claims to be a “juggalette” and bases her whole personality around this. We all know that juggalos are just a big “family” of inbred retards. She treats people like sh*t, uses them, and then a few years later when you run into her, she acts like she never wronged you. Often times she’d wear two push up bras in a desperate attempt to make her breasts look twice as big as they really are. She doesn’t have any respect for herself, others, or animals. The world would be much better off if she was just put down, because she’s just an attention wh*re!!

I’d hide any sharp objects with this chick around.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Jason Littleton, and he just might be the biggest douche ever. He’s from New Jersey and he’s pretty f*cking proud of it, he also went to prison for 4 years for beating his first wife and for that he can’t see his little girl. He’s a perverted 28 year old who only looks for the fresh 18 year olds because, and I quote “who wants a loose used up p*ssy?” He pretty much just hangs out with his 19 year old brother and his friends and bitches when he’s left out of something. And he will never ever shut the f*ck up, he talks in circles and every single sentence starts with “When I was in prison…”, “Back in Jersey…”, and “I was with this one girl..” He’s totally irresponsible, f*cks a different girl every week, doesn’t deserve to be a father and is just a douche. He thinks he’s just the toughest sh*t in kc cause he’s from Jersey, he really needs to be put into place or man up and grow up. Most men his age are already married and have a career. Also, wtf is up with his neck tattoo? Lol.

That quote of his is pretty much saying “I have a small greg”.  nice cover-up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this guy is a complete douchebag. His name is Daniel Finley. He is the kind of person to go out with a girl be completely fake in the beginning like be whoever she wants him to be, not like the girl makes him. Wait’s till they are like 100% okay with him then he has sex with them and dumps them two weeks later. He has done it to over 6 girls, and has taken 2 of the girls virginity’s. I know that one of the girls tried to stay friends with him because they were really close prior to them dating for about 7 months. But she ended up going over there he made out with her, had sex with her and treated her like nothing happened with them breaking up. Then the next day they spent all day together. And the next week he wouldn’t even talk to her. This guy is the biggest douche he has no concern for other peoples feelings. The reason why he broke up with his last girl friend, he was ‘tired of having someone always depending on him to be there’. I do believe in Karma, and boy does this guy have a lot coming to him.

I’d think the wiener  mobile could pull more then 2 virgins, its got its own song LG’s love that.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Dalia Hussein and Lamees Aljarrah, Kansas Cities local sk*nknaymic duo. These two party like no other leaving anywhere they go drunk and tumbling over each other in the race to see who can get laid first. They target all FOB’s (fresh off the boat, boater, etc) into thinking their the hottest sh*t out there by showing a little *ss and when I say a little I mean enough for leftovers. I’m guessing they were both not loved as children because their scrapping the bottom of the barrel looking for affection and attention now. They just need to know nobody likes them. They should quit while their ahead.

Looks like the left side of her face’s taken one too many jabs…is she a fighter?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tessa “LeTaunt”. Always been a sloot, always will be. She has TWO baby daddies and uses men for $$$. Got a boob job (paid for by her first husband) cuz her tits were ruined to begin with. She has been married twice & ruined them both by her constant cheating & slooting around. She left her 1st baby daddy with her 2nd one already lined up! She claims to be a “burlesque performer”  just a fancy name for STRIPPER! She thinks scarred up boobs look better than natural ones. what an idiot. Stay away!  Do not let this sad excuse of a “woman” near your boyfriend! She likes chopping her bangs so short it makes her fivehead look even bigger!!

Boob jobs are nothing when they accompany a belly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brandon Willingham. He went to Olathe East High School and now he goes to CoffeyVille Community College. I go to olathe east I am a Jr and I am good friends with his girlfriend and just the other week he text me saying “Hey whats up how come we never hangout when im in town I miss hanging out with you” umm look here Brandon Willingham you are the biggest liar I have ever met he will say anything just to get in any girls pants. He will lead you on making you think he is this great caring guy and when he get what he wants he will never talk to you again. I take that back he will never talk to you till he wants to have sex with you again. I want the whole Olathe to see him for who he really is he is going no where in his life. All he does is use girls and do drugs and its about time every girl that he tries to have sex with to see the *sshole he really is.

He braids his own hair and enjoys it.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cammy Kirkpatrick is the biggest backstabbing, boyfriend stealing, best friend banging sl*t. You tell this girl something and automatically its half way around the city. On top of that, if she sees a guy that is sexy as f*ck and looks at the girlfriend, no matter if that girl is her best friend or her worst enemy, she goes after that sh*t. She gives NO fucks about any relationship. F*ckin’ homewrecker. This girl has been with over 40 guys and she doesn’t stop there. But its chill, she f*ckin’ deserves that sh*t.

Ha. She spelled “realize” wrong.- nik