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Kansas City’s Best Mom

Posted in Kansas City, The Dirty | February 6th, 2010

Kansas City's Best Mom

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch, Sandy sends DIRTY PICTURES to random guys screaming for attention and offering “favors”.  She is married with two kids and claims to be the best mom and posts about how great of a mother she is.  I think she needs to take care of other things at home before she worries about what greg will be in her next.

Looks like her marriage is about to be in trouble… Obviously she is in it for the wrong reasons.- nik

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The Rest Of The Gremlins Army

Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | February 3rd, 2010

The rest of the gremlins army of skanks

The rest of the gremlins army of skanks

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the rest of the fat nasty probably smelly gremlin’s friends they try to walk around and post on their myspace like they have some class but they really dont and i have seen these females in action and pretty much if you buy them a drink they will do more than that for you.I think they are gross and they look like they smell but i never wanna get close enough to know for sure, but nik i dare to ask would you?

I almost didn’t notice those giant martini’s, their large bodies make them look normal.- nik

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Purple Crayon Chaser

Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | February 2nd, 2010

Cum Guzzler

Cum Guzzler

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl on the right and her army of skanks go around from Overland Park to Missouri fu*kin and suckin anything they have no morals and just dont care and they think it’s cute to let your fat hang out and wear bras that are five sizes too small..

Why is she rubbing his ear..These purple crayon chasers are in their own chubby lil world.- nik

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Pulling The Dirtiest Trick

Posted in Kansas City, Missouri, The Dirty | January 30th, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik K@LEY is pulling the dirtiest, nastiest trick in the book. She is telling her EX that she is knocked up so he’ll stay with her. This isn’t the first time she’s pulled this desperate sh!t. She already has a kid from a dead beat purple crayon. Quote from Ex, “omg so i was engaged to a girll named k@ley per$ell untill last night and holy sh*t that girl is straight psycho and i pray to god that she’s lieing and not PREGNANT with my child.. HELP…..” And I’ve never seen someone take so many self pics! Do YOU think she’s as hot as SHE thinks she is?

Sorry, but she looks like an uglier version of Pamela Pucker.- nik

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Skank Sunk

Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | January 28th, 2010

Skank Sunk

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik this girl is KNOWN for f*cking OTHERS Girls boyfriends, sending them late night texts, and f*cking her ex boyfriends friends…Her name is Lindsey, she’s a f*cking crazy bitch. A whore, and is just plain skanky. She’s an avid leg spreader, and to be honest, makes me feel like I got an std just from looking at her….I hate her, people I know hate her, and she seriously needs to be knocked off her high horse, that, or the current dick she’s riding….Karam is a bitch you whore. .

It looks like she is a fan of plumbers…karma may have already caught up with her.- nik

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Supersized Strippers

Posted in Kansas City | January 28th, 2010

Supersized Strippers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we named this whale we saw out Bessie. Not sure what her real name is.. But we know that the whole bar wanted to VOMIT. This thing was last found at Tengo Sed Cantina in the Power & Light District.. She has a LOT to offer.

I thought cows couldn’t walk down stairs, let alone climb polls.- nik

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Man Stealing Sloot

Posted in Kansas City | January 28th, 2010

Man stealing whore

Man stealing whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So would you go with this girl. She stole my fiancee from me and every others girls guy in town. She thinks she is the sh** because she a low end bartendar here in Leavenworth. I would warn any ladies and guys to stay away from her. Who knows what she has.

I would hate to see what kind of fat gremlin dudes she dates.- nik

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Audrey And Jessica Love The Purple Crayon

Posted in Kansas City | January 27th, 2010

Audrey and Jessica Love the Purple Crayon

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Now they like the purple crayon? These girls are officially on blast. I need to know if these hos are trying to steal men of my color. White trash like them don’t deserve sexy men like these!

There is no stopping a sloot from sleeping around, its like keeping a fat kid from cake…and they will eat any cake, just like sloots munchin any greg.- nik

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KC’s HOTTEST

Posted in Kansas City, Missouri, Would You? | January 27th, 2010

KC's HOTTEST

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch is FINE and dances like a wet dream. Would you agree that she is one of the finest in KC?

Answer: no.  A paper bag wouldn’t even help.

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The Real Nasty Housewives Of Kansas City

Posted in Cougars, Kansas City | January 26th, 2010

The Real Nasty Housewives Of Kansas City

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, FINALLY NIK YOU GET TO SEE KANSAS CITY’S NASTY HOUSEWIVES. THEY ARE REGULARS AT THE PLASTIC SURGEONS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO HIDE THE WRINKLES ACCRUED FROM DRUGS AND ALCOHOL. THEY ARE ALL COUGARS AND SCREW AROUND ON THEIR HUBBIES. WE ARE SICK OF SEEING THESE 50 YEAR OLD SK*NKS/SHIMS IN THE BARS WHERE US YOUNG ONES HANG. WILL YOU TELL THEM NIK TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS AND THE MEN THEY HAVE AT HOME?

People have money in Kansas?- nik

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