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Drunkest Sloot in KU History
Posted in Kansas, Kansas City, Would You? | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, try Joni out for size, she’s a pint-sized sloot from Kansas City who frequents Dirty establishments like Brothers Bar and will do just about anything/anyone when she’s drunk. She cheated on her boyfriend of like 8 years multiple times with just about every drunk guy in the Kansas City area, so tell me Nik…Would You?
ANSWER: No, has curvy arms like midgets, a 6 head and baseball bat thumbs like Megan Fox.- nik
Nasty Guidette
Posted in Kansas City, Missouri, Would You? | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I met this girl the other night and I think she is gorgeous. Just want some feedback. Would you?
ANSWER: No, she has no neck doesn’t know how to dress and you can clearly see those two pencils for legs are holding up a humpty dumpty style figure.- nik
Kansas City Wannabe Gangster
Posted in Kansas City | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so this girl was my best friend…..then i went to jail and she was fuck*n my baby daddy….and every time she see me she wanna front in my face…..but wanna talk sh*t on the phone….she wanna act gangster but shes from indepence….come on now…what u think nik?
I think I know why taco bell is staying in business and spending ad dollars everywhere.- nik
Sucks At Life
Posted in Kansas City | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I believe this dirty chick has been on here more then once, someone get it thru to her that she sux at life. And dirt poor and this picture is FUGLY! Seriously tho.
She looks like a classic Kansas City stink bomb.- nik
I’ve Found Your Girl
Posted in Kansas, Kansas City, Would You? | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Katie H*yes. She is absolutley gorgeous. Could she be your brunette? although she pretty much rocks every haircolor possible, she always looks good!
Answer: no. your kidding right, she looks like some weird mutated fish with a hook caught in its lip.
KU Dirty Dancers
Posted in Dirty Cheerleaders, Kansas, Kansas City | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the beautiful classy ladies of the University of Kansas. Mind you by beautiful and classy I mean 4.90283 at best and very trashy. These girls represent KU on our Jayhawk Dance Team and run around campus thinking they are hot sh*t. The girl in the pictures’ name is Alex P*y**. She liked the purple crayon althroughout middle school and high school, so much so she was having sex with this purple crayon at the ripe ol’ age of 14. Cute girl none the less, but has loved the bottle since she hit high school, and was notorious for ending up half naked at any party where booze was free. Could you shed some light on these girls who think they run KU and the whole town?
Looks like they are in the right (mens) locker room.- nik
Kansas City Date Rapist Alert
Posted in Kansas City | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you see this alien lurking around a local bar in KC hide your drink ladies bc it’s sure to be ruffied!
This guy probably sweats GHB, his mustache screams to catch a predator.- nik
Cougar Needs To Stay Out Of The Clubs
Posted in Cougars, Kansas City, The Dirty | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lucy Sh**. You can catch her at Mosaic and Tengo desperately attempting to reclaim her twenties when she’s actually pushing forty, proof positive that there needs to be some sort of age limit as to who they let in at the P&L. She claims to be a “professional” all the time and won’t shut up about her two master’s degrees, but for some reason she can’t spell or speak right, and she teaches at an alternative high school where they breed future gangbangers and Denny’s line cooks—part of that is due to the fact that no self-respecting school system wants to hire a dumb slut with saggy +2’s to attempt to teach. Oh, and she’s by no means rich. Pay off your student loans. Lucy is a big part of the reason KC has such a bad name. We don’t need old cougar sk*nks taking up valuable club space. We don’t need to see you flexing your tranny back muscles and asking us to take pictures of them. Why do you think your camera keeps getting stolen??? We’re sick of you, Lucy. Could you please start acting your age and stay home? Could you also delete your Facebook account? Your status updates are sadder than a retard trying to do his own taxes. And STOP DANCING ON THE POLE!! You’re going to sprain a lung or something.
I honestly believe there should be an age limit for chicks. I am thinking any girl over the age of 35 should not be allowed to enter a nightlife venue. Guys are all good though.- nik
What You Don’t Know Won’t Hurt You
Posted in Kansas, Kansas City | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Ashley L** S**, the dirtiest tralier trash whore ever! This chick is disgusting…she had an ex call her on Valentine’s Day one year telling her that she’d given him the herp and she completely ignored it! She’s been knowingly passing her gift that keeps on giving, screwing anything that bats an eyelash at her for the past three years. You should see her during an outbreak- her whole face swells up! She thinks she’s God’s gift to men & she loves her some blow! She works at bars and brings guys home every night. She also enjoys banging the guys her friends are with, I guess its like shooting fish in a barrel for her. Her favorite line in the bedroom is “do you want me to put your balls in me mouth”? Its awesome cuz she says it with an English accent. Its really quite pathetic how much attention this chick craves. So Nik I must know, if she asked with her fake accent, would you?
I think she likes things in and around her mouth, and no.- nik
Kansas City Is Looking Sexy
Posted in Kansas City, Missouri, The Dirty | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This dirty chick thinks she runs Kansas City!! Her name is Carrmone (A.K.A. C.C.) She doesnt know if her last name is Castillo or Bears!! Which one is it!! She told a couple of her friends when she was 17 that she didnt know how many guys she has slept with but thought maybe 87!!
Judging from her body type I am going to say 67 of those 87 were black dudes. I decided.- nik
