THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Krystle Harris. She’s the nastiest, foulest piece of scum on this whole entire planet. Doesn’t take much to get in this wh*res c*m-stained panties. Through facebook it might look like she’s in a commited relationship. But don’t let that fool you, this c*m guzzling wh*re. If given the chance she would let you, your brother, your cousin and your daddy drop loads on her ugly little white trash face ALL at the same time! She’s Nasty! Not to mention dumb as hell! Could be because she sniffs pills and consumes huge amounts of alcohol every night. Which makes her think she’s f*cking Hercules. But I think someone must have given her a swirly as a baby, because know one is truly that stupid. She’s a waste of skin, who should never be allowed to reproduce. Do you see that thing on her lip? I’d be carful touching her with anything that’s not gloved. My advice to this gutter smelling loud mouth wh*re is to close your legs and mouth and realize you’re a ugly piece of trash who will never amount to anything… Fishy Fishy.

She must have vision problems.  Those cheeks have gotta prohibit her seeing things looking down.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Local model/escort Chanel Jones is no rookie to trouble. This is her second DUI. She is already required to use an ignition interlock device in her car that does a breathalyzer test every time she wants to turn the car on. So this gal borrows her latest sugerdaddy/boyfriend\’s car to go out and gets pulled over in his car in Lenexa for her 2nd DUI!!! Her latest antics will no doubt put an end to her already failing modeling career. She will probably still make a great escort. As long as she is not driving. She may even have to go back to doing the attorney who helped her get diversion for her first dui. I don’t think her career as a Monster Girl is going to be able to cover the fines she has coming her way. Way to go Chanel. Classy.

Still trying to sleep her way out during the mug shot eh…or she’s just used to it, wanted a good one.  Either way, still a sloot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware: Brad is a lying, cheating bastard. Driving his young son’s used Mustang, he hangs and drinks heavily in low-life bars around the 75th Street and 87 Street area. Fibs about being married, recently jailed (DUI’s, failure to appear, etc.) Tells a tall tale about being a big-time real estate property manager. Has walked out on bar tabs, will borrow money, basically homelss since his wife kicked him out of the home she paid for. Be careful ladies, long history of BS stories and will try to milk your last dime.

He’s gunna have to turn into a gay butterball and advertise himself online…only way he’ll find shelter.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this white trash Nicki Minaj wannabe, is nothin but a fat disgusting self degrading c*m dumpster. She is a nasty sloot that will do any kinda drug you through in her face. She has saggie t*tties and a stank p*ssy, she f*cks all her friends bf’s for pepsi. She runs her mouth, she thinks she is tough cuz she got a fat *ss and nasty stomach, she steals and makes fake account on fb to b*tch at people cuzz she is to much of a pussy. HEY TORIILYN GET YOUR STANK P*SSY TO REHAB YOU LITTLE B*TCH AND LEARN HOW TO SAY SH*T TO PEOPLE TO THEIR FACE LIKE A REAL WOMEN YOU CLAIM TO BE. Nik, put this b*tch on she is a classless h*e.

The before and after pics of that guy are classic.  He so regretted that decision.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot is a nasty fat a*s hood rat from North East Kansas City. She is nun other than Denise Rakestraw. She is my good friends ex wife…or at least she would be if the dumb hoe would stop draggin the process out any longer. All she wants is to win custody of the kids so she can torment my friend my holding them over his head. This wh*re goes out and parties as much as she can at any cost….even if it means leaving her kids in a dangerous situation. Ya know she even got busted shop lifting with her kids with her. What does that tell ya? All my friend wants to do is move on with his life with his beautiful girlfriend and their child together. But she won’t let that happen cause she just can’t live without that child support check. Nic, blast this b*tch!!!

She’s fighting for the child support not the children.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Hector and Aaron aka Heron. These two purple crayon trannys are everywhere the black meat is at. One of them goes by Larena Calderon some kind of admissions rep at National American University. The other one goes by Terri May acts like its ballin but just spends all the money from the tricks it turns.Yea typical Kansas City wanna be rapper croud drama lovers. So make sure you make it out to the next unsigned never to be signed Americas Pub Thursday Nightmares. Guaranteed to see these trannys or just check out the Backpage.

I think we’ve seen these tranny’s before.  Don’t they have some kinda 2 for 1 deal..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, say hello to Fireman Jason, the predator. Hide your kids, he likes alone time with them. I dated this roid rager and he was only after my kid. He wasted no time trying to get alone time with my kid. Can you say RED FLAG. He would come over and always “ACCIDENTLY” walk in during bath time. I broke it off with him because it is so obvious what he is. You will probably see him at your local middle school. So single moms beware!!

He must make a killing (with LG’s) come Christmas time dressing up as an elf.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat pig, wannabe ladies man thinks he KC’s hottest swinger. He has never owned his own home, when he’s not living in his mommy’s basement he’s leaching off his latest find from club four play. All the while he is claiming to be disabled, yet still working cash only jobs, I didn’t know being fat, stupid, and lazy was a disability, wouldn’t the state love to know that. Women watch out for this nasty piece of scum, you never know if he is after your money, your home, or your friends… that’s including the men! He is so delusional he will tell you how he is big time rancher, is latest wh*re owns the closest thing to a farm he has seen in 50 years. I don’t know how he gets these new who*es, not like he can afford the Viagra or does welfare pay for those too?

This is the uncle you should watch out for.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Clarissa is a girl who was raised to do whatever the hell she wants, whenever she wants. She walks all over her parents, makes them feel like sh*t about themselves, and likes to use others to her own advantage. She used to claim to be “bisexual”, but only used it to get more attention from guys, but she ‘magically turned’ straight. You’d need at least five people’s pair of hands to count half of the people she’s slept with, because her legs fly open easier than a broken screen door. She claims to be a “juggalette” and bases her whole personality around this. We all know that juggalos are just a big “family” of inbred retards. She treats people like sh*t, uses them, and then a few years later when you run into her, she acts like she never wronged you. Often times she’d wear two push up bras in a desperate attempt to make her breasts look twice as big as they really are. She doesn’t have any respect for herself, others, or animals. The world would be much better off if she was just put down, because she’s just an attention wh*re!!

I’d hide any sharp objects with this chick around.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Jason Littleton, and he just might be the biggest douche ever. He’s from New Jersey and he’s pretty f*cking proud of it, he also went to prison for 4 years for beating his first wife and for that he can’t see his little girl. He’s a perverted 28 year old who only looks for the fresh 18 year olds because, and I quote “who wants a loose used up p*ssy?” He pretty much just hangs out with his 19 year old brother and his friends and bitches when he’s left out of something. And he will never ever shut the f*ck up, he talks in circles and every single sentence starts with “When I was in prison…”, “Back in Jersey…”, and “I was with this one girl..” He’s totally irresponsible, f*cks a different girl every week, doesn’t deserve to be a father and is just a douche. He thinks he’s just the toughest sh*t in kc cause he’s from Jersey, he really needs to be put into place or man up and grow up. Most men his age are already married and have a career. Also, wtf is up with his neck tattoo? Lol.

That quote of his is pretty much saying “I have a small greg”.  nice cover-up.- nik