<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities &#187; Kansas City</title> <atom:link href="http://thedirty.com/category/kansas_city/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://thedirty.com</link> <description>Nik Richie is the world’s first and most famous reality gossip blog, featuring a brutally honest look at the publics everyday social lives with a few of your favorite celebrities mixed in.</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:08:56 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <atom:link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com"/><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://superfeedr.com/hubbub"/> <item><title>Rat Faced Horse</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/rat-faced-horse/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/rat-faced-horse/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:31:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/rat-faced-horse/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jessica other wise known as Capri a ugly ass cr*ck addict whore/rub owner who is sooo spun out on c*ke most days she doesnt even know which way is up LMAO &#8230;she likes sit and do dope all day in her place of business all the money she makes [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-349565" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpTa23sT.jpg" alt="RAT FACED CRACK WHORE" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik this is Jessica other wise known as Capri a ugly ass cr*ck addict whore/rub owner who is sooo spun out on c*ke most days she doesnt even know which way is up LMAO &#8230;she likes sit and do dope all day in her place of business all the money she makes she spends getting high what a winner&#8230;she posted on here about my girlfriend because she made an attempt to try and be a home wrecker which didnt work because my girlfriends husband is way tooo smart to get mixed up with her and her cr*cked outSTD victim workers&#8230;her man is only with her because she is his sugar Mama and pays for EVERYTHING while he laughs behind her back at her stupidity then spends her money on other ppl HAHA look in the mirror hunny get off the dope cause u literally look a RAT on 10 years of cr*ck &#8230;.and when u talk ur so spun out u are unintelligable&#8230;LOL sooo next time think of something better to do besides post sum absolute bullsh*t on decent ppl dummy no one buys your sh*t &#8230;..</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>By her boyfriend do you mean her pimp.- nik</strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/rat-faced-horse/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Not So Lucky Charms</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/18/not-so-lucky-charms-2/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/18/not-so-lucky-charms-2/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:19:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/18/not-so-lucky-charms-2/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, this is Lindsey the &#8220;Leprechaun Princess&#8221;.  Along side her 50 year old boyfriend Mike.  Please the first words that come to your mind&#8230;and would you?  Did I mention that he was married with two kids when they first hooked up.  She has no mercy!Look at his [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-349724" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpSr7PSA.jpg" alt="Not so lucky charms" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-349724" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpqKwuv3.jpg" alt="Not so lucky charms" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Ok Nik, this is Lindsey the &#8220;Leprechaun Princess&#8221;.  Along side her 50 year old boyfriend Mike.  Please the first words that come to your mind&#8230;and would you?  Did I mention that he was married with two kids when they first hooked up.  She has no mercy!</p></div><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Look at his fingers just sink right into her belly&#8230;I just lost my appetite.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/18/not-so-lucky-charms-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>8</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>DJ Closet Forgy</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/dj-closet-forgy/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/dj-closet-forgy/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:36:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=343260</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Eddie &#8220;DJ E&#8221; Ru**ell. He is a wanna-be Italian and wanna-be DJ at a local hole in the wall bar. He is a big closet homo and everyone knows it. He is 31 years old and still living the life of a 22 year old. He&#8217;s so angry that [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-343260" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpm8XIt4.jpg" alt="DJ Douche Bag- Closet Homo" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-343260" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php4wGb2S.jpg" alt="DJ Douche Bag- Closet Homo" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, this is Eddie &#8220;DJ E&#8221; Ru**ell. He is a wanna-be Italian and wanna-be DJ at a local hole in the wall bar. He is a big closet homo and everyone knows it. He is 31 years old and still living the life of a 22 year old. He&#8217;s so angry that he is gay that he beat up his ex girlfriend, and put her in the hospital. He walks around Power and Light like he is really somebody and expects people to buy him drinks and give him free cover because he knows how to work a CD player. This guy is about 5&#8242;5 and has a pot belly that only the Olive Garden could have made. He claims to be a &#8220;teacher&#8221; at a local school, when all he really does is baby-sit little purple crayon babies everyday. Who else would let this creep watch their kids?? I know I wouldn&#8217;t. This guy is a huge loser and he should still be locked up for his violent tendencies!</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>I think the only thing that&#8217;s spinning in his world is that plate inside the microwave.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/dj-closet-forgy/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>7</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>She Had It Coming</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/she-had-it-coming-2/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/she-had-it-coming-2/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:00:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kansas State]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=343693</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-this girl really doesn&#8217;t know who shes messing with.Im done with her drama,and just her fake ass in general.She thinks shes the hottest bitch around,but all I see is a girl who piles on a sh*t ton of make up.Please,snap her back into reality for all of us! She should lay off the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-343693" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpF1jx1m.jpg" alt="She Had It Coming" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-343693" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpIIdxss.jpg" alt="She Had It Coming" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik-this girl really doesn&#8217;t know who shes messing with.Im done with her drama,and just her fake ass in general.She thinks shes the hottest bitch around,but all I see is a girl who piles on a sh*t ton of make up.Please,snap her back into reality for all of us!</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>She should lay off the raccoon eyes so she doesn&#8217;t look like a deer in headlights and so her head doesn&#8217;t look more unproportioned then it is.- nik</strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/she-had-it-coming-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Omaha Cutie</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/omaha-cutie/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/omaha-cutie/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:33:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Would You?]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Omaha]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=343457</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: What do you think of me Nik? I have many sides to me, let me know what you think, maybe you can get out of the big cities of New York, Miami, and Los Angeles, and come to Omaha to meet real women. Love  you! Answer: no.  Even with a photoshoot and [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-343457" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpK4ugmD.JPG" alt="Omaha Cutie" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-343457" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php4cTqJI.jpg" alt="Omaha Cutie" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> What do you think of me Nik? I have many sides to me, let me know what you think, maybe you can get out of the big cities of New York, Miami, and Los Angeles, and come to Omaha to meet real women. Love  you!</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Answer: no.  Even with a photoshoot and photoshop she looks like she has a TOD&#8230;also can&#8217;t hide your cone-head.</strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/omaha-cutie/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kansa City ROIDals SGM?</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/kansa-city-roidals-sgm/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/kansa-city-roidals-sgm/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:03:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scissor Gang Mafia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sgm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/kansa-city-roidals-sgm/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Obi, Diana, and Micha forget the Royals these are KC ROIDals, Nik are these dudes SGM?. FAKE their fingers are stuck that way from injecting.- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-342048" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php1E4deY.jpg" alt="KANAS CITY ROIDals SGM?" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik this is Obi, Diana, and Micha forget the Royals these are KC ROIDals, Nik are these dudes SGM?.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>FAKE their fingers are stuck that way from injecting.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/kansa-city-roidals-sgm/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>17</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Pig Vomit</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/pig-vomit/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/pig-vomit/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:57:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ugly]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/pig-vomit/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: This &#8220;girl&#8221; aka Jen&#8230; HORSE/PIG is almost 30 chasing after this 20 yr old (Does this classify as a cougar?) It/She claims to be rich, and the baddest Italian in KC. She talks all sorts of sh*t to people like is going to do something but she is really just a fat [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-342315" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php3Jn4Ip.jpg" alt="What do you get when a horse breeds with a pig?" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-342315" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpOQHnEg.jpg" alt="What do you get when a horse breeds with a pig?" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> This &#8220;girl&#8221; aka Jen&#8230; HORSE/PIG is almost 30 chasing after this 20 yr old (Does this classify as a cougar?) It/She claims to be rich, and the baddest Italian in KC. She talks all sorts of sh*t to people like is going to do something but she is really just a fat HOG. She sucks off any guy who will glance her way, and acts like dirty, pathetic trash. She snorts tons of drugs, and will eventually end up a big mama in prison where her brother is currently. So Nik what do you call it when a PIG breeds with a HORSE? This joke of a person needs a name?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Pig Vomit, it&#8217;s that simple. She is round like an oinker and I&#8217;m sure all the young tractor boys place bets on who can wrangle her down the quickest.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/15/pig-vomit/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>45</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Will Someone Lock Him Up Please</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/will-someone-lock-him-up-please/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/will-someone-lock-him-up-please/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:58:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category> <category><![CDATA[wtf]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/will-someone-lock-him-up-please/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok, so this mamma and daddy&#8217;s boy keeps staying out of the pen because his parents have more money than they know what to do with.  First, Josh B (from St. Joe, MO) shook the sh*t out of a 2 year old little girl (the daughter of his former fiance) and the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-340077" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phppB3qlv.jpg" alt="Will someone please lock this guy up?" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Ok, so this mamma and daddy&#8217;s boy keeps staying out of the pen because his parents have more money than they know what to do with.  First, Josh B (from St. Joe, MO) shook the sh*t out of a 2 year old little girl (the daughter of his former fiance) and the girl will forever be in a wheelchair. She can&#8217;t speak, eat, or do anything that she would have been able to do if it weren&#8217;t for this piece of sh*t. Even though SEVEN doctors from Children&#8217;s Mercy Hospital all agreed that his story on what happened was bullsh*t, he was found not guilty. Not a single doctor who treated the little girl said that she was hurt by falling down like he claimed. How did he get off??? His mommy and daddy paid hundreds of thousands of dollars on the sleaziest of sleazy lawyers to defend him. And to prepare for the trial, this lard *ss, lost 50 lbs and dyed his hair blonde to look prettier and weaker. Oh-and there&#8217;s more&#8230; While he was out on bail for that crime, he raped a girl! The trial for that crime is happening next month, but since mommy and daddy are paying for the same $$ lawyers again, there&#8217;s probably no hope that he&#8217;ll go away. The girl he raped did go to the hospital after it happened and had a rape kit done, so hopefully that&#8217;ll be the key to getting his *ss locked up.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>He looks lost without his mom holding his hand telling him what to do.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/will-someone-lock-him-up-please/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>11</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sloot Train</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/sloot-train/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/sloot-train/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:44:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Missouri]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/sloot-train/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two girls think that they run kc and are THE hottest b*tches around. what you think? I don&#8217;t see any girls in either pic. Proactiv, can you help or is it out of your reach?- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-338967" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php7FAtsr.jpg" alt="Slut Slut Train" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-338967" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpykAcw1.jpg" alt="Slut Slut Train" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, these two girls think that they run kc and are THE hottest b*tches around. what you think?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>I don&#8217;t see any girls in either pic. Proactiv, can you help or is it out of your reach?- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/sloot-train/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Abuse Lover</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/abuse-lover/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/abuse-lover/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:05:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kansas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/abuse-lover/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: This beautiful KC native Kathleen Mo*re loves to have a good time, is nice to everyone, and couldn&#8217;t hurt a fly. She isn&#8217;t drop dead gorgeous, but she isn&#8217;t an eye sore either. She could have any guy she wanted (almost), but keeps going back to this douche bag CODY H*RRIS*N, even [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-333889" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php1Dmet5.jpg" alt="LOVES THE ABUSE!" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-333889" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpSkXfql.jpg" alt="LOVES THE ABUSE!" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> This beautiful KC native Kathleen Mo*re loves to have a good time, is nice to everyone, and couldn&#8217;t hurt a fly. She isn&#8217;t drop dead gorgeous, but she isn&#8217;t an eye sore either. She could have any guy she wanted (almost), but keeps going back to this douche bag CODY H*RRIS*N, even after 5+ times of being hit, thrown against walls, getting choked out, whatever he feels might hurt her the most when he gets angry. CUT HIS PAIR AND LEAVE HIS LAME, DOING-NOTHING-WITH-MY-LIFE, CONTROL-FREAK, DOUCHE BAG, BEAT-YOU-TO-MAKE-ME-FEEL-BETTER BROKE ASS&#8230;FOR GOOD!.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Treat em like dirt they stick to you like mud, I decided.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/12/abuse-lover/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>11</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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