Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

KC’s Most Wanted Ho

May 3, 2013 Kansas, Kansas City 49 6,282 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, police on both sides of the state line have been looking for this girl. She racks up warrants like she racks up cold sores. Now they’re nothing serious, basic theft, some failure to appears. However she floats around KC bumming off any guy who’ll trade a couch or bed for some dome.She lived with me, stole a bunch of stuff and then took off when rent was due. I figure the dirty army can find this girl for me. Anyone know where this girl is? I’d like to collect my restitution.

Good luck.- nik



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Franer the Complainer

May 3, 2013 Buffalo, Kansas City, Missouri 12 10,065 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, this guy Zack Franer is a total douche. He lives on the out skirts of Buffalo Missouri and goes to Buffalo Senior High. He’s a low life 19 year old who preys on little 14 year olds. I had the sad pleasure of dating him for 7 months when I myself was 14. He’s a super senior in high school, yes super senior. Which means he had to go back to school another year because he’s a dumb ass. Not only that, but he let me know he is going back NEXT year as well. He’s a complete liar. He will lie his way into anything just to have what he wants. I also got to find this out first hand when he told me he was a virgin, then took my innocence away. I came to find out that he had, had sex with not only one nasty whore with 3 ‘s, but 6 different skanks! He try’s to have sex with anyone… Wouldn’t doubt if he would take it up the ass. He’s a pill junky and his excuse is that he has stomach problems. He will make you pay for everything! I had to pay for dates, housing, and well, everything else. He will make you feel stupid, and if you piss him off, he WILL hit you! He put me in the hospital for 3 days with bruises head to toe. He will try to mooch off of you. Lets not forget why his name is, “Franer the Complainer” because that’s all he does! He will bitch about everything you do. He doesn’t shut up about his problems, and expects you to listen to every word, and you’re supposed to not complain, by the way. He makes himself happy by knowing you’re in misery. He has literally laughed at me while I was crying. He sells drugs, and is very trashy. HE LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS! He had not worked a damn day in his life, and will lie and say he’s at work all the time so he doesn’t have to, A: Doesn’t wanna listen or B: is at another girls house banging her brains out. He has slept with many needle junkies. He’s a danger around children, he will abuse them. This includes small animals as well. BEWARE LITTLE FRESHMAN OF BUFFALO!! *Missouri not New York

Is that ‘Blue Steel’ or ‘Le Tigre’.- nik



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Control Freak

May 2, 2013 Kansas City 4 7,521 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Nick Papa. The worst man I have ever met! He is a total control freak he doesnt let anyone he dates do anything but spend time with him. He takes their cell phone and calls every guy on it and and interrogates them. He delets their numbers stalks his gfs facebook page and has to read every text she gets or sends. He pawns his kid off on his girlfriends while he goes and parties. He flirts with his coworkers and tries to get in their pants. He is the baby daddy to the terrible mother MEGAN SIMMONS. He has cheated on every girlfriend he has ever had. He secretly has sex with his baby momma. HIS FAMILY IS COMPLETELY CRAZY. This guy is a piece of work. He made sure that every girl he dated had no life outside him. Its either his way or he will make sure its his way through any means necessary. He is currently dating a married woman who has a 8yrs kid. He works with her at a nursing home. Please ladies AVOID HIM!!!

Snooping is done is the tub.- nik



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Someone Help This Girl

May 2, 2013 Kansas City, Missouri 6 7,733 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Poor little Bobbie Rae. Everyone knew in high school dis girl was crazy but no one knew HOW crazy it would end up. After doing porn the day after she turned 18 with her then 40something year old boyfriend, it all spun out of control after that. The girl gets her FIRST child taken by the state bc of her out of control heroin problems. She chooses her addiction over her child and has full custody taken from her. Then rumors fly shes started hooking to support herself BUT no one could really prove that. BUT the dumb girl starts making posts on [] for ‘kansas city escots’ *uuuuhmmm* we all know what that means. She claims to everyone she is raising her son and daughter though it’s a known fact she isn’t and no one has yet to see this ‘daughter’ This poor girl seriously needs a wake up call for posting pictures on a ef-ing hooker ad.

You’ d make more posting your real age.  Just saying.-  nik



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Grown Ass Leach

May 1, 2013 Kansas City 2 6,240 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This post is to help all the ladies out there not get caught up with this wanna be “producer” For years now he is running around Kansas City and LA calming to be the next best thing but he really he looking to fill your head with lies take over your house, use your car and drain your bank account. When in LA is lives off an grown ass man, yes that’s right this “man” doesnt have an income, calming he is making it big when in fact he just jumps on the band wagon of peoples work and calls it his own. Watch out he will “forget” his wallet at home on date. Make sure you are not caught up with all his lies and make sure that if you do go there make sure a condom is used!!! Beware EVERYONE not only is he as fake as a boob job he is MARRIED and a girlfriend in Kansas!!! People putting all these hoes on blast lately need to do it to the “wanna be” men also.

A couple self pics in the right place is good enough for a scam.- nik



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Pillhead Cassie

May 1, 2013 Kansas, Kansas City 1 8,649 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Cassie B. from Edwardsville Kansas pill poppin gutter sl*t who puts her men first. She screw anyone especially if you throw her some pills, then you’ll get the works! Be careful… she seem harmless but will steal anything right out from under you just to come up with a way for her next fix! Even if it meant doing it to her own family. She is a home wrecker as well as just being a plain wreck! Wrap it up with this one or recieve the gift that keeps on giving drd!



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