THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl Becky Boo? or who ever she thinks she is a run-down low life slut. Who will smoke all your dope, Snatch your pills and drink you dry. She claims shes over weight and has a huge obsession with freakishly skinny people.Like look at her. Shes the typical Emo girl who ** herself to fulfill her little heart act. Sends nudes to random guys to make herself feel hot! You can even see those nasty cuts all over her legs and engraved FAT into her leg!! freak if your telling me! She comes from a different planet with that demented looking face and whacked out hair and fcked up contacts. Shes a fake!! A user ! A Slut who should be brought to justice

Is that a pile of hair I see on the counter.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: My name is Porsha Ann Marie Huffstutler, I was born on 2-7-1991  My reason for posting on this alll but wonderful site is this. I am sick and tired of people posting and saying things that A. they know nothing about or B. There just bored and like drama! I grew up in a house with two loving parents and 7 brothers and sisters. I attended school at Englewood Christian, Holly Cross, FortOsage and Parkhill! When I was 14years old I met Nathan William Stevenson at the time I thought he was the love of my life we dated for 7 years in that time I grew to love his Family we did alot of wild and crazy things together, I met my bestfriend Jacob Dean, who would later bring in a Woman Named Britney Robinson and this is where are group of close friends would find the most Drama ever, But this isnt about Britney! My very best friend at the time was Kasey West, At the age of 16 me and Nathan moved in together and lived at his mothers house untill I was 17 then we got are First apartment and got engaged. Are relationship had its ups and downs and alot of break ups and make ups, In these times there was one thing we knew for certain and that was we were inlove and allthough there were times either of us could stand one another we tried to make it work! around my 19th birthday things between us got worse and we both new it was time to move on . I was at a point in life where i thought things would just go down hill I was working with his older brother at a office job and met someone who I became very close with as weeks went by I made up my mind I wanted money and a way to do everything on my own and for the 5 1/2 years I was with someone, Wow My time to get a little Crazy! Now things were really getting wild the late nights the drinking and drugs and i got caught up in what seemed like a glam life style hahaha wow was i wrong! This is when I took on the Alter ego if you will Serenity Lane that is the stage name i used when i started dancing don\’t get me wrong missouri laws had already changed and it was a bikkini bar! Life was moving fast and I couldnt catch myself fast enough. I started Talking to Nathan again and we tried to work things out by this time i had tured into a very Wild Crazy Party Girl with no limits! needless to say that didn’t work out! Now I am 20 and this year went by so quik Me and Kasey Quite talking me and Nathan Grew apart and all I had was the dancer friends I had met! 21 came fast and I was living in a little apartment with a close friend of mine at the time Amanda Sexton! One night while watching the Cathouse on HBO i got to wondering hmmm…. And so it begain the fast track to making money I took a bus to the Calico Club where I had a Blast met alot of working girls learned so much met a life long friend and Guess what people if I could do it again I would 100x over say what you want this was my choice don’t like don’t do it SIMPLE! I came on vacation and reconected with Nathan and shared a week with him In that week I spent thousands like a idiot and didn’t save a penny! went back to Nevada where I would later have a wild adventure with a Great friend Names Eric! After coming back home from Nevada and what i thought would be for good Amanda and I came over on what I thought was just a party night at Justins house! This is where my new chapter starts. From the moment I met Justin I knew he was going to be specail and a big part of my life at this time I was living with Tara and spending a lot more time with Justin! Around halloween we started dating and i couldnt have been happier. In December My friend Tara and I had fallen behind on bills and Started the fast track to crazyville I got her a job dancing with me we made money but not ner the amount needed! This is where her and I decided to call the Calico Club and she got a job I was riding out to drop her off with a friend and then it happend that moment when you have to make a disision that could change it all! I stayed and Tara Ended up leaving! This is where I met Chasity Clark she was coming in to take over for Madame Karmen and I was there to help her! It all got a little crazy and Thats when I couldnt do it anymore i wanted out of there but wasnt ready to be home just yet! I called up my friend Dimond and she gave me # to contact Dennis Hof, OMG yes I said it the Dennis Hof! thats where i learned about the Love Ranch and well I went there Its not what every jelous girl who talkes about me make it out to be GROW UP! Not long after being there Chasity Came along and We had some wonderful moments together! My 22nd birthday was right around the corner and I was ready to change my life Justin and I stayed together during all this I was so lucky to find someone who understood me! I came home on 2-9-2013! Me and Justin talked about it and the time was right we moved in togeter and not long after took on my little Brother and he moved in! We are starting a Wonderful life together and I wrote this in hopes that the Extra added drama and people who dont kniow what there talking about would stop!!!!On 4-15-2013 Justin Detel and I got Engaged and are Very happy! I am In Love and Ready to leave the past its behind me for a reason I ain’t trying to forget it and I don’t care who knows but don’t keep making shit up and LIE LIE LIE just ask me! I am also Sad to say Chasity Ann Clark has passed away since then R.I.P I Love you!!!

Does she collect wedding rings?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl’s name is Ashley Strange and she is something else. You would think rehab would have helped her learn her lesson or possibly even having a child, but it looks like she’s back to her old tricks again. This time with her daughter in the house, which is really sad. She is currently going through a custody battle of which she is losing for a reason and hopefully the father (a local business owner and good guy) will get custody so she can be raised properly. It’s scary to be around somebody when their child is crying about how badly she wants to be back with her father non-stop while Ms. Strange has a beer in her hand telling her to be quiet. She meets guys by telling her sob story of how abused she has been and how her parents abused her when she was younger, but obviously hasn’t learned from it. Her parents seem like great people so I’m not sure if that’s correct, but even they have tried to tell her to be a better mother as well as her friends, but all she cares about is the party life style and sleeping with everyone around KC. Posting pics like these don’t help your case when you’re trying to win a custody battle either… I really hope the guys around KC take caution and nobody else gets this sloot pregnant again. Might be a good idea to get tested if you’ve already been with her too, she’s no stranger to drds. Pun intended.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy, Nathan Gifford, is the craziest guy I’ve ever met in my life. My friend met him at the bar while I was working. At first he seemed fairly normal but he quickly became the clingiest pathological liar I’ve ever seen. He told her that he got hit by a car, not while he was in another car but just while he was taking a stroll. He also told her that he has had 5 concussions. He texts my friend multiple times a day even though she doesn’t respond and that has been going on for about a month now. Every now and then when she doesn’t respond he’ll come up with an insane story. The two most recent are that his dad had a life flight somewhere yet all he wanted to do was to hang out with her and when she didn’t respond to that, in the same night he suddenly had a mysterious illness. We convinced her to ask what he had but he couldn’t come up with anything so he just told her to forget about it. Clearly not a very intelligent guy. He texts me asking where she is, what she’s doing nd if she’s busy. She isn’t the first girl he has done this to either so this is more of a warning to anyone else willing to get involved with this insane person. He isn’t too terribly unattractive considering the area (Blue Springs/Grain Valley) so you wouldn’t expect him to be such a clinger.

Is that a beer pong kit hes grabbing?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this grease stain is Morgan Humphrey. She is a waitress at Buffalo Wild Wings in KCMO near Liberty. She was arrested for being a drunken mess at the Royals game recently. When the cops arrested her she claimed to have been spitting in cops food at her restaurant for a while. The b***h is rank and everybody who eats at BWW needs to know this little slore could be adding some special sauce to your wings.

This is why I make my own food.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Just covering all the bases hear Nik! This PFC Amber Sloot Heineken must not be allowed to graduate from AIT at Fort Sam Houston as a 68X or Mental Health Specialist. This isn’t just about her cheating on me and every other man in her past. If she is allowed to go forward in her Army career doing the job I just mentioned she could do so much damage to untold numbers. Unfortunately her petty self serving goals would be to manipulate soldiers to have sex with her behind a dumpster somewhere but that’s not all. Since the post on the KC page evidence has been uncovered from some of her peers that she has been screwing married NCO’s (that’s Corporals, Sergeants, Staff Sergeants) and bragging about it to her classmates. That type of fraternization is strictly prohibited and the damage to these men’s careers, while being self inflicted, could have long term affects. PFC Amber Heineken is a prime example of why women get less respect then they deserve and why rape in the military is so out of control. Forget the fact that she is known for giving blow jobs behind dumpsters, and screwing NCO’s in the middle of an exercise field just after dark while wearing the $5000 engagement ring I bought her. This is way bigger than just that… PFC Amber Heineken needs to be discharged from the Army.

More unimpressive nudes. Actually I lied, I’m impressed she was able to squeeze those pants on (bottom pic).- nik

Also See: PFC Amber Heineken