THE DIRTY ARMY: So she is 18, but looks closer to 30. Already been fired from Twin Peaks & a retail job, she spends all day bitching about why some guy from high school doesn’t love her anymore. Biggest ambition in life so far, she lives in uptown, where she likes to get drunk & bring the boys home for fun. Beware of this stage five clinger from New Mexico though, I’m sure they were glad to see her her go. Give her six more months and she’ll be working the stage at baby dolls and trolling for a sugar daddy. The girls self esteem is is a -50, which is perfect because once you take off the Mac force field, the push-up bra, the self tanner, and the fake nails so is she.