THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy, Nathan Gifford, is the craziest guy I’ve ever met in my life. My friend met him at the bar while I was working. At first he seemed fairly normal but he quickly became the clingiest pathological liar I’ve ever seen. He told her that he got hit by a car, not while he was in another car but just while he was taking a stroll. He also told her that he has had 5 concussions. He texts my friend multiple times a day even though she doesn’t respond and that has been going on for about a month now. Every now and then when she doesn’t respond he’ll come up with an insane story. The two most recent are that his dad had a life flight somewhere yet all he wanted to do was to hang out with her and when she didn’t respond to that, in the same night he suddenly had a mysterious illness. We convinced her to ask what he had but he couldn’t come up with anything so he just told her to forget about it. Clearly not a very intelligent guy. He texts me asking where she is, what she’s doing nd if she’s busy. She isn’t the first girl he has done this to either so this is more of a warning to anyone else willing to get involved with this insane person. He isn’t too terribly unattractive considering the area (Blue Springs/Grain Valley) so you wouldn’t expect him to be such a clinger.

Is that a beer pong kit hes grabbing?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this grease stain is Morgan Humphrey. She is a waitress at Buffalo Wild Wings in KCMO near Liberty. She was arrested for being a drunken mess at the Royals game recently. When the cops arrested her she claimed to have been spitting in cops food at her restaurant for a while. The b***h is rank and everybody who eats at BWW needs to know this little slore could be adding some special sauce to your wings.

This is why I make my own food.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Just covering all the bases hear Nik! This PFC Amber Sloot Heineken must not be allowed to graduate from AIT at Fort Sam Houston as a 68X or Mental Health Specialist. This isn’t just about her cheating on me and every other man in her past. If she is allowed to go forward in her Army career doing the job I just mentioned she could do so much damage to untold numbers. Unfortunately her petty self serving goals would be to manipulate soldiers to have sex with her behind a dumpster somewhere but that’s not all. Since the post on the KC page evidence has been uncovered from some of her peers that she has been screwing married NCO’s (that’s Corporals, Sergeants, Staff Sergeants) and bragging about it to her classmates. That type of fraternization is strictly prohibited and the damage to these men’s careers, while being self inflicted, could have long term affects. PFC Amber Heineken is a prime example of why women get less respect then they deserve and why rape in the military is so out of control. Forget the fact that she is known for giving blow jobs behind dumpsters, and screwing NCO’s in the middle of an exercise field just after dark while wearing the $5000 engagement ring I bought her. This is way bigger than just that… PFC Amber Heineken needs to be discharged from the Army.

More unimpressive nudes. Actually I lied, I’m impressed she was able to squeeze those pants on (bottom pic).- nik

Also See: PFC Amber Heineken

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this dirty leg, snaggle tooth stripper likes to run her mouth and spread her legs for just about any one. It’s not bad enough your boyfriend beat the shit out of you and left you in the park you decide to call and beg him back. I hope he takes you because you 2 deserve each other. You have no clue what you are even talking about when you go running your mouth. Be careful is all I can say and I would take some of that money that you get from spreading them legs and see a dentist.

I wonder how shes losing her teeth…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik< this is Marie cacioppo, aka Boyfriend stealing drd ridden tramp I just heard the she got Trich! soo gros you would think at her age she would know what a condom is! also maybe you can answer this What dr let her get a tit job before he fixed that ugly this maybe she calls a nose, it looks like a second head. but as for her boyfriend stealing it seems to run in her family seeing as her married brother is banging somebody elses wife! what trash bags, maybe they are in the sanitation business as most italians are. Shes soo gross she actually told my ex to send me a coat hanger and a lighter when i had a pregnancy scare. jokes on her she doesnt even know where the drd(s) came from, WH*RE!!! She makes me sick why would anybody f*ck a sloot that looks like she is related to a falcon- caa caa!