THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy, Nathan Gifford, is the craziest guy I’ve ever met in my life. My friend met him at the bar while I was working. At first he seemed fairly normal but he quickly became the clingiest pathological liar I’ve ever seen. He told her that he got hit by a car, not while he was in another car but just while he was taking a stroll. He also told her that he has had 5 concussions. He texts my friend multiple times a day even though she doesn’t respond and that has been going on for about a month now. Every now and then when she doesn’t respond he’ll come up with an insane story. The two most recent are that his dad had a life flight somewhere yet all he wanted to do was to hang out with her and when she didn’t respond to that, in the same night he suddenly had a mysterious illness. We convinced her to ask what he had but he couldn’t come up with anything so he just told her to forget about it. Clearly not a very intelligent guy. He texts me asking where she is, what she’s doing nd if she’s busy. She isn’t the first girl he has done this to either so this is more of a warning to anyone else willing to get involved with this insane person. He isn’t too terribly unattractive considering the area (Blue Springs/Grain Valley) so you wouldn’t expect him to be such a clinger.
Is that a beer pong kit hes grabbing?- nik