Nasty Tan Wannabe


Infested Tan Wannabe

Infested Tan Wannabe

Infested Tan Wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ms. Desirae Hinds. I’m sure your well fond of this little girl. She’s a Facebook wh*re to say the least, she revolves her life around it, shes friends with well over 3,000 people on there and puts half naked pictures on to see how many likes she can get to feel good about herself. But outside of her little internet world NO-ONE likes her in reality. when it comes to guys she’s nothing short of a two timin’ hoeee as all her pictures with her “boo thanngs” show. If thats not bad enough she tans so much she has sun spots all over her face and walks around looking like an umpa lumpa. Everything from this girls skin to her personality is fake!

She should tattoo herself some hips, end some confused.- nik

Meet Haley Jane Maurer


Haley Jane Maurer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Haley Jane is the biggest joke around. She jumps from one guy to another. Friends none the less and act like they really have something but we all know her games. Be careful of this scandal, she has been a drug addict (m*th being drug of choice) for years. If you do decide to be with her make sure you wrap it!! I could go on and on about about how scandalous this girl is but all I wanted to say to the public is watch out!

Whats that bucket full of behind her?- nik

Jenny Will Find You


Kansas Citys Biggest Tramp

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jenny Tobin. She gets around Kansas City better than the current bus system. She’ll do tricks for drugs and looooves club promoters. You can usually find her knelt down behind a dj booth or in bed with a guy friend of yours. Shes been with more guys than you can count on ten hands. It doesnt matter if shes “with” someone, if your a guy or girl for that matter and have molly, g or meth give her a wink. She”ll find you.

Does she always spread her legs for pictures?- nik

Trailor Trash Slore


Trailor Trash Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I went to a party a few weeks ago and this girl was their drinking and having a good old time. Looking like a hooker and acting like a wh*re rubbing up all over everyone. She was putting down the drinks like they was water and then going outside smoking and I don’t believe it was just a Marlboro. Worse part is she and the man she was with had a little boy with them TALK ABOUT wanting to call child services. Still not convinced she not a 9 year old child herself what do you think?

Those are her kids clothes.  I decided.- nik

Wanna Be Therapist Needs Some Therapy Herself


Wanna Be Therapist Needs Some Herself

Wanna Be Therapist Needs Some Herself

Wanna Be Therapist Needs Some Herself

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dani Singer. She’s a wanna be therapist who practices in all the bars in Martini corner without a license or certification. She is the biggest gold digger ever. Her loser wrestler coach boyfriend is going broke and into debt trying to pay for her wanna be lifestyle while he has no idea she’s getting some action on the side. She is a bottle rat who will suck face with any guy who’ll give her VIP at the Monaco. She does nude modeling on the side just to get attention from photographers. I wanna hear what the dirty army has to say about her.

I will be in KC in two weeks, where are the good places to visit?- nik

Is This VIP


This is VIP?

This is VIP?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is what you will find at the night clubs downtown, a bunch of almost 30 something’s who go out every single weekend and can’t seem to grow up. Would you want to be at a table with these beat chicks?

The winters in KC must be getting tougher and the Gregs’ must be getting smaller. The Blonde looks 36 and only uses two fingers.- nik

Welfare Breeder


Welfare Breeder

Welfare Breeder

Welfare Breeder

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Melissa Mendez. You can find this dirty hoodrat at any bar on the westside on any given day of the week. If you haven’t slept with her, you know somebody who has. This nasty tramp will spread her legs for just about anyone. She has 5 kids who she does not take care of. 3 of her kids live with their father, who she cheated on while they were married and he caught her in the act. Her other 2 kids are dumped off with whoever will keep them while she’s out getting wasted and spreading her legs. She does not work. She collects her welfare checks, which she doesn’t even use to support any of her kids with. This chick has been evicted from 3 different apartments in the past year and is currently living in a family member’s condemned house because nobody will rent to her. There is no running water in the house and she rarely bathes. If you have ever been around her, you can definitely smell the funk and you can scrape the butter of her teeth. She is known to try to breed more kids to try to trap someone into taking care of her and to be able to collect an even bigger welfare check. Her new flavor of the week is fresh out of high school. If you see her at a bar, stay far away from this dirty tramp.

She looks like a #6, super-sized kinda girl.- nik

Classless Deadbeat Mother


Classless deadbeat mother

Classless deadbeat mother

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alycia. She is the definition of trailer park trash. This girl has been banged and ganged banged by more guys than she can count. Which is why she has no clue who her child’s father is. She spends all her time strung out on drugs and starting sh*t. She doesn’t even raise her son. She just ditches him with whoever will watch him, so she can get f*cked or get drugs and disappear for days. She talks like she is completely ignorant, saying he is hard and she is a gangster. But she is white trash, and about as hard as a cotton ball. She takes all these nasty pictures of herself half naked and thinks its sexy. No, your stomach is torn up and you look like you feel down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Nik, please put this horrible mother on blast and let her know she is not sexy or hot like she thinks she is.

I wonder what she does when she’s mad at her kid since she already has him shoved in the corner.- nik

Baby Beating Cheater


Baby beating cheater

Baby beating cheater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douchebag, Paul E. Gallagher, Jr., has been convicted of intention torture of a child…and the law allows him to live with his victim. The mother of this child is piece of work as well. Go check out his conviction here:  Paul lies about anything and everything and will date MULTIPLE (think three or more) girls at the same time. Uses his biological children to lie to the girls he dates. Uses his coworkers for alibis. Uses women for sex. Uses other peoples children to claim on his taxes. Everyone knows when Paul has a new girlfriend, because he stalks his former girlfriends and wives with the new chick in the car. And the new chick allows it. Somehow the law allows this as well. He has also paid his girlfriends children to damage his exes property. Anyone that dates Paul is unable to get away from him. Those who have succeeded have needed restraining orders and multiple court proceedings. Be safe, not sorry…stay away from this c*ck smoker. He isn’t from Kansas City, but he has crossed the paths of many across north east and central Kansas because of his work. Hotels are his favorite place!

Looks like it’d be torture for anyone forced to hang out with this guy.- nik

Slore Into Housewife


Whore into Housewife

Whore into Housewife

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had to put this whore up her I don’t know if we should congratulate her soon to be hubby or wonder if she gave him penis rot with her loose booty!! We just wanted to know how your man feels when ever you enter any raytown bar you have slept with 80 percent of the men in their! And no your not hot the like low quality, they also scream her comes the whore whenever you enter the room! Your tongue ring has been in too many *ssholes! My favorite is how you talk about the lord then get abortions every chance you could! Classy!

Where’s her elbow?- nik