THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this V-neck wearing, meat head douchebag goes by the name of Matthew Austin Brewer Ferritto. This so called Kent Alumni & OSU rugby player is found creeping the bars of Columbus looking for his next victim to take advantage of. He thinks he’s SOO hot but the reality is, he is the most insecure person you’ll ever meet. This two-timing, cheating, waste of life, *sshole thinks he can score any girl that crosses his path. Although he shoots steroids and has bigger arms than most, you will NEVER see him with his shirt off because underneath is a BIG disappointment! This is a warning to all girls in the OSU area, to steer clear of Ferritto before he f*cks you over!

You mean biggest forgy…he takes a beating in rugby all for the team shower.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Paul Anah or like his Facebook says Larry Hoover. he thinks his a gang member but his just a rich kid from Canada who thinks the world revolves around him. His the last person on earth that will ever keep a promise. He used to talk to a girl who was really in love with him and he left her for another girl just cause he said he didn’t want to be with her cause she was a cheer leader. the lamest excuse ever. his a man sl*t that sleeps that disrespects girls because of their size ..His a big pot head and i wouldn’t be surprised if he uses other drugs. put him on blast yet again.

I’m just really confused as to why  he is dressed like that, it must make it easier for him to get with younger chicks.- nik                                                                                                                            

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so this girl has the total package. She is beautiful, smart, and she is not a sl*tty wh*re! She has a great personality and is very down to earth small town girl I’m just wondering what your opinion on her is.

A nose job would go a long way with this one.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ray Allen flew a girl, Alison Ackley, to have sex with her. After meeting her at a party they exchanged number and he flew her out to Memphis. And HE CALLED HER AND INVITED HER TO COME. JUST FOR SEX. She goes to Salve Regina University in Newport, Rhode Island. During the off season the Celtics practice at the university. Alison has been to several parties with the team. After telling me she had sex with Ray Allen, she also told me that she had sex with another Celtics player and when I asked her who it was she said he was some “nobody who’s not even in the league”. She’s been bragging and telling friends about how she had sex with him and she KNEW he had a wife and kids. She’s a groupie on the comeup and just wanted to have sex with someone who was big in the league.

I don’t think anyone cares about the Boston Celtics anymore. They are old.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: shelbi gall… do i need to elaborate?

Nope.  Do I?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Heather ‘Nicole’. She is the biggest incognito wh*re in Manhattan Kansas! She is obsessed with the mirror. The girl literally cannot pass her reflection without stopping and trying to fix something. She has a few kids (had her first at 15) but recently she got her nose done (thank god) then +2′s and now she thinks she is gods gift to men & some kind of model. Her dad supports her & all her kids with his military pay. Hes overseas trying to pay the bills while she is running around with his credit cards but then turns around and says she is an ‘independent woman’. B*tch please.

Are you sure those are +2′s… they look way saggy and forced to me. I think they have old moldy milk inside of them.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik,This is Rick, he is so in love with THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS that he paints his toe nails crimson and blue. ALLL he ever talks about on his FB is “Rock Chalk this, Rock Chalk that”. The guy is even talkin about gettin a nose job to make his nose look more like a beak…… seriously?? He got a sweet fckin motorcycle that he painted red, and side car he painted blue, and the tag on the cycle says “ROCK” and the tag on the side car says “CHALK”. You can find him cruising old town on his 1974 Honda Gold Wing w/ either Mike or his buddy Jerry pimpin the side car. Rick “the Jayhawk” tans daily in hopes of one day becoming Danny Manning… the greatest college basketball player of all time. Nik, this guy is obviously dilusional, can you help him??

He should spend more then $10 on his guido chain, then he may actually find girls willing to sleep with him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Spankie Mcduck. He is the most nasty duck in Wichita. He like’s to take it up the butt and I even heard he has aids. I would stay away from this skanky duck if i were you. Girl duck or Boy duck, it doesn’t matter. He will waddle on any thing that walks!

Looks like he’s been in some vicious cock fights.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sissy b!tch mother f*cker is a piece of white trash. He pretends like he is on our schools football team when all he does is sh!t his pants during a game and keeps playing (literally). He needs to find a girlfriend. I’ve noticed him being a desperate a** wipe around school following this one girl. GET A LIFE COLLIN GOLD!! You are a TOOL BAG and a desperate a** who needs a tampon for you’re diarrheaing a**hole.

That locker room must have been a nightmare afterwards.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this freak out. So this wanna be bad-a** picks up homeless chicks and trailer trash sleeps with them then comes to class braggin’ about it. I’m tired of hearing about all the degrading sh*t he has done to women just because they don’t have money. Like I don’t wanna hear about your golden showers, alaskan pipelines, eating periods, chilidongin’, protien quakes, “piss-nut butt-her and jam it” sandwiches thats just gross. Also he has a used condom collection he calls his “sperm awards”. This kid needs his own catageory called….Just F*cked up!

That is beyond disgusting.- nik