THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know that in Kent State is in no way a huge party campus or a town worth of anything that is even slightly newsworthy. However, this loser Matthew Guska owner of the sh*ttiest bar in our sleep college town “Club 157″ has got to be the biggest loser that has ever lived. He likes to pretend like he is the owner of an ultra club, but actually just owns a sh*tty bar that he uses to feed booze to underage college freshmen and then try to have sex with them. Seriously look at these nasty fatties he uses to promote “naked sushi” Please tell him what a huge joke he is. DA strong!

What is Kent State? Are they even accredited?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Sallee Kayy. She’s been skeezing up the rave scene at shitty nightclubs (vortex, jb’s, etc) for a minute, with her uglyass smooshed in face and lazyeye. She thinks shes the shit hands out molly an e like hotcakes and bangs her customers. She was dating another rave addict and when she got him hooked on the candy shit it was on to the next sap. Now shes banging his old bestfriend and there all drugged up. Looking at these club pics is like staring and laughing at a cess-pool of std’s and drugged out whores. She can be seen at any dirty rave scene in the cleveland akron and kent surrounding areas. She coined the “booty squad”(4 diseased drugged out rave whores) and shes Head honcho. She says she has the baddest ‘bootilicious’ buns around and its covered in acne.. Just rancid. Everyone secretly hates her shes annoying a homewrecker, druggie, fugly ass skank cock breath bitch, the list could go on. Someone needs to knock this whore off the stage already and put her in her place—An alley gutter.

I’m just disgusted.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hah Nik, you got KU’ss biggest slore on here! I can give more dirt. She’s slept with about every frat guy there is at KU. She even writes on her fb about how shes going to get blackout drunk multiple times a week. Even people at Kstate and MU know about her. Including KC. The reason the cops were called to the sorority is cause apparently she was going to commit suicide! Attention seeking much? She portrays this good litl catholic girl thing but really she eats d*ck for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. some guy even told me she loves anal. Bottoms up!

Miss Jones, +2′s will save your life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik!  So this girls name is Chrissy Bruno!  She’s a freshman at Kent State University!  I need to know you honest opinion about her!  Other than her not having +2s, what do you think about her?  I think shes gorgeous, shes the perfect girl I have ever seen!  I think shes gorgeous, tall, skinny, very outgoing and just down right amazing!  I’m a 26 year old junior at a frat and have been hawking all these little girls, because I want to find a young one, that is hot, and that I can mold into everything I want and still being able to cheat on her with the older girls.  I think she qualifies, my question is Nik, should this be the Freshman Mold? If not, I will send other qualifiers once I hunt them down.

Dude you are a 26 year old junior… she wouldn’t be that stupid to marry you. As for her looks, the nose is made in Jersey and the eyebrows are made in China. She is nothing special.- nik