Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Dirty Heights Pig

February 22, 2013 Kingston 126 8,147 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this ugly well fare gangsta wanna-be is Courtney Godfrey. She comes from a family of inbreeds. I banged this chick a few weeks ago and she smelled was so loose I couldn’t believe it, the next day I woke up with cr?**s. I must say she knows how to suck pretty good but I bet she gets a lot of practice. She’ll sleep with a guy for a gram of weed and a couple shots of alcohol. She likes to go after her friends man. Court loves going to the bars and picking up random guys and having threesomes. Court stop talking shit about people, stop spreading your legs for any guy, get off well fare and get a job. Your not a tough gangster so don’t act like it. Your a dirty heights pig with no future.



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Country Man Looking For A Country Princess

February 21, 2013 Kingston 4 9,268 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Chris Bartlett “The Ladies Man” he tries to hook up with girls over the internet and gets his best friend to do all the talking for him because he doesn’t have a clue how to talk to a girl. He can’t have a real conversation in person with anyone because he’s socially retarded and doesn’t know how to speak properly, Chris I think you got a stuttering problem. When all fails and he can’t get with a girl his own age, he goes for little innocent 14 year old girls. And tries to get in their pants until they realize they’re dealing with a goon and they leave him hanging too. The guy’s like a real life Forest Gump looking for his “Jenny”, but watch out ladies, it’s kinda hard to land a date with this looker unless you speak retard. Also, watch out ladies he doesn’t care to keep several girls on the ‘hook’ while being with ‘one’. He’s a great sweet talker – through text, of course. Watch out youngsters.

This isn’t match.com.  Post yourself somewhere else.- nik



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Kingston’s Cruella Deville

February 19, 2013 Kingston 273 8,339 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea Martin.. Kingston’s Cruella Deville.  She thinks shes hairstylist of the year, yet I wouldn’t let her touch my hair, do you see what she does to her mop? Shes an eightteen year old little slut, that fcks everything walks. She spreads her legs for anybody. This pig is so disgusting she went around her school telling people that her father molested her and raped her, and as a result, he lost his job, his house, his wife, everything, and this is how he had to live the last year of his life.. and than when he died, she finally came out and told everybody the truth, that he didn’t do it and she was lying about it all. Shes a waste of skin. Go to Marello’s, you want a hair cut? She’ll take yOU in the back and give you a spit n shine, on the house.. LMAO.. She even once told a guy to come get her, but all she could do was suck him off because she was on her rag, can you say N.A.S.T.Y?? Shes got something with the Snyder girls too, she likes fcking both of their boyfriends. Oh, lets not forget to mention, she likes to throw it in her ass for a gram of weed, thats how desperate she is. Ask her ex brandon, he’ll tell ya all about it. I LIVE AT HOME IN A TRAILER, MOM IM COMING HOME TO YOU!! LMFAO. just wait guys, couple months shell be hitting the bars, lock up your men if you wanna keep them!

Put down the scissors! let someone else cut your hair.- nik



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Keep On Walking

February 19, 2013 Kingston, Toronto 145 9,863 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This girl Phoenix Doreen Walker is the dirtiest of the dirties.This girl is such a dirt bag she is constantly leaving her little boy to go out partying with god knows who either way her mouth is always on that purple crayon or on someones lips down under.biggest slut around. pawns her kid off to everyone she can.definition of trailer trash she tryed to[] her self with her kid there cuz she was fighting with her bf at the time..& she calls her babydaddy telling him shes going to do it found her outside her place and she OD was in the hospital for a few days her CAS worker must not be doing her job. she introduces all this guys to her son and her mom has custody, She sits her fat ass at home on welfare and spends all her money on HERSELF, leaving her poor mother to pick up the slack and raise her son while shes out partying and having sex with multiple guys at a time! This girl has had so many drds she can’t even keep count on two hands! BY FAR she is one of the worst moms ever!constantly leaving her children to be cared for by someone else I have seen it with my own eyes this girl defines a Hamilton sl*t. Her psycho behaviour explains all her past failed relationships

The dirty logo is being kind to her, de-flattening her rear and covering up her push-up/padding attempts.- nik



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June Asselstine

February 18, 2013 Kingston, Toronto 202 5,993 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Third times a charm they say? This will be Junes THIRD time on this cite. CONGRATZ JUNE . such an honor eh? Ooooh where to start about you, there’s so much dirt I have on you and your lame ass life…. Well I would like to point out something that constantly gets pointed about about this sleeze, she’s 21 years old and on her 5th child 6th pregnancy. Would also like to add that she doesn’t have custody of any of her children. NONE. Not a single hair is in her custody. And why is that? Well, being mother of the year certainly is NOT the case LOL. When she had her first kid at 16 Jordan, she used to let him cry cuz it made her laugh … Wow eh? She’s only ever had her period twice in her life because she’s been pregnant so much. Isn’t that weird? She’s 21 years old! I don’t know about anyone else but at that age you’ve at least had your rag a couple hundred times, yes? How can a person willingly get knocked up that many times KNOWING their child is getting taken away as soon as it falls out of her vagina? I know I would not be able to do that. IT’S CALLED A CONDOM BITCH!!! Or take some pills get an IUD or the needle or something? There are millions of women in this world who would k*ll to get pregnant even once but you don’t appreciate the beauty of life!!! Who hasn’t slept with this girl? I know about 10+ guys who have… and almost everyone said it was an easy lay and that’s why they did it when I bugged them about it. A couple of them ass fucked her because her vagina was waaaay too loose and trust me they were not lacking in the penis department . She publicly bragged about having chlamydia a couple years back. Like made FB status’ about it… Yeah cuz the world wants to know you have green shit leakin’ out your pussy right? YEAH NO! She does not know who her first 2 kids dads are. Also has publicly admitted to that… o__O? I dunno what else to say everyone else has posted all the good shit. But kingston BEWARE this girl is T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a capital “T”! If you want to keep your penis and/or your child STAY AWAY!

Their eyes are completely glazed over, posts won’t help.- nik



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Un-Smooth Morpheus

February 18, 2013 Kingston, Toronto 74 5,487 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh wow, where to start with this meth addicted pencil dicked loser…? Okay well, his name is Lucas Leakey and Smoothe Morpheus is apparently his rapping name…? If you call what he spits rapping LMFAO! He has a daughter with some teenage hoebag who he doesn’t take care of.. Actually neither does he babymama but that’s a different story folks. He sits on his ass in the next hoes house and collects a disability check.. BUT he claims he’s a drug dealing GANGSTAAAAAH!!! LOOOL why you broke all the time bro if you’re such a hotshot? All you do all day is smoke mth, crck, weed and pop pills… Yeah that’s something your child can look up to eh? It’s called getting a job and laying off the pipe loser. Which girl is he with this week you ask? Kelley Lalande who is also on this site as one of Kingston’s finest women . He has been with sooo many women and to be honest I can’t figure out why? He has a tiny ass dick and blows in 2 mins flat. (Unfortunately I learned this a while back but thank God have never attempted to date him!) And bitches fall head-over-heels in love with this kid? Yeah, can’t figure out why. He has no job, no life, and is a drug addict. But as they say only junkies date junkies eh? So makes you wonder about all them hoes lmfao! ANYWAYS, enough about Lucas, ‘m sure everyone of his loser junkie rapper wanna be friends will come to his defense and all his haters will reveal the rest

You lost me at ‘eh’.- nik



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