Kingston | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Lil Alien Bish

October 30, 2014 Kingston 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here my friend is Elizabeth the dirty rat shillington. Idk where to even start with this hoe but here we go! She’s a sorry excuse for a women, she’ll rip off anyone including her best friends and family just to get her next hoot of the bitch or for a pill. She’s fcked over half of Kingston and now napanee, both guys and girls. Young and old. She’s put multiple people in jail, INCLUDING her baby daddy. She put her self out to be some tough crazy bitch but when you show up she starts hitting her self and calls the cops. She got her kid taken away then goes and buys a dog?! For real you couldn’t take proper care of your child what makes you think you can handle a puppy? You think your all that but fck look in the mirror your gross. Try putting the chrys and pills down and maybe start worrying about your child, fall down. Anyone that’s looking for a nasty fuck hit this one up. She’s down whenever wherever. This alien looking bish really does not care. Karma is a bitch. You deserve EVERYTHING that has come your way. That’s all



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Mother of the Year

October 29, 2014 Kingston 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lizzie Shillington is her name. Mommy of the year award she should get. Cant even care for her own kid. So she gets a puppy thinking it would work out better. She’s nothing but all talk. Call you on thinking she’s some tough bitch but really she couldn’t fight her way outta wet paper bag. She’s a slut rat goof. She’s slept with 75 %of Kingston, she’s put multiple guys in jail.. INCLUDING her baby daddy. She’s ripped off or stole from most of her friends and family which is why she has no one left, maybe the few stupid ones that dont really know the bitch or whoever falls for her sob story lmfao. Get over your self Elizabeth your a loser and you’ve always been one. Go back to school get off the meth and maybe try putting your kid first. #anotherfalldownmotherfromkingston



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Cory Hayman

October 29, 2014 Kingston 80

THE DIRTY ARMY: HEY THERE THIS IS CORY HAYMAN AKA CJ THE PEACE OF SHIT GOOF HES A DEAD BEAT DAD HE CANT EVEN SUPPORT HIS KIDS HES A CHEATER SAYING HE CAN FCK WHO HE WANTS SO KATE…………IF I WHERE U I WOOD KEEP A GOOD EYE ON HIM LIKE 4 REAL HES A PEACE OF WORK THAT CANT EVEN GET A REAL JOB HE HAS TO MOOCH OFF HIS DUM BITCHES HES WITH OH AND ANOTHER THING IS HES A CRACK HEAD AND LIKES HIS BOOSE AND HE LIKES TO TAKE HIS SO CALLED PAY CHECK AND GET HIS BOOSE AND LIKE TO SEND PICS OF HIM NAKED TO OTHER DUDES IN JUST HIS SOCKS SO LADYS WATCH OUT FOR THIS PEACE OF SHIT RATTTTTTT………GOOOF



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Falyn Skinner

October 29, 2014 Kingston 88

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, let me tell you about this slut right huurr. Her name is Falyn Skinner. 1. She sleeps with pretty much everybody in Kingston. 2. If you kicked her in the snatch it would sound like a fckin’ whoopee cushion. 3.She has more dick in her personality than she does in her vagina. She will get into a relationship just for sex and then once she has had her fill she will leave you like Toni Garrn left  leonardo DiCaprio, dropped like a hot rock. 4. She’s part of the itty bitty tittie committee.



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Dirty Trio

October 28, 2014 Kingston 165

THE DIRTY ARMY: M*th junkies alert!! You all know Marissa Sly the wonderful mother who takes care of her child… wait im thinking of someone else, marissa just sticks needles in her body all day and night and fucks everything that moves. Then we have the porn star herself Kyrsten Elizabeth who sleeps with her friends partners and parties with her disgusting mother.Last but not least there is Andrew Plaku who uses girls for drugs a place to stay and somewhere to put his dirty dick in(yes only little dumb sluts would put up with him), doesn’t take care of either of his kids, he rather just tell people that his baby moms are losers who wont let him see his kids b/c they are crazy psycho bitches, he even goes as far to say that he provides for his kids lol. All three smoke and inject methamphetamine and will never amount to anything, 10 years from now if they are still alive, they will be doing the exact same shit as they are doing now which is NOTHING!Breaking Bad is a good show but everyone dies! drugs are bad mmmmkay



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Backstabbers of Battersea

October 28, 2014 Kingston 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey! Here are the famous “Back Stabbing Bitches of Battersea”. Chelsea Fowler, Christie Jones and Maria Dipillo. Chelsea thought she was gods gift to everyone until a new girl came to town. She immediately started rumors to gain her credentials back but it didn\’t work hun! You will always be the slut of battersea. Christie loves to pretend to be friends with everyone so she can spread gossip all over the town. (And by the way no body thinks your hot Maria is a veteran. She hides behind her status as a nurse but loves to tear people down to make her pathetic relationship seem better. Not to mention she screwed her neighbor. Never mind her med problem. Karma is a bitch girls. The truth hurts! Judge yourselves not other people. Thanks Dears.



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Joshua Adrian

October 28, 2014 Kamloops, Kingston 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello the Dirty / NIK! My name is Joshua Adrian. I just recently moved to Kingston, Ontario from Kamloops, British Columbia.. I was working at FootLocker in Aberdeen mall, however I have what you would call “sticky fingers. You’re more than welcome to call them. Find their number on Google. I lied on my resume, and told them I had a vehicle (happened to be my roommate who was a single mother)  However, I told them that it was my car… and she was just borrowing it. Lies, lies, lies. Oh, I stole 200$ out of my till; And 200$ out of a girls wallet when I worked there. Another thing that may impress you is I also stole from two single mothers. Did bank fraud, because I’m classy. I also stole money from my girlfriend and left town before they left. I thought I was being sneaky by moving across the Country, however my “friend” of nine years is a lot smarter than I am. And know I’m living in RyanDale homeless shelter in your beautiful city. Anyways, you could probably to a criminal record check on me (I would personally, it’s a very long, long, long record) I hope my credentials fit your bill. I have garfield on my arm. And a couple other crappy ones in other places. If you want to know more information, please, look me on google. I’m a great catch, and a great “friend”. Just ask FootLocker in Aberdeen Mall, in Kamloops BC!



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Kingston Goof

October 27, 2014 Kingston 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this goo , is the worst stay away from him never do a crime with this guy bc hell turn your story right around you throw you in jail because hes a goof piece of shit … he always trys getting in my pants knowing how young and how much my husband would fcking k**l him.. stay away from him and kids … hes not aloud in parks or around kids under the age of 18 he will try to ruin your life as much as this low life good can … hell drugg you .. watch your drinks i was in the hospital for 3 fucking weeks because of this low life … hes the worst GOOF IN KINGSTON no joke … beat this guy till hes dead .. he will tell cops anything to get himself outta the shit that he has helped make a crime … hes a low life junkie who sleeps in a youth shelter on Brock street get em … ) bc i know alot ppl who have and if not will .. )he thinks he so tough having his head high walking around like hes something but brings guns and trys to scare ppl this guys a real joke lol



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