Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Kiddy Diddlor

December 12, 2012 Kingston, Toronto 132 7,260 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Derek Kelly is a perve. He dates girls way to young for him. And acts like he’s all high and mighty, when truely he is a complete fckin ass hole. He’s 27 going after one of my bestfriends whos 17. He is also an crazy drunken alcoholic , and when he gets drunk he will take advantage of you in anyway possible .. Hes physco ..
why dont you go hit up some more munchkins…

The only people who fit this profile are the ones that still live at their parents house.- nik



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Rob Spicer, Thug Fail

December 11, 2012 Kingston, Toronto 46 6,866 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dumbo looking freak is Robert Timothy Spicer, look at that swag, isn’t he just the coolest? Yeah if youre deaf dumb and retarded!!! He is nothing but a womanizing piece of shit loser. He will take you for everything you got & more. When he’s gotten all he can out of you it’s on to the next bitch & on & on & on….. He is in and out of jail CONSTANTLY so much so that he can “dry hoop” a kinder egg full of dope with no spit or anything because his asshole is sooooo loose and he brags about it. No jokes. His posse is nothing but a buncha drug dealers, gangster wannabes and welfare bums. He’s got ” Thug life” tattood to his back in what looks like a speedfreaks single lined writing, all shakey and uneven.
So lame he can’t even afford a real tatty! His “crew” is ABM stands for All Bout Money, in my books it stands for All Bout Moochin! He’s the Snider family ass packing drug mule. That is nothing to brag about. Anyways ladies beware of this scumbag no matter how fat and ugly you are you can do better then Rob Spicer..

He’s a couple whiteboy ‘thug’ tips:  Loose the Oakleys, thugs don’t sport Oakleys and burn your affliction T’s.- nik



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Junes Loose

December 11, 2012 Kingston, Toronto 618 5,513 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is June Asselstine in one of her finest moments, one of the few she actually gets to spend with one of her five children. Yes folks shes 21 years old has 5 kids has lost Jordan, Tyson, Kayleigh & the newest little piglet Christopher too the childrens aid. The first 3 have been adopted out. OH OH I also forgot to mention she’s now 12 weeks pregnant with her 5th child. f’in this bitch is like pulling the lever on a slot machine, you never know whats gunna come out but 9 times outta 10 you’re getting a baby. The problem you’re never quite sure if it’s yours. She told me Christopher MIGHT not be Kyles it could possibly be Aaron Richards. Her hobbies include but are not limited to; Giving birth to unwanted crosseyed alien babies; Stealing other bitches men; Making countless dirty profiles of people she doesnt get along with; Catching and passing on numerous drds; She LOVES taking it in the ass, probably because after popping out 4 kids in 5 years without getting stitches that’s the only way her men can get off. Can you imagine how loose this dirty hoebag is? Like sailing a toothpick down the Atlantic for fcksakes.I’ve heard a few rumors that her Dads fcked her and has cameras up throughout his whole house so he can perve on June and her little escort sister Donna. He sells them online.. Can’t say he makes much though. Look at those horsefaced pigs. One time a friend and I caught her going down on this fat bitch in the Stages bathroom, her man at the time Matt Neddow was videotaping it all I don’t know how he could stand that shit. I think the chick was Marissa Sly. We walked in and all we could smell was rank ass tuna… Needless to say my nights worth of drinks ended up in the sink via vomiting. So you owe me about 50$ bitch in wasted alcohol! I was going through her house one day when she ran to the store cuz I’m a nosey bitch like that & in her nightstand I found the biggest assplug you would ever see, the fcking thing was bigger around then my forearm, some anal beads and some freaky hairy chick fetish porn and pee porn. THis chick is totally whacked and deff the skankiest sleeziest dirtball in this city. STAY AWAY FOLKS THIS GIRL IS TROUBLE!!!

5 kids, that’s one way to retire early..- nik



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Sloozy Chrystal May Garrity

December 7, 2012 Kingston 248 8,179 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, you have to see this trashy girl one day in your travels, she will probably suck your dick for a small french fry from mcdonalds! Anywhore… this girl is the dirtiest sloothiest girl in kingston ontario. She sleeps with anyone and everyone girl or boy, (DIRTY BIRD) She got fcked with a xbox controller and when they guy pulled it out it had green stuff all over it and he puked on her, hah it was even recorded!! LOL , she thinks shes the hottest thing around , haha…shes soo loose at both ends she has to wear depends cause her shit just falls out, pretty gross id say! She grew up having sex with old men for money and sucking cheesy old dick for food (mcdonalds and Burger King) I feel sick to my stomach everytime i see her name or pictures anyewhere! She went to jail for hooping things from the dollarstore…she would steal something and when noone is looking she will shove it up her Private area! Its all recoreded, She even made a tape of her having sex with two dogs and sold it to people. Nik you have to laugh at this girl…shes NASTY, anyone hwo sees this girl Point and Laugh, Shes a JOKEE

I’d cover myself in more tattoos after that.  Perma disguise.- buj



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Donna The Dirty Bird

December 7, 2012 Kingston 196 6,131 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i no this dirty ass girl named Donna Asselstine! Shes been an escourt since she was 17 and now shes turning 21, She sleeps with older men around the ageses 50-70. I saw one of her cliants allmost everyone was fat and old and they all stank and she slept and sucked thier cock for money. She talks shit about everyone and she is wanting to sleep with her sisters old boyfriend who she had 2 kids with, isent that nasty. Donna dosnt care if its her cousin she will sleep with them. She probably has some nasty diesese. Shes the dirtyest in Belleville,Kingston and Picton!!! She puts nasty pictures of herself on facebook, she thinks she looks hott but in reality shes so gross!!! I remember when she called the cops on her sister for punching her out and running to the cop shop to try and ratt her out, it was so funny she was on AWOL from her group home where only Disabled people live, so she got sent back to the group home cause she cant be on her own. Ill up date you later on..

Now that’s luxury living, your own personal heater.- nik



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Skanks ‘R’ Us

December 3, 2012 Kingston 116 5,879 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl\’s name is Holly Donovan or Holly Villeneuve. Where to start with this piece of work.. The best way to describe her is that her vagina is a revolving door. She has been with so many men in Kingston it is easier to say who she hasn\’t been with. Watch out ladies, she likes to take your man, because her life is so miserable that she has to make everyone else feel the way she does. She sleeps with married men, and uses codes like go for coffee which means giving head, and watching movies means lets f*ck. Not only is she a home wrecker but a tramp too.. She craves sex all the time and claims it is because she is a \”sexual being\” and expresses herself sexually. She will go out of her way to find someone to sleep with, so if your into sleeping with a fat, ugly , loose, feels like throwing a hot dog down the hallway kind of girl, call her up… btw, she will gladly let you take her up the ass if it helps you get off.. Not only is she a home wrecking tramp, she is by far in the top ten category of worst moms in Kingston.. She drinks every second night, WITH her kids in the house, doesn\’t bring her kid to and from school always has someone else do it for her as she sits outside on her fat lazy ass smoking. when she gets her baby bonus which is almost 1000 dollars, she spends it all on herself.. clothes ( maybe she should buy some that fit and arent 2 sizes to small,and cover up her fucking tits),booze and cigarettes,she has been pregnant 4 times,the first got taken into cas,had an abortion the second time, her third baby is her son and when he was a baby she kicked/pushed him into the fire because he was annoying her,and her last baby sits in soggy diapers until she HAS to change them, lets her cry, and never holds her,she claims\”she isnt a baby person\”like seriously,get off your ass and hold your baby you dumb cunt,not only is she abusive and neglectful to her children, but sh pawns them off whenever she can so she can go out,drink and party,she like to hook up with guys at the bar,has been fingered on the dance floor of stages, and has even given a blow job for a ride home,she is by far the nastiest piece of woman I have ever laid my eyes on,and i have seen some nasty bitches,ladies lock up your men,and moms watch your children.

YOLO.- nik



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