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JC The Man Slore of Kitchener

January 16, 2012 Kitchener 22 7,532 Views

JC The Man Whore of Kitchener

JC The Man Whore of Kitchener

JC The Man Whore of Kitchener

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know for a fact that this guy (Jonny Carter aka JC) has been posted before, but he really needs to be posted again. I talked with him December 18th 2011 told me he just got out of rehab. Then he told my cousin that he was going to take time off from Rehab to leave the country!! Okay whatever. My brother-in-law is a f*cking poser & thinks that everyone should listen to him! He talks all big thinking that he’s in gangs and sh*t. He’s a 29 year old f*cking loser living with his girlfriend, her kid and her parents!! He’s been telling the family that he lives on his own and whatever. Ya okay. This MAN WH*RE will f*ck anything with a f*cking c*nt! He goes online adding girls to his facebook and then sweet talks with them. He tries to get girls to go to Kitchener to go f*ck him. He’s got well over 10 kids all with different women. None of which have ever seen child support, which brings me to my next topic. JC thinks that he’s *ucking rich. Telling HIS OWN FAMILY that he’s got all these nice f*cking houses in BC, California, Italy, etc. He also claims that he has a private jet & that he has many many expensive cars. Then he freaked out when his Toyota, ya a Toyota, went missing. Anyways that’s how he tries to get girls is with money. Then he comes crying to the family for a loan. Well we never give him the money, we make him live up to what he said. He says that his dad was a military man. FUCK NO HIS DAD WAS A F*CKING CARNEY! He claims that HE’S NOT the f*ck up of the family. Okay that’s why he’s 29 and living with a woman her kid and parents, he just got out of rehab for the second time, no job no money. Meanwhile the rest of us all have good paying jobs & are living with our kids and spouses. He also claims that he rolls with the Bloods. LMAO he called his cousin freaking out because there where people on Harley’s driving by his place! He’s only big and bad when people are around but by himself he’s a big f*cking p*ssy b*tch!!! Nik what do you think of this guy?

JC, why’d you take a close-up of your unibrow…I don’t get it.- nik



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Thinks Shes Hot And Too Crazy For Her Own Good

December 9, 2011 Kitchener 2 9,611 Views

Thinks She's Hot, and Too Crazy For Her Own Good

Thinks She's Hot, and Too Crazy For Her Own Good

Thinks She's Hot, and Too Crazy For Her Own Good

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is potentially the biggest piece of white trash I’ve ever seen in my life. Absolutely crazy, stalked the sh*t out of one of her exs, went so far as to write sh*t on his facebook on his birthday. Showed up with her mom at his house until the police were called, absolutely bat sh*t crazy. Basically an embarrassment to women everywhere, this fat sl*t thinks she’s hot and loves to post pictures of herself from clubs. Clearly no one told her that leggings aren’t pants, and you can still see the cellulite through them. Surprised she hasn’t tricked anyone into knocking her up, yet.

Girls who dress like this should be ticketed for soliciting.- nik



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Can’t Stop Hating Her

November 21, 2011 Kitchener 1 6,239 Views

Can't stop hating her.

Can't stop hating her.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok, i just can’t get this out of my head and i need some advice. this girl’s name is April Mitchell. You can find her on Facebook. She lives in Erin, Ontario. she is my current boyfriend’s ex girlfriend of 3/4 years. She is a skanky home wrecker who is just using her boyfriend for the sake of not being lonely. Everyone in town knows her as a bitch, a whore, and a complete c nt.they were best friends in high school and dated and had thier issues. They broke up and about a year later my current boyfriend and i met in toronto also a year later after my son’s father and i split, while i was down visiting a friend. I visited him here in now my current living town in Acton, ontario over a year ago. She messages me on facebook telling me was an abuser and an asshole ect ect, then preceded to attack my ability as a mother even though she has never even talked to me before! I have done everything in my power to make sure my son is safe, take care of, and getting all the love and everything he needs and wants. I’, in his life half time as his father is the other half, and i see him all the time and so my best to be the best mom i can be for him. I gave up my life of partying , drugs, and booze, to make sure i can take care of him. She attacked me on a personal leverl and continued to send me msgs saying how they slept together while i was with him. I never believed it, and still don’t.

Recently i was bumped into by an mutual friend of theirs and she told me that they were talking behind my back. So i dug into his email with is permission and found out he deleted msgs of him and her talking, how she wants him back, how she hates her current bf but won’t leave because ” it works”. So i get a friend to contact her for me and she send’s him text msgs from him to her saying I miss you, i miss your smell, your touch, and the way we used to go at it. They had plans to meet up when i’m away seeing my child, and he lied directly to my face when i asked him if they have talked, he promised he would tell me when or if he got emails or txts just from this ex, and i promised i would let him know anytime i got a msg from my ex ( who is my babys father, so there isn’t much he could do about it anyways but i was still honest about it when i didn’t have to , and kept my promise to him). I asked him countless times if they talked and i had to find out all of this through another source. the worst part about it is he proposed to her when they were broken up out of desperation he says, yet he says he isn’t ready to ask me because he has his “things”. I asked him once and he shot me down even though i actually love him and want to start a life with him, compared to the skanky tramp he asked previously.

I really love this man , and after all this i took him back, it would really hurt to leave him, but i ask you think nik, am i stupid? Am i just the rebound girl even though it was a year after they broke up, and we’ve been together a year and a half now? should i just left him and moved on? do you think i could ever get over it all? Is he even worth it?She is the first picture and he is the second with me, and one of me on halloween. Please help nik, what should i do?

She wouldn’t keep sending messages if he wasn’t responding.  Dude sounds too young for a relationship, he won’t be good for your child.- nik



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Cory Loves To Share

November 14, 2011 Kitchener 16 5,422 Views

This Guy has STD's and wanted to share!

This Guy has STD's and wanted to share!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m warning all you beautiful, intelligent women out there to WATCH out for this little boy! His name is Cory William Mercer and is 25 years old. He is a blond haired white boy who thinks he is as hard as can be, he speaks with a Jamaican accent and wears the biggest clothes he can find. He rooked me into moving in to a 1500 dollar apartment with him because he “loved” me and wanted to start a family. Little did i know when I was out working full time he was taking his car (which he can’t legally drive because he went to jail or a DUI) and he was picking up other girls to bring back to OUR apartment. When he got caught he gave away ALL my things including jewelery, clothes, makeup, and hair products to his OTHER girlfriend. When I found out who she was she told me she was pregnant with Cory’s baby because ” he wanted a baby with her”…. while i was also finding out there was ANOTHER girl. SO YES 3 of us. This guy will give you an apartment key within 3 days of knowing you to “prove he is trustworthy and has nothing to hide”. When you ask him about his past he either lies, denies it, or switches peoples last names. We have been broken up for 6 months and in that time I have had to change my phone number 3 times, yet he get its every time and calls me all day every day and texts me. In this time span he has also managed to get caught driving with no license, no plates, and no stickers. And spent some nice time in jail for having grow-op in his apartment. The guy clearly has no job and lives off the government and whatever girl he can find. Yet he’ll tell you he has a welding job. And that he wants a family so bad because “there’s a difference between having a baby and starting a family” OH! and may i add, he told me he had breast cancer when he was smaller… but then got me to read legal documentation for a car accident he was trying to sue for and they were just calcium deposits. The guy seems like prince charming and he will tell you EVERYTHING you want to hear.

Its hard to look cool when your surrounded by guys.- nik



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Watch Out For This Pedo

November 7, 2011 Kitchener 0 8,905 Views

watch for the pedifile.

watch for the pedifile.

THE DIRTY ARMY: kso, first off this guy is pedifile. He is known on facebook as Randy Mandamin he thinks he is all hot and shit because he has over 4000 friends on facebook even though he just adds random people just to say he has that many friends. So hes going to be 20 years old in a few daysand still in highschool, he also keeps trying to hook up with little 14 year olds even though he is 20. He is gross and needs to be put on blast.

Guys who give themselves bangs like that are always pedo’s, they hide the wrinkles.- nik



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Waste Case Of A Mother

November 7, 2011 Kitchener, Toronto 23 5,997 Views

Dirty little waste case of a Mother.

Dirty little waste case of a Mother.

Dirty little waste case of a Mother.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s a shocker of a “Momma” Chantelle Pamelaa, drinks till she’s on overload and dated a major crack head Travis, while she’s got a baby who she drops off at her parents. She’s out every weekend, snorting shit that fcks you up while she should be at home with that little girl. Kitchener has a bunch of fuck ups like this, it suprises me that theres barely anyone on Kitcheners dirty list. Well I guess were going to see a change. Chantelle get your shit together you drunk fucking druggie. Take care of your kid before it’s taken away from Social services, and stop bringing hood rats around her.

Why does it look like she’s growing boobs on her back.- nik



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