Krusty

Good Mom

Posted in Cincinnati, Krusty, Ohio

such a good mom aren't you bleau

such a good mom aren't you bleau

such a good mom aren't you bleau

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, bleau skye nastold and brittany nicole rossio are some flat out wh*re’s you ask why well ill tell you bleau for one is noe seeing this justin guy and she has been raped by him but yet she still goes back to him and brittany she just makes everything happen but bleau why are you dressing like this at the club and taking pictures like this for face book when you always cry about how your such a bad mom maybe you need to grow the f*ck up.

I really fear the outcome of her childs life.- nik

Nappy

Posted in Krusty, Sacramento

nappy headed hoe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nappy headed h*e is kandyce. she cant speak. she tries to take your boyfriend. she takes sloppy seconds. her skin is disgusting she’s hairy as f*ck EVERYWHERE! she thinks she popular, she thinks she can get any guy she wants. all she does is eat her feelings.

I’m pretty sure she can’t get any guys at all.- nik

Not So Cool

Posted in Krusty, Wichita

Not The S***

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl, Aubrey, tries to act like she’s a nice little peach but in reality she’s a 20 year old partying drug monster who get’s all her funding from none other than her parents. She walks around like she’s the sh*t but let’s be honest. I mean, you saw the pictures right?

Her nose looks like a paper airplane.- nik

Chaw On Your Hood Truck

Posted in Krusty, Wichita

Chaw on the hood of your truck?

Chaw on the hood of your truck?

Chaw on the hood of your truck?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a freshman at Bishop Carroll and i like to throw chaw spit on this guys truck, he’s a huge f*g and a wanna be redneck and I’d beat his Ass any day of the week.

I have a feeling he has never left his hometown and his idea of a swimming pool is one of those blow up ones from Walmart.- nik

True Surrey Skid

Posted in Krusty, Vancouver

True Surrey Skid

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik..So this is Lauren Fanning also knowen as “BLOODY” im honesty 100000% suprised she aint even on here yet ive knowen her for years and shes the shadiest most dirty bitch i know she smokes speed weed and drinks all the time she has a child who she shipped of to P.E.I because she wouldnt stop drinking and smokeing speed with her 10 feet away she sleeps with whoever she can get to take care of her ass like her ex scott who said “your dragging me down” when he broke up with her stay far away from this greasy bitch.

You sound like Scotts (her ex) new girl.  Scott will cheat on you with her, he had to be a douchebag to date her and douches can’t resist easy sloots.  What’s easier then a slooty ex.- nik

Has To Buy Sex

Posted in Krusty, Vancouver

Has to buy sex

Has to buy sex

 THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl, Brianne, has had 2 abortions from trying to trap guys into staying her her saggy c*nt, and obviously losing them anyway since they were only f*cking her with beer goggles and a paper bag. Girl has jumped on her only girlfriend’s man the second they went on a break. How could this whale get anyone? Well, she bought him groceries when he couldn’t even make rent one month for sex. If that’s not enough, she still creeps this guy’s 5 year old’s facebook and comments on the kids pictures! She deludes herself into thinking she can be this kids’ mom! Bitch is psycho and “re-lives” the days when she deluded herself into thinking she was a popular queen bee — IN LANGLEY. B*tch, go back to cow town and get some lipo and a labotomy, STAT.

I think there are multiple things that are saggy about her.- nik

Wanna Be

Posted in Krusty, Westside-AZ

WANNA BE

WANNA BE

WANNA BE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  this windsor park girl TAYLOR HOLDEN, recently turned 18, shes been waiting for that day to come for years now!  Thinks shes down with west side b*tches and hard core natives chick.  Which she is, simply cause she puts out n shes a die hard who wants to be one soooo bad! She has the money and the house to suport all of her friends who most of which have kids, I wouldnt doubt it if shes expecting one soon! Look at her , all of her past boyfriends and lays have been ugly native guys that are covered in sick nasty tattoos, I dont know why she doesnt mature and go for a guy who has more to offer then the thug life she loooves. She dresses and acts native it sickens me because she is WHITE… white… so keep trying to be a hood rat your only gooing to get so far in life and that will probly be a go go dancers, stripper or.  Just a dead beat like one of her ex’s brandon wesly the ugliest monkey I have ever seen! So close your legs for once.  Stop being such a h*e get your life together and lets see were you go, or who shes blows.

Those are some big eye sockets, and I’m not sure if you know this but your head is shaped like a pear.- nik

Dirty Celeb March Madness Round 1

Posted in Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Krusty, Leper, March Madness 2011, Roller Girl, Scam, The Dirty, The Gap, Udders, Unicorn

Winner: Udders

Winner: Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF

Winner: Roller Girl

Winner: Leper

Dbag To The Max

Posted in Hollywood, Krusty

D bag to the max

D bag to the max

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Joe ,he is a man wh*re. Not only does Joe seem charming and handsome, he is full of crap. He slept with my bestfriend and gave her the “Herps”. They met off of a dating website. Be careful of him. Nik, PLEASE put this fruit fly on blast. He thinks he is God’s gift to woman. He treats them like they’re dirt and never calls again. After injecting them with his infected piece. Gross.

That chicks freckles are distracting me.- nik

Oompa Loompa

Posted in Krusty, Toronto

Umpa Lumpa Jew Nose

Umpa Lumpa Jew Nose

Umpa Lumpa Jew Nose

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet kat glofcheskie the biggest caker I know, and with that jew nose i dont think so,she tries to pull of her brutal face with flaunting her DD boobs and it fools some people. She preaches that shes italian and polish but that pink canadian skin that she tried to cover up with orange tanner says otherwise, shes recently gone total wackjob and now rides brown c*ck, while on her own time makes racist remarks and praises the white. Shes one of those people that one day will kill you in your sleep.

“One of those people” that’s not a very common thing.- nik