The Dirty Krusty

Tries To Slide His Way In

Posted in Krusty, New Orleans | March 2nd, 2010

***SLIDELL RAPIST***

***SLIDELL RAPIST***

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Josh. Josh is a known rapist and woman beater. He works at a club in New Orleans taking pictures of girls. He gets them drunk in the club and tries to rape them. On top of that, he is speading his LOVE from girl to girl. LOVE, as in the clap. RUN LADIES AS FAST AS YOU CAN WHEN YOU SEE THIS FACE. He is a crazy psycho! I know! I’ve seen him in action. He dated a friend of mine and I had to see the marks. BEWARE!!

Those girls are pretending to like you because its their job…and how do girls fall victim to creepers like this who sit at the bar offering out drinks.- nik

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She Needs A Reality Check

Posted in Krusty, Seattle | March 2nd, 2010

Dirty Dirty Dirty

Dirty Dirty Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Genoveva Mer*** and shes known to love one night stands. Shes a jealous crazy bitch, trust me you don’t ever want to f*ck around with her after that unless you want a stalker. She walks around the clubs practically naked at times with her love handles coming out of her belly shirts! Please let her know she is not ALL THAT!

Are these before and after flapjacks pictures, or is she just not wearing her push-up in the top one.- nik

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Krusty Back In Action

Posted in Krusty, Newport | February 24th, 2010

Krusty back in action

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik is this Krusty? i think it is and she is looking pretty good. Who’s her blonde friend, she must have a name.

Yes it is…and either this picture is just really krusty or she has a bad case of dandruff.  Her friend has a kink in her nose and fishlips, don’t waste ur time.- nik

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Beat Pill Popper

Posted in Krusty, San Diego | February 22nd, 2010

Beat as* Pill Popper

Beat as* Pill Popper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this f*ckin beat ass chick. She has a caked face, and swears shez a hooters girl, Nice rack, but she looks like a m*th head. I’ve seen her around at the restaurant and she thinks shes hot sh*t. When infact she’s disturbingly disgusting and thinks that she can get bigger tips by swinging her bird nose in between your legs. I swear shes gotta greg tucked in there somewhere. .

I wouldn’t be surprised if she worked there, but she looks like she was found in a dumpster.- nik

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Airhead

Posted in Chicago, Krusty, Would You? | February 19th, 2010

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airhead

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick is pura. she thinks she looks like eva longoria. she thinks she’s all that. she drives an old ford truck which she probably crashed 20 times. this girl will f*ck you for anything. if your hot and have $ she’ll f*ck you right away. she’s really dumb, one time her status on facebook was “was sleeping when our carbonoxide when off” she thinks she is so hot and cool but this bitch cant speak english. kinda sad idk how she finished high school. everytime something happens to her she updates her status right away and they never make any sense. i talked to her a few times and MAYN her breath stank. she needs to go to the dentist and get her mouth checked. and whenever a guy talks to her she automatically thinks the guy likes her. so watch out boys! so nik would you do her? give her $50 and she’ll open her legs for you.

Answer: no.  She will look exactly like her mom (the one on the right) when she is older.

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Whats Wrong With Her

Posted in Chicago, Krusty | February 17th, 2010

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH?

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK TYPICAL SOUTH SIDE UGLY BITCH?

Mesmerized by the greg, probably the first real one shes seen.- nik

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Wannabe Model

Posted in Krusty, Newport, Noodle Nation | February 15th, 2010

WANNABE MODEL WITH FLAT SASSY T$TS

WANNABE MODEL WITH FLAT SASSY T$TS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is 19yrs old her real name is Annie but she goes by MILA O THEN this used up sloot has been around the city let alone the block and says shes a model, this one likes to F*^K old men who she thinks has money. She is soo gross with her flat ass, saggy a cups and black tinged buck teeth( notice she never smiles) she thinks she’s da sh*t I think she deserves to be on this site notice that always arches her back so she looks like like she got some ass. Oh and this BAR RAT is dating Jason B aka the broke ass douchebag.

She can’t photoshop out that pan face…and why is she grabbing that 30k’s greg.- nik

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Canary, Krusty And Grinch Reunion

Posted in Canary, Grinch, Krusty, Newport, The Dirty | January 8th, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out the three amigos back in action.  Here they are having flashbacks of the Dirtynewport days taking pictures of each other in the bathroom.  I don’t care what anyone says nik.. Canary is still by far the hottest Dirty Celebrity.  I even heard you say it on the radio once.

Is it just me or does the Grinch look like she is dying in the top picture?  I dig Canary in the bottom picture… I am glad these old timers are still having fun for their ages and not settling down with dudes who will only use them for crazy sex.- nik

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Remember When Krusty Was The Key To Newport

Posted in Krusty, Newport, The Dirty | November 30th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you remember way back when when Krusty used to run Newport. Ahh I miss those days, she “partied”, drank, hooked up, and blew her way through the scene.

Not sure where she is in this world, but the last words she ever told me was that I saved her life by putting her on TheDirty.  I hope she is in a good place with less MAC products.- nik

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Canary Replaces Krusty & Grinch

Posted in Canary, Grinch, Krusty, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty | July 24th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since Canary is basically leaving OC for Vegas she has got rid of the old crew of Krusty and Grinch and now taken these two things from OC under her wings and they are flying on her wings to Vegas each weekend. Nik do you think these two will be better members of Canary’s flock or will she dump them soon, also would you with these two?

Canary has about 5 years left in the tank.  She needs to save as much money as possible because she will not be able to find a Sugar Daddy in Vegas with those friends.- nik

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